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You get [[Max Payne|bullet time]] when your health drops below 20%.
You get [[Max Payne|bullet time]] when your health drops below 20%.
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'''Gun Fu'''<br />
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You've mastered the ancient art of [[Musashi Gundoh|gundoh]].
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        Strength Perception Endurance Charisma Intelligence Agility Luck
1

Iron Fist
☆☆☆☆☆
Your fists are lethal weapons than can penetrate even the hardest metal known to man.

Pickpocket
☆☆☆☆
You can stick live grenades in people's pants.

Toughness
☆☆☆☆☆
Years of steroid abuse have made you incapable of feeling pain.

Jew
☆☆☆
Better prices when buying and selling items.

2

Lady Killer
☆☆☆
You're a professional pimp – Slapping your hoes now does massive damage.


Black Widow
☆☆☆
As a professional feminist you enjoy kicking white cishet males in the bollocks and drinking male tears.

Commando
☆☆☆☆☆
You do moar damage with automatic rifles.

3

Lone Wanderer
☆☆☆
You have mastered the art of being an eternal virgin and can draw nearly limitless power from your perpetual loneliness.

Gun Nut
☆☆☆☆
You're going for the High Score.

4

Chem Resistant
☆☆
You love doing drugs.

Mister Sandman
☆☆☆
You kill people in their sleep because you're a complete pussy.

H4xx0r
☆☆☆☆
You have mastered Computer Science III.

Mysterious Stranger
☆☆☆
The Mysterious Stranger will sometimes appear in V.A.T.S. to troll your enemies.

5

Demolition Expert
☆☆☆☆
ALLAHU AKBAR!

Aquaman
☆☆
You can breath underwater.

Animal Friend
☆☆☆
You can rape animals at gunpoint.

Retard
☆☆☆
There is a chance that you will earn more experience for any action. This chance increases if you are retarded.

6

Gotta go fast!
☆☆☆
Bullets are less likely to hit you if you're running.

7

Alcoholic
☆☆☆
You're a drunk.

Chemist
☆☆☆☆
You're a drug dealer.

Ninja
☆☆☆
You gain ninja powers.

8

Cannibal
☆☆☆
You enjoy feasting on the flesh of your fellow man.

Quick Hands
☆☆
You can reload your guns and fap faster.

9

Ghoulish
☆☆☆
You're becoming a radioactive zombie and should kill yourself immediately.

Wasteland Whisperer
☆☆☆
You can rape Deathclaws at gunpoint.

10

Pain Train
☆☆☆
You can run over little old ladies while wearing power armour.

Solar Powered
☆☆☆
The sun now gives you superpowers in addition to giving you cancer.

The Rapeman
☆☆☆
You can rape people at gunpoint.

Virgin With Rage
☆☆☆
You get bullet time when your health drops below 20%.

Gun Fu
☆☆☆
You've mastered the ancient art of gundoh.