Boyd Doghouse

Boyd Doghouse (or as he is endearingly referred to by his step children, 'Uncle Hands') is a never ending source of prime lulz by all who have had the opportunity to meet him. His platform of choice is of course Second Life, where he virtually stalks and harasses numerous children to their breaking point.

Boyd is a geriatric pedophile who's heart attacks are becoming far more frequent since his Second Life began. Countless chatlogs of his romantic endeavours have been spread around, and it can be gathered he has a penchant for 'tummy licking'. Known targets of his misguided adulation:

Upraski

Manlytears/Britbong

Lunaire

Kitty

His own stepchildren

Numerous videos have since been uploaded to Youtube in an attempt to document the cholesterol imbibed ramblings of a grey bearded wizard. Boyd likes to pretend he is in on the joke but from a rudimentary analysis on his reactions alone we can gather he is a socially disturbed individual with a real hankering for the kiddie poon.