Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Board Games: Difference between revisions

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
← Older editNewer edit →
imported>Nujen
The text content of this article was shit so I replaced it.
imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware
No edit summary
Line 1: Line 1:
[[Image:publicassistance.jpg|right|thumb|The idea: players would pursue two paths, either the “working person’s rut” or “able-bodied welfare recipient’s promenade,” and see who could get ahead first via government welfare payouts or paydays. The player with the most money after taxes wins.]]
[[Image:publicassistance.jpg|thumb|The idea: players would pursue two paths, either the “working person’s rut” or “able-bodied welfare recipient’s promenade,” and see who could get ahead first via government welfare payouts or paydays. The player with the most money after taxes wins.]]
[[Image:darkiesinthemelonpatch.jpg|thumb|[[The Jewnited States of Americunts|Amurica]] is not a racist country... it's not!]]


[[Image:darkiesinthemelonpatch.jpg|right|thumb|[[The Jewnited States of Americunts|Amurica]] is not a racist country... it's not!]]
'''Board Games''' are turn-based games played on a board. In the past, everything was perfect because they had sentimental value. Geeks were forced out in the sun to get muscles and didn't have time to play board games. Or so it seemed. So, [[at least 100 years ago]] [[nerd]]s forced suitors for their daughter to play with them, ostensibly to discover the nature of their character. But then they removed arranged marriages and a lot of bad things happened, such as coolness, faggotry, evolution, tan, metonymy, PR-agents, [[loser]]s, nolifers, [[weeaboo]]s, [[anime]], [[dog]]s, [[brat]]s, [[cat]]s, tatoos, wrinkles, sexyless, [[arab]]ic, senselessness, [[depression]], schizofreniac... Everything which causes [[you]] emotional distress. If only everyone was told what to do and when to have [[sex]] the [[world]] would be '''perfect'''!
'''Board Games''' are turn-based games played on a board. In the past, everything was perfect because they had sentimental value. Geeks were forced out in the sun to get muscles and didn't have time to play board games. Or so it seemed. So, [[at least 100 years ago]] [[nerd]]s forced suitors for their daughter to play with them, ostensibly to discover the nature of their character. But then they removed arranged marriages and a lot of bad things happened, such as coolness, faggotry, evolution, tan, metonymy, PR-agents, [[loser]]s, nolifers, [[weeaboo]]s, [[anime]], [[dog]]s, [[brat]]s, [[cat]]s, tatoos, wrinkles, sexyless, [[arab]]ic, senselessness, [[depression]], schizofreniac... Everything which causes [[you]] emotional distress. If only everyone was told what to do and when to have [[sex]] the [[world]] would be '''perfect'''!


Line 54: Line 54:
Image:boardgame.jpg
Image:boardgame.jpg
Image:Asianspecimen.jpg
Image:Asianspecimen.jpg
</gallery>
</gallery>}}<br>
|}}
<br>


==See Also==
==See Also==
Line 63: Line 61:
*[[Nerd]] - The last phase of transformation between a human and a basement-dweller.
*[[Nerd]] - The last phase of transformation between a human and a basement-dweller.
*[[LARP]]ing
*[[LARP]]ing
*[[/tg/]] - The 4chan board who specialize in this kind of shit.
*[[tg/|/tg/]] - The 4chan board who specialize in this kind of shit.


==External Links==
==External Links==


*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_board_games List of board games to pleasure your eyes.]
*[[Wikipedia:List_of_board_games|List of board games to pleasure your eyes]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_game_manufacturers The names of the Jew companies that suckle on the tit of basement-dwelling society.]
*[[Wikipedia:List_of_game_manufacturers|The names of the Jew companies that suckle on the tit of basement-dwelling society]]
 


{{Gaming}}
{{Gaming}}
[[Category:Gaming]]

Revision as of 10:44, 23 December 2015

The idea: players would pursue two paths, either the “working person’s rut” or “able-bodied welfare recipient’s promenade,” and see who could get ahead first via government welfare payouts or paydays. The player with the most money after taxes wins.
Amurica is not a racist country... it's not!

Board Games are turn-based games played on a board. In the past, everything was perfect because they had sentimental value. Geeks were forced out in the sun to get muscles and didn't have time to play board games. Or so it seemed. So, at least 100 years ago nerds forced suitors for their daughter to play with them, ostensibly to discover the nature of their character. But then they removed arranged marriages and a lot of bad things happened, such as coolness, faggotry, evolution, tan, metonymy, PR-agents, losers, nolifers, weeaboos, anime, dogs, brats, cats, tatoos, wrinkles, sexyless, arabic, senselessness, depression, schizofreniac... Everything which causes you emotional distress. If only everyone was told what to do and when to have sex the world would be perfect!

Playing

So you want to play a board game? Here is a check-list what to do:

Event Course of action
He gives up midway alltough it aint over tills its over. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He does not want to play but calls you a half year later to play a whole different game when it is unconvenient for you. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He starts argueing about the rules, but will just not admit that he is a sour loser. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
The board game is not adapted for your needs. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He complains about the rules not being followed, but refuses to look them up. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He just leaves. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He arrives one hour late only to quit twenty minutes later. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He starts argueing about the rules the first round. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He is not doing his best. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He is playing games instead of playing games. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
He starts argueing about the rules, but will just not admit that he is a sour loser. Smile, and turn the other cheek!
  • Anything goes Scrabble!
    Anything goes Scrabble!
  • The moar random/crazy the better the game.
    The moar random/crazy the better the game.
  • Reality is stranger than fiction in this case.
    Reality is stranger than fiction in this case.
  • Adult board games.
    Adult board games.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Bitch got felt up.
    Bitch got felt up.
  • The game every girl loves to play!
    The game every
    girl loves to play!
  • Thanks for the info.
    Thanks for the info.
  • Pretty regularly for most people.
    Pretty regularly
    for most people.


See Also

  • Basement-dweller - Dungeon people.
  • Nerd - The last phase of transformation between a human and a basement-dweller.
  • LARPing
  • /tg/ - The 4chan board who specialize in this kind of shit.

External Links


Board Games is part of a series on

Gaming

Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage.

Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Board_Games&oldid=135368"