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| <center><span style="color:Orange"><b>WARNING:</b> demonstrable pedofile, wife-beater, woman abuser. Avoid at all cost if you have vagina.</span></center>
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| <center>[[Image:Kyle Mugshots.png]]
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| {{quote|Im not a felon though actually.}}<br/>
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| <b>Thank you for taking our test!</b><br/>
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| Your personality type is: <span style="background:#00FF00"><b>PLER</b></span>
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| <i>Ladyboy Fetishist Elliot Rodger</i></center><br/><br/>
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| [[Image:Kyle Perkins is Not Gay.jpg||thumb|right]]
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| [[Image:Kyle Perkins is Not Gay 2.jpg||thumb|right]]
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| <b>Kyle Gene Perkins</b>, also known by the scientific name of <i>Pinoyicuspedo Womanhatericus</i>, is best known for using Encyclopedia Dramatica as his personal soapbox to spew vitriol against his ex-lover, [[Julianne Irace]]. Much in the same way Magnum existed on ED to stalk [[DrMusic|Mariana Hanks]], Kyle Perkins stumbled his way onto ED by way of the cancerous cesspit that is Facebook in order to "bring forth [[Shitty Attack Article|lulz]]" and write a self-glorifying attack article about a 40 year old woman who once offered to fly him over 4,500 miles for sex.
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| Hiding his true colors behind the guise of lulz and trolling, Kyle used this site to qualm his hatred for women, and soon thereafter, a crack team of investigative journalists discovered that he is equally deserving of an article himself.
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| == Sexuality ==
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| [[Image:Kyle Wants to be a Girl.png|thumb|right|Hubba hubba.]]
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| First and foremost, it's important to understand that Kyle Perkins is not a heterosexual male. In fact he's a few steps to the left of a flaming homosexual in that he fancys underage Filipino ladyboys. Kyle hides this from his internet friends because it would impede on his ability to manipulate the women he loathes, however has no problem sharing this with a mother who has disowned him and a step-father who likely has similar taste.
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| {{quote|Also, speaking of fag, how’s your homosexuality going? Or do you deny even that?|[[Julianne Irace]]}}
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| <center><b>KYLE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DICK:</b><br/>
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| Image:Kyle Perkins Wants to see Your Dick 1.jpg
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| Image:Kyle Perkins Wants to see Your Dick 2.jpg
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| Image:Kyle Perkins Wants to see Your Dick 3.jpg
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| Image:Kyle Perkins Wants to see Your Dick 4.jpg
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| Image:Kyle Perkins Wants to see Your Dick 5.jpg</gallery></center><br/>
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| == Wife Beater ==
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| [[Image:Kyle Domestic Abuse Court Order.png|thumb|right|Domestic Abuse Court Order, circa 05/27/2005]]
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| <span style="color:Red"><b>IN THE RED CORNER:</b></span> Standing at 6' 3<nowiki>''</nowiki>, weighing in at 260 lbs, hailing from the island of contempt, <i>KYLE GENE PERKINS!</i>
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| <span style="color:Blue"><b>IN THE BLUE CORNER:</b></span> Standing just over five feet tall, weighing in at less than half, hailing from numerous battered wife facebook groups, <i>ANGELA PERKINS!</i>
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| Kyle's wife left him because he wouldn't stop beating the shit out of her. The reason he wouldn't stop beating the shit out of her was because she didn't have a penis. Had she done the right thing and a had strap on dildo permanently attached to her hip, Kyle would be spending his evenings licking his own fecal matter off a 12<nowiki>''</nowiki> black dildo instead of trolling facebook for tit pics of 14 year old rednecks.
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| == Pedophilia ==
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| {{Quote|Kyle's minimum age is 12. Everyone knows that. They think he's joking.}}<br/><br/>
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| Here are a few examples of Kyle soliciting nudes from minors:<br/><br/>
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| Image:Kyle the Kiddy Diddler 1.jpg
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| Image:Kyle the Kiddy Diddler 2.jpg
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| Image:Kyle the Kiddy Diddler 3.jpg
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| Image:Kyle the Kiddy Diddler 4.jpg
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| Image:Kyle the Kiddy Diddler 5.jpg
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| Image:Kyle the Kiddy Diddler 6.jpg
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| </gallery></center><br/>
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| One is left to ask, "well, he's clearly a faggot, why is he interested in nudes of young girls?" That's a very good question and the answer is that he obtains them for the sole purpose of using them against these kids in the future. See, Kyle is not interested in fap fodder, if he were looking to blow a load he'd stick a few beads up his cornhole and download some [[Trap-kun]]. Instead, he collects the nudes so that he can manipulate and add additional girth to his non-existant e-peen by becoming the admin of various teenage oriented anime roleplaying groups. By infiltrating these groups, he is ensured to obtain more pedo nudes from 13 year olds. He will use these nudes against his victims and post them publicly. Who care about a Class F Felony when you have internet fame, [[Old Meme|amirite?]]<br/><br/>
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| == Master Troll 2015 ==
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| [[Image:Kyle the Troll Master.jpg|thumb|right|Righteous plebian annihilator.]]
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| Kyle likes to label himself as a master troll. He's such a master troll that he cannot be trolled. While this may be true considering his complete lack of willingness to adhere to social normality, the reality is that by him being an Elliot Rodger on steroids puts him somewhere between an angry 4chan teenager and a Manosphere blogger. Add to that his affinity for facebook groups and you have yourself yet another insufferable faggot polluting our airwaves.<br/>
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| Oh, did we mention that he's been with ED since day 1?<br/>
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| <center>[[Image:Kyle is ED Since Day 1.jpg]]</center><br/>
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| == His Job ==
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| [[Image:Vivint Logo.png|thumb|right]]
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| Did you know that Kyle is filthy fucking rich? By his own accord, he makes $180,000 a year working for Vivint in Tampa, Florida, selling solar panels and home security systems. Of course, anyone whose ever worked in the home security industry knows this is utter bullshit and he'd be lucky to be pulling 40. In fact, he'd be lucky to still have the job, because numerous sources claim that he was fired and is now unemployed. This fact is later driven home by how he needed Julianne Irace to not only purchase his plane ticket to Hawaii, but also provide him with living expenses while he was out there.
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| <b>Round trip plane ticket from Tampa to Honalulu:</b> $900<br/>
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| <b>Amount that Kyle claims to make:</b> $2,500 per week<br/>
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| <b>Amount that Kyle pays in living expenses:</b> $200/month to his step-dad for the basement.<br/>
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| ==His Love==
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| While Kyle likes playing off his affection towards Julianne as a master troll, these conversations tell a different story. Too bad about the vag.<br/><br/>
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| Image:Kyle Excited to Meet Irace 1.jpg
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| Image:Kyle Excited to Meet Irace 3.jpg
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| Image:Kyle Loves Julianne.jpg
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| Image:Kyle Loves Julianne 2.jpg
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| Image:Kyle Loves Julianne 3.jpg</gallery><br/></center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Julianne Irace]]
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| *[[Elliot Rodger]]
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| *[[Misogyny]]
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| *[[Transvestites]]
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| *[[Luka Magnotta]]
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| ==External Links==
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| {{fb|kyle.a.perkins.7}}<br/>
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| {{fb|profile.php?id=100008470203139|Alt facebook}}<br/>
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| {{fb|daimyo.perkins|His brother is a cosplaying furfaggot}}<br/>
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| {{fb|CRaZeEcHiQ|Current financial provider}}<br/>
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| {{twitter|kyleperkins3357}}<br/>
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| {{yt|kyleperkins33572able}}<br/>
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| [http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Kyle_Perkins_2072015/ Arrested.]<br/>
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| [http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Kyle_Perkins_2162108/ Arrested.]<br/>
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| [https://opencourtrecords.org/case.php?id=3718444 Arrested.]<br/>
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| [https://opencourtrecords.org/case.php?id=3823104 Domestic Violence.]<br/>
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| [https://www.facebook.com/groups/ElderScrollsNirn/ Elder Scrolls Roleplaying Group]<br/>
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| [https://www.facebook.com/groups/IWantToBeAGirl/ Tranny group he follows]<br/>
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| [https://www.facebook.com/groups/PhilippineFinest1/ Filipino ladyboy group he follows]<br/>
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| [https://www.linkedin.com/pub/kyle-perkins/83/aa6/5b0 Linkdin]<br/>
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| [https://www.resume.com/kyle__a__perkins__7 Resume]<br/>
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| [http://www.geocaching.com/geocache/GC4NRWQ_little-manatee-bridge Random]<br/>
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| [http://results.authentictiming.com/eventid/48/2013/individual-overall.htm Sales competition, ranked 247 out of 256]<br/>
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| [http://badoo.com/01224255419/ Dating Profile]<br/><br/>
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| {{faggotry}}
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| {{Psychology}}
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| {{blink|red|24|You. Can't. Control. This.}}<br/>
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