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Template:Alleged Humor Jayabharat Konar ( addressed by the mononym Jayabharat ) (Template:Lang-ta) (also known as Jaiyabharat S ) was born in a village named Vellalore in Coimbatore district of Tamil Nadu, India on August 22, 1991. He is considered as a loser by the world and he is said to have no capability to succeed. He scored poor marks in exams and never scored a girl at all.
Personal Life & His interests
Jayabharat was Charming, Good and Brave boy in his early days. But He became cruel, arrogant and Insane later. You may read more about it at: "Birth of Jayabharat". Nobody loved Him except his family, friends, God and God's creatures. He is diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder and said to have four personalities within him. Two known personalities are Horrid and Genial. Horrid is very rude & agressive, but Genial is opposite of Horrid. The other is suspected to be a Seriel Killer who has direct contact with Reaper and it is also believed to have some supernatural abilities.
He is ace player of Games like freecell, hearts, solitaire and minesweeper. He likes songs of rap genre and he says himself as Eminem fan. He is die hard fan of a television show named supernatural, telecasted in WB. His hobby was numismatics until a day came when he had to exchange all the coins he collected for something,details about which he never revealed. He loves driving his goddamn bike and says it as one of his best friends. He says that his Royal Enfield means so much to him ( the same way like winchester brothers' Chevy Impala )
Schooling and Career
Jayabharat had his schooling in ELGI matriculation higher secondary school, Vellalur in 2006, and his higher secondary schooling in SRNV higher secondary School, LN Palayam in 2008. He studied in ELGI school from his Kindergarten classes to Matric, for twelve years. He wasn't good at studies, but wasn't bad either. Then He went to SRNV school in 2006. Since then his studies were going downgrade. He scored low marks in Higher Secondary and somehow managed to get into B.E. Aeronautical Engineering course in RVS College of Engineering and Technology, Dindigul. There in the college hostel he was having hard times. Snoop Dogg showed him the world of weed and he has consumed more Valium than Eminem. His favourite compound in this world is Methamphetamine. In the Eight semester he did his Engineering Project work in Rotary Wing Research and Design Centre Hindustan Aeronautics Limited, Bangalore. His project titled "Stress Analysis and Weight Optimization of Horizontal Stabilizer used in Helicopter applications by using Finite Element Method" gave him some exposure to the field of Aircraft Structural analysis and FEM. After the final semester project, he dropped outta college.
Social Life
Jay-Rat was a socialist and he was supporter of a Political party named CPI-M. He worked for SFI during his college years in Dindigul. When he realized what is life worth for, he left the party and started partying. He is 21 and still got no own room and so he lives in his parent's home. He is considered as a loser by the world and he is said to have no capability to succeed. He is hated by everybody in his village and they call him Mr Disgusting. It seems like he is done with life. In a public meeting he said that
- Life -
- Till you succeed, it is a Bitch
- If you've succeeded it is a Whore
- Life -
The words were inappropriate for the audience and he was jumped upon by a bunch of guys who beat him up badly.
Unresolved mystery about his present life
Jayabharat was reported as lost on 22nd August 1991. He is said to have moved to Jupiter after the humans evicted him out of his earth. He is supposedly dead by now, but recent telescopic images from NASA suggests that he might have become friend with Spock. This theory is further supported by the fact that he speaks Klingon. There are some widespread rumours that he was spotted several times near Kochi, India.
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