Man The Harpoons

Man The Harpoons, much like Facepalm, is a versatile meme that can come into play in a variety of situations but is primarily utilized when a great big whale is sighted on the horizon. To put it simpler, use it when you see a fatass. Also see the secondary meaning of this meme.

This meme is one that should be played quickly, because it can be neutralized by the "in before" (harpoons/TITS OR GTFO/gb2) post.

Derivatives of this meme include replacing the word harpoon with something that would bring down complete ruin on the victim/poster. For example macros with lulz like: The Finnisher - For When The Harpoons Just Won't Cut It.

THAR SHE BLOWS!

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  Dak!
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  Behold: Neck Barnacles on a Land Whale.

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  Sometimes it's needed.
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  Even in simpler times, harpoons were manned.
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  This requires IMMEDIATE ACTION!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
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  It's supposed to be "sextuple fail", making this a septuple fail.
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  Jesus Christ...it's a whale....get in the boat
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  For use in emergencies
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  Especially useful for Jew fatties.
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  When the Harpoons just aren't enough.
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  Even the Tapestry has encountered whales.
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  Thar she blows, Cap'n!
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  We're in luck, men! Somebody's already harnessed the beast!
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  Don't be fooled by the smile, it will eat you. Whole.
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  Some whales have adapted to land travel, so always be aware.
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  Landwhales are quick to blame anything but themselves for their deplorable state.

Secondary meaning

A successfully harpooned whale.

A "harpoon" can also refer to a call for an onslaught of comments or other communication; in this case a call to Man The Harpoons might mean a call for /b/lackup to make more comments on a news story or votes in an internet poll. The image evoked is of a whale pierced by multiple harpoons and suffering, or—in the case of especially effective harpoons—one of those newfangled Norwegian explosive harpoons which knock out the whale with a single shot (ostensibly for humane kills, but mostly because exploding harpoons are cooler than just plain old harpoons).

External Links

• Man The Harpoons at YTMND.

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