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The '''Kennedy family''' are a clan of gross [[ginger]] [[mick]]s who have been corrupting [[American]] [[politics]] for [[at least 100 years]]. The Kennedys are known for [[murder]]ing multiple [[women]] whose names all begin with "''Ma''", regularly [[cheating]] on their wives, and [[Assassination|attracting a suspiciously large amounts of bullets]] that definitely weren't fired by members of the [[Central Intelligence Agency]].
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== List of Kennedys ==
* <s>[[John F. Kennedy]]</s> - President, dispatched my the CIA
** <s>[[John F. Kennedy Jr.]]</s> - Pilot, died from not being a good pilot.
* <s>[[Robert F. Kennedy]]</s> - Senator and Presidential candidate, dispatched my the CIA
** [[Robert F. Kennedy Jr.]] - Batshit crazy person who's running third-party against Donald Trump.
*** [[Joe Kennedy III]]
* <s>[[Ted Kennedy]]</s> - Senator, died of chronic old.
== Victims ==
* [[Marilyn Monroe]] - Murdered by John and Robert.
* [[Ted Kennedy|Mary Jo Kopechne]] - Murdered by Ted.
* [[Jailbait|Martha Moxley]] - Murdered by one of the Kennedy family's cousins.
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Revision as of 12:41, 18 August 2024
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