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For '''Jared Fogle''', life was good.  He gained the love of a [[Amerifat|nation]] in 2000 when [[Subway]] began an ad campaign telling his [[Lame|compelling]] story of losing nearly 250 pounds by consuming their [[Penis|footlongs]].  After appearing in [[At least 100|over 300]] television commercials, Fogle had amassed over $15,000,000 in net worth, and was beloved with the public.  Everything was perfect.
For '''Jared Fogle''', life was good.  He gained the love of a [[Amerifat|nation]] in 2000 when [[Subway]] began an ad campaign telling his [[Lame|compelling]] story of losing nearly 250 pounds by consuming their [[Penis|footlongs]].  After appearing in [[At least 100|over 300]] television commercials, Fogle had amassed over $15,000,000 in net worth, and was beloved by the public.  Everything was perfect.


That was, until the FBI [[Party Van|paid him a little visit]] in July of 2015, looking for his [[Sick fuck|child pornograph stash]].
That was, until the FBI [[Party Van|paid him a little visit]] in July of 2015, looking for his [[Sick fuck|child pornograph stash]].

Revision as of 07:51, 8 July 2015

Jared has been getting into smaller and smaller pants.

For Jared Fogle, life was good. He gained the love of a nation in 2000 when Subway began an ad campaign telling his compelling story of losing nearly 250 pounds by consuming their footlongs. After appearing in over 300 television commercials, Fogle had amassed over $15,000,000 in net worth, and was beloved by the public. Everything was perfect.

That was, until the FBI paid him a little visit in July of 2015, looking for his child pornograph stash.

Life

Jared Fogle once wore a size 62-inch pair of pants, before losing weight by eating lowfat Subway sandwiches and walking a lot. After a 1999 article in the Indiana Daily Student detailed his massive weight loss, a franchisee pitched the idea to a Subway advertising agency of centering commercials around Fogle's story, and thus a star was born.

The now 190-pound, but still creepy-looking Fogle was a boon hawking sandwiches for Subway, who attribute half their growth in sales to Fogle.

Fogle finished in 36,968th place out of 44,829 in the New York City Marathon in November 2010.

Jared Foundation

Founded in 2004, the Jared Foundation "raises awareness about childhood obesity". Unfortunately, it seems to have raised awareness about preying on children when its director, Russell Taylor, was arrested for child exploitation and possession of child pornography.

FBI pays Jared a visit

On July 7, 2015, the FBI and Indiana State Police searched Fogle's home, just checking for innocent things. Subway suspended its relation with Fogle. Considering Subway's entire sales pitch for fifteen years has been this one man's weight loss, it remains to be seen what Subway's commercials will be like if the suspension is prolonged.

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