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Howard Unruh

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FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERICAN HISTORY!


Howard Unruh
Born January 21st, 1921
Nationality Americunt Americunt
Highscore Killed 13, Injured 3
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero No (Surrendered)
Status V& LOL DEAD
Rank Unranked. ;(

Howard Barton Unruh (January 21, 1921 – October 19, 2009), was a batshit insane, deeply closeted World War II veteran, and the FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERIMUTT HISTORY! He managed 13 kills and 3 injuries with a Lüger in only twelve minutes! While not as impressive as other mass shooters, he laid out the groundwork for future edgy faggots who want to take out their frustration on other people by means of murder.

His 1949 New Jersey chimpout, called the Walk of Death was the deadliest shooting in the US for 17 YEARS, until Charlie Whitman stepped up and managed 17 kills and 31 injuries in Texas, on 1966.

Howie's Early Life

Howie was born to Sam Unruh and Freda Vollmer. He also had a younger brother named James. The fact that he grew up in New Jersey could probably give us an insight as to why he did what he did.

It is to be noted that Howie wanted to become a Government employee. Some might argue that he was a Government plant who set out to make a case for tightening American gun laws.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Lüger P08
  • Perk 1: Stopping Power
  • Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kills: 13/20 Impressive... for the time at least.
Accuracy: 17/20 13 killed, 3 injured, that military training paid off.
Style: 17/20 Killed most of the people he was looking for, then proceeded to kill random faggots for no discernible reason.
Butthurt: 18/20
Bonus: 20/20 Kickstarted a trend of things to come.
Total score: 91/100 (A)
Thank you for your service!

Where is Howard Now?