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''' | '''''Friday Night Funkin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''''' is an [[AIDS]]-riddled rhythm game that is [[overrated]] in addition to being a shitty [[DDR]] and [[Parappa The Rapper|Parappa The Child Molester]] ripoff, complete with an [[women|obnoxious fanbase that never shuts up]]. It's already an [[Planned Parenthood|aborted fetus]] headed straight down the [[shithole]] forever, but not before a metric fuckton of pointless [[faggotry|bells and whistles]] get slapped on top of it in a desperate attempt to make the game "[[lie|better]]". It all started with [[unfunny]] [[Newgrounds|Jewgrounds]] [[retard|users]] ninjamuffun99 (Powerword: Cameron Taylor), PhantomArcade (David Brown), "kawaisprite" ([[Spic|Isaac Garcia]]), and evilsk8r teamed up together to create a game for Ludum Dare 47 in October 2020, wasting their whole time developing a game only to be awarded nothing. It's a [[rip-off]] of [[Parappa The Rapper]] combined with [[Dance Dance Revolution]] gameplay that [[shit no one cares about|no one still cares about]]. | ||
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As the [[game]] [[overrated|skyrocketed]] up to the [[asshole]] of Nu-Newgrounds, and combined with [[13-year-old boys]] worshipping it, the four Newgrounds users began adding characters from the 2000s because none had a single idea to think of one original character. First, they added "Pico" from that poorly-made [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|school-shooting related game]] called "Pico School" before adding "Tankman", a second mascot from [[Newgrounds]]. They only do that because it makes [[fantards]] feel nostalgia they didn't even grow up with since Newgrounds used to be so based and fucked up, or they're [[children|too young]] to enter that [[shitty]] [[site]]. | |||
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Friday Night Funkin' is an AIDS-riddled rhythm game that is overrated in addition to being a shitty DDR and Parappa The Child Molester ripoff, complete with an obnoxious fanbase that never shuts up. It's already an aborted fetus headed straight down the shithole forever, but not before a metric fuckton of pointless bells and whistles get slapped on top of it in a desperate attempt to make the game "better". It all started with unfunny Jewgrounds users ninjamuffun99 (Powerword: Cameron Taylor), PhantomArcade (David Brown), "kawaisprite" (Isaac Garcia), and evilsk8r teamed up together to create a game for Ludum Dare 47 in October 2020, wasting their whole time developing a game only to be awarded nothing. It's a rip-off of Parappa The Rapper combined with Dance Dance Revolution gameplay that no one still cares about.
As the game skyrocketed up to the asshole of Nu-Newgrounds, and combined with 13-year-old boys worshipping it, the four Newgrounds users began adding characters from the 2000s because none had a single idea to think of one original character. First, they added "Pico" from that poorly-made school-shooting related game called "Pico School" before adding "Tankman", a second mascot from Newgrounds. They only do that because it makes fantards feel nostalgia they didn't even grow up with since Newgrounds used to be so based and fucked up, or they're too young to enter that shitty site.