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Drakengard is the result of acid trip gone too far. It is a crappy dynasty warrior rip off that have you walk from point A to point B. | Drakengard is the result of acid trip gone too far. It is a crappy dynasty warrior rip off that have you walk from point A to point B. The story contains the edgiest shit known to man. This retarded game is known for having multiple shitty ending that are either fucked up or made no sense. The infamous ending from the 1st game have your hero, cross the dimension to modern japan, fighting some evil statue with [[Guitar Hero|artificial difficult rhythm mini game]] only to get shot down by some kamikaze Japanese air force. | ||
==So who wrote this shit== | ==So who wrote this shit== | ||
The retard responsible for writing this shit name [[autism|Yoko Taro]], is known for writing his story backward and have his sock puppet doing the interview. He also hates children so much that he had a Caim kill a bunch of kids in the game. If that is not enough, you can switch to the pedophile and have him cast magic to kill even more children. If that isn't enough, you can read his 3 crappy manga. One of | The retard responsible for writing this shit name [[autism|Yoko Taro]], is known for writing his story backward and have his sock puppet doing the interview. He also hates children so much that he had a Caim kill a bunch of kids in the game. If that is not enough, you can switch to the pedophile and have him cast magic to kill even more children. If that isn't enough, you can read his 3 crappy manga. One of the manga is about a bunch [[Hunger Games|retarded japanese high schooler with psychic ability slaughtered by muslims in Afghanistan.]] | ||
==get ready for the plot, oh boy== | |||
===Drakengard 1=== | |||
Your hero, Caim, is but an edgy mute that want nothing but fucking his dragon and murder people with his big sword. Your party members includes an incest sister, blind pedophile priest, baby eating elf cunt and a [[chris chan|man child who can never grow up]]. Their goal is to stop some creepy man voice loli who is controlled by [[Attack on Titan|giant naked flying baby that eat human]]. | |||
===Drakengard 2=== | |||
While the first game mentioned above sounds as retarded as fuck, the retard at SE say fuck that and remove all the shit in the sequel and replaced it with some mary sue faggot name Nowe, [[mary sue|who is the fusion of the incest sister and some faggot while having the blood of a dragon]]. | |||
===Drakengard 3=== | |||
Luckily, SE being the fucking genius they are release the 3rd game with most of the lulz from the 1st game. You gets to play as a cursing cunt call Zero, who rapes an mentally challenged dragon name Mikhail while flying around the world, killing her retarded sister and stealing their sex slave. | |||
Revision as of 05:29, 7 March 2015
Drakengard is the result of acid trip gone too far. It is a crappy dynasty warrior rip off that have you walk from point A to point B. The story contains the edgiest shit known to man. This retarded game is known for having multiple shitty ending that are either fucked up or made no sense. The infamous ending from the 1st game have your hero, cross the dimension to modern japan, fighting some evil statue with artificial difficult rhythm mini game only to get shot down by some kamikaze Japanese air force.
So who wrote this shit
The retard responsible for writing this shit name Yoko Taro, is known for writing his story backward and have his sock puppet doing the interview. He also hates children so much that he had a Caim kill a bunch of kids in the game. If that is not enough, you can switch to the pedophile and have him cast magic to kill even more children. If that isn't enough, you can read his 3 crappy manga. One of the manga is about a bunch retarded japanese high schooler with psychic ability slaughtered by muslims in Afghanistan.
get ready for the plot, oh boy
Drakengard 1
Your hero, Caim, is but an edgy mute that want nothing but fucking his dragon and murder people with his big sword. Your party members includes an incest sister, blind pedophile priest, baby eating elf cunt and a man child who can never grow up. Their goal is to stop some creepy man voice loli who is controlled by giant naked flying baby that eat human.
Drakengard 2
While the first game mentioned above sounds as retarded as fuck, the retard at SE say fuck that and remove all the shit in the sequel and replaced it with some mary sue faggot name Nowe, who is the fusion of the incest sister and some faggot while having the blood of a dragon.
Drakengard 3
Luckily, SE being the fucking genius they are release the 3rd game with most of the lulz from the 1st game. You gets to play as a cursing cunt call Zero, who rapes an mentally challenged dragon name Mikhail while flying around the world, killing her retarded sister and stealing their sex slave.