User:Crossbow

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Crossbow is yet another retarded mass shooting obsessed loser who shits out hundreds of mass shooting articles. You can help this user by reminding them that committing a mass shooting is for twinks who can’t get laid and that they will never be like Anders but instead will likely be worse than AlGore.

Hookwhack is an autistic retard obsessed with true crime who should be avoided AT ALL COSTS. I joined Encyclopedia Dramatica on the 6th of November 2023 and the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums the day before on the 5th, after lurking and rofling at the finest since 2021, I finally decide to spread some shit nobody cares about lulz myself

P.S. I didn’t eat that fuckin sandwich or the toielet thing either!

To-do list

1. Add the rest of the stuff to my userpage
2. Run through “my” articles and my articles
3. Run through the same articles but also consider redirects
4. Add articles onto series templates which are used on said articles