Cookie Clicker

Cookie Clicker

Cookie Clicker was a "game" developed by failed french/jewish game designer Orteil (Julien "Jew-Lion" Thiennot) and his friend Opti (Erwin Trapp) in 2013. It was first posted as a joke on /v/, where it immediately went viral due to its repetitive gameplay which appealed to autists. The goal of the game is to bake as many cookies as possible by repeatedly clicking on a big cookie in the center of the screen. You can also buy lusty elderly women and a variety of buildings to bake more cookies for you.

Fan Art About missing Pics

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Knockoffs and other idle games

The developer of the kittens game has some kinky fetishes.

When you play the kittens game, you're encouraging furries.

Cookie clicker's popularity has spawned several similar games, the most famous of which are wallbreaker and the kittens game. It is worth noting that the developer of the kittens game is a furry and a huge fan of my little pony, as can be seen from her DA

List of other idle games:

• Wall Destroyer
• Kittens Game
• Dick Sucker
• Prosperity
• The Monolith
• Diamond Hunt
• Clicking Bad
• A Dark Room
• Candy Box
• Candy Box 2
• Sandcastle Builder
• Derivative Clicker
• Goomy Clicker

Orteil

Orteil is your typical 4chan user: a 25 year old man who still lives with his parents and spends the majority of his time playing videogames and masturbating. While he used to work on cookie clicker, nowadays he can often be found shitting up /vg/ with banter about his personal life and failures with women. His current girlfriend is Caroline Jackson from Winter Haven, Florida. She is known for not wearing bras and wearing transparent panties.

YouTube

Annoying Orange

COOKIE CLICKER - Beware The Grandma

Cookie Clicker - Flash Friday

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Orteil Related Faggotry About missing Pics

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  The one and only Orteil.
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  Orteil's baguette.
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  Orteil's panties.
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  Orteil is capable of autofellatio.

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  Orteil's girlfriend doesn't like his penis.
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  He likes panties.
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  Orteil doesn't mind getting sexual with strangers.
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  Orteil likes cumming deep inside lady vaginas.
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  Triple breasts.
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  Maybe if he spent less time masturbating his games would be updated faster.
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  Orteil has a bad history with the creator of Lego Robot comics.
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  JUDEN!!!
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  He was almost hired to work on Terraria.
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  Public whining at its finest.
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  Yes, you may call me jew lion..
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  Typical "blog post" on /vg/
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  Another "blog post".
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  Orteil is a vagina expert.
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  Orteil's posts on gaiaonline. He has had sex six times and is convinced he sucks at it.
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  His ex doesn't think he's so bad in bed, though.
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  Orteil making the foods
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  Orteil making more foods
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  Orteil eats spaghetti
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  chalk art.
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  Julien's baby pictures
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  Inside his old home.
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  Orteil cybering with his girlfriend Caroline on tumblr while trying to stay anonymous
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  Caroline considers cheating on Orteil
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  Caroline's self portrait

External links

Orteil42
Optidash
orteil42 on tumblr
orteil on deviantART
 https://www.facebook.com/orteil42 on Facebook
 OhGodHowDidThisGetHereIAmNotGoodWithComputar
orteil on Steam
 Orteil42 on Twitter

• [1] Orteil's gaiaonline account
• [2] Opti's gaiaonline account
• Cookie Clicker
• Cookie Clicker Forums
• Orteil's okcupid, very ripe for trolling
• Orteil's official website
• Orteil's google plus profile
• Orteil's myspace
• [orteil.karmaos.com Orteil's first blog.]
• Orteil on youtube.
• Orteil on reddit.
• [email protected]
• [email protected]
• a video
• Orteil's girlfriend's blog

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