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Anna Anthropy is an "indie game developer," which means that she's a lazy and untalented hack who uses Atari-era pixel art because she can't draw for shit, Twine and Scratch because she can't program for shit, and Patreon because she can't produce games for shit. | Anna Anthropy is an "indie game developer," which means that she's a lazy and untalented hack who uses Atari-era pixel art because she can't draw for shit, Twine and Scratch because she can't program for shit, and Patreon because she can't produce games for shit. Seriously, she wrote an [https://archive.is/3tvWK article saying that she gets "overwhelmed and lost"] using game-making software for people with no programming experience. She's supposedly been making games for over a decade, though, so maybe there are [[Retard|other issues]] besides the software. | ||
Most of the stuff she produces has a central theme. Try to guess what it is: | Most of the stuff she produces has a central theme. Try to guess what it is: | ||
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==Indie Games Don't Pay the Bills== | ==Indie Games Don't Pay the Bills== | ||
Despite constant <strike>clit-rubbing</strike> cock-sucking coverage from friends and ex-fuck buddies like Patricia Hernandez and [[Leigh Alexander]], Anna Anthropy barely makes any money off her five-minute lesbian pixel abortions. In September 2015, she was hit by a car. You may wonder how someone managed to hit something that large, but it's understandable that a driver would pass out in fright after seeing Shrek standing in the middle of the road wearing a black wig. Anna's "friend" Leigh decided to "help" by writing an article in [[ | Despite constant <strike>clit-rubbing</strike> cock-sucking coverage from friends and ex-fuck buddies like Patricia Hernandez and [[Leigh Alexander]], Anna Anthropy barely makes any money off her five-minute lesbian pixel abortions. In September 2015, she was hit by a car. You may wonder how someone managed to hit something that large, but it's understandable that a driver would pass out in fright after seeing Shrek standing in the middle of the road wearing a black wig. Anna's "friend" Leigh decided to "help" by writing an article in [[Offworld]] telling the world that Anna's poor as fuck, despite being "[[Wut|one of the foundational 'names' in her 'scene']]", and worried about paying the bills. | ||
Fear not, though: Anna Anthropy bounced back by using the experience to make yet another text-based game with ear-raping electropop in the trailer. This game also includes a shit-tier Frogger ripoff in PuzzleScript, so it's by far her most ambitious work to date. | |||
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Anna Anthropy (born Anthony Testa) is an indie game developer, a fat ugly tranny, and lesbian with a fancy self chosen name which otherwise would justify a lawsuit against your parents. He/she/it failed so hard at being a man that he had to let go of "the Sceptre and the Crown jewels" to get a second chance as a woman, or at least as something that may pass as woman in the eyes of aliens who never have seen one.
Games
Anna Anthropy is an "indie game developer," which means that she's a lazy and untalented hack who uses Atari-era pixel art because she can't draw for shit, Twine and Scratch because she can't program for shit, and Patreon because she can't produce games for shit. Seriously, she wrote an article saying that she gets "overwhelmed and lost" using game-making software for people with no programming experience. She's supposedly been making games for over a decade, though, so maybe there are other issues besides the software.
Most of the stuff she produces has a central theme. Try to guess what it is:
Mighty Jill Off
Platformer from the mid-80's, made in 2008. Features a BDSM-obsessed lesbian with a boot fetish.
Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars
Flash game made to look like a Pac-Man clone, the protagonist is a lesbian bondage-spider thing.
Dys4ia
Mrs. Anthropy's life turned into a pixel catastrophe, mainly a tranny simulator for normal people who are unable to emulate that level of whining.
Indie Games Don't Pay the Bills
Despite constant clit-rubbing cock-sucking coverage from friends and ex-fuck buddies like Patricia Hernandez and Leigh Alexander, Anna Anthropy barely makes any money off her five-minute lesbian pixel abortions. In September 2015, she was hit by a car. You may wonder how someone managed to hit something that large, but it's understandable that a driver would pass out in fright after seeing Shrek standing in the middle of the road wearing a black wig. Anna's "friend" Leigh decided to "help" by writing an article in Offworld telling the world that Anna's poor as fuck, despite being "one of the foundational 'names' in her 'scene'", and worried about paying the bills.
Fear not, though: Anna Anthropy bounced back by using the experience to make yet another text-based game with ear-raping electropop in the trailer. This game also includes a shit-tier Frogger ripoff in PuzzleScript, so it's by far her most ambitious work to date.
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