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'''2016'''... another shitty year. [[Censorship]] and government corruption are at an all-new high, as is [[Global Warming|Global Laming]], and its effects on the [[Earth]] begin to cause extreme amounts of damage, [[for the lulz]]. [[Liberals|Leftists]] have become so open minded that their brains have fallen out, but of course they've never had any brains in the first place. They've gone so far up their own ass that their entire ideology is nothing but [[Shit]] at this point. The right wing is beginning to shift into the only side worth fighting for due to the rise of dank memes and the alt-right; especially in Murka, after [[The Donald]] hijacked the [[GOP]]. [[SJW]]s have continued to decay and destroy western civilization, as the political elite continue to flood | '''2016'''... another shitty year. [[Censorship]] and government corruption are at an all-new high, as is [[Global Warming|Global Laming]], and its effects on the [[Earth]] begin to cause extreme amounts of damage, [[for the lulz]]. [[Liberals|Leftists]] have become so open minded that their brains have fallen out, but of course they've never had any brains in the first place. They've gone so far up their own ass that their entire ideology is nothing but [[Shit]] at this point. The right wing is beginning to shift into the only side worth fighting for due to the rise of dank memes and the alt-right; especially in Murka, after [[The Donald]] hijacked the [[GOP]]. [[SJW]]s have continued to decay and destroy western civilization, as the political elite continue to flood huWhite nations with [[Rapefugees]], whilst [[ISIS]] (and the jews) continuously commit acts of [[Mass Murder]] against the public. Speaking of which, there have been hundreds of mass shootings so far, yet very few have warranted their own page; unlike back in 2015. | ||
[[Truth|Everything will only get worse. This entire decade is shitty.]] | [[Truth|Everything will only get worse. This entire decade is shitty.]] | ||
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*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] suffers its first outage of the year | *[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] suffers its first outage of the year | ||
*[[Germany]] is enriched by Diversity as countless [[Rapefugees]] brutally pound the pussies of countless German bitches. The police, and [[Angela Merkel]] cover it up. | *[[Germany]] is culturally enriched by Diversity as countless [[Rapefugees]] brutally pound the pussies of countless German bitches. The police, and [[Angela Merkel]] cover it up. | ||
*Twitter removes " | *Twitter removes "Verification" from [[Milo Yiannopoulos]]'s account, @Nero, which was obviously [http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/10/technology/twitter-hate-speech-crackdown-milo-yiannopoulos/index.html a very good idea]. {{hashtag|JeSuisMilo}} begins trending worldwide. | ||
*January 14: [[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|Alan Rickman]], the guy who played Severus Snape from [[Harry Potter]], dies. | *January 14: [[The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005|Alan Rickman]], the guy who played Severus Snape from [[Harry Potter]], dies. | ||
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*January 15: [[TOW]] celebrates its 15th birthday | *January 15: [[TOW]] celebrates its 15th birthday | ||
*An outbreak of the [[Zika]] occurs; Epic lulz follow. | *An outbreak of the [[Zika|Zika Virus]] occurs; Epic lulz follow. | ||
*[[The Fine Bros]] kike out, and trademark "React" videos, and a shitstorm brews as they're thrown in ovens and gassed. They finally got their heads out of their ass and apologized, but not before losing hundreds | *[[The Fine Bros]] kike out, and trademark "React" videos, and a shitstorm brews as they're thrown in ovens and gassed. They finally got their heads out of their ass and apologized, but not before losing hundreds upon thousands of subscribers. | ||
=== February === | === February === | ||
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*[[Fembusters]], a shitty reboot of [[Ghostbusters]] causes a shitstorm of drama. | *[[Fembusters]], a shitty reboot of [[Ghostbusters]] causes a shitstorm of drama. | ||
*[[Belgium|Brussels]] is attacked by [[Oxymoron|peaceful | *[[Belgium|Brussels]] is attacked by [[Oxymoron|peaceful Muslims]]; 35 people (3 perpetrators) are pwned, with 340 [[almost raped]]. [[ISIS]] Claims responsibility. | ||
*A suicide bomber wipes off 70+ [[Christfags]] and rapes 300 more during a suicide attack in Lahore, [[Pakistan]]. | *A suicide bomber wipes off 70+ [[Christfags]] and rapes 300 more during a suicide attack in Lahore, [[Pakistan]]. | ||
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*[[Gawker Media]] is forced to pay $115,000,000+ in damages to [[Hulk Hogan]] over [[Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Scandal]]. See: [[The Great Gawker Implosion of 2015]]. | *[[Gawker Media]] is forced to pay $115,000,000+ in damages to [[Hulk Hogan]] over [[Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Scandal]]. See: [[The Great Gawker Implosion of 2015]]. | ||
*[[Alison Rapp]], a | *[[Alison Rapp]], a pedophile slut, is fired from Nintendo after a campaign launched by [[Andrew Anglin|Daily Stormer]] to get her employment terminated. She was investigated heavily by the [[Internet Hate Machine]] and many juicy details were dug up, such as that she was an [[Hooker|escort]], pedophile, SJW on steroids, and completely despicable construct of genetic failure, and a plague upon western society. | ||
=== April === | === April === | ||
[[Image:Abuhajaarartwork.png|thumb|right|120px|]] | [[Image:Abuhajaarartwork.png|thumb|right|120px|]] | ||
[[Image:TrigglyWTFucked.gif|thumb|left|120px|]] | [[Image:TrigglyWTFucked.gif|thumb|left|120px|]] | ||
* | *Some dude teaches his then-girlfriend's [[Nazi pug]] to do a Nazi salute and trains him to be a good /pol/lack, and uploads it to YouTube. Epic lulz and butthurt follows. | ||
*Demonstrating the might of [[ISIS]], [[Abu Hajaar]] is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a [[Forced meme]]. | *Demonstrating the might of [[ISIS]], [[Abu Hajaar]] is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a [[Forced meme]] in the process. | ||
*A breakout of [[#ShoutYourStatus]] occurs. It's some shitty hashtag made by [[Feminist]] cunts that actually encourages [[Whore|women]] to celebrate having STDs. #[[Oxymoron|Feministlogic]] | *A breakout of [[|ShoutYourStatus|#ShoutYourStatus]] occurs. It's some shitty hashtag made by [[Feminist]] cunts that actually encourages [[Whore|women]] to celebrate having STDs. <nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Oxymoron|Feministlogic]] | ||
*[[Prince]] dies. | *[[Prince]] dies. THE ELEVATOR TOOK HIM DOWN. | ||
*[[Trigglypuff]], a morbidly obese [[SJW]], is recorded going apeshit on camera after some MRA chick holds a Red Pilled lecture. Trigglypuff instantly becomes candidate for Meme of the Year as she is one of the most | *[[Trigglypuff]], a morbidly obese [[SJW]], is recorded going apeshit on camera after some MRA chick holds a Red Pilled lecture. Trigglypuff instantly becomes candidate for Meme of the Year as she is one of the most lulzy fuckers since [[Chris-chan]]. | ||
*Europe continues to be flooded by [[Rapefugee]]s. | *Europe continues to be flooded by [[Rapefugee]]s. | ||
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* The dude who made the video of his [[Nazi pug]] gets arrested by the pigs. | * The dude who made the video of his [[Nazi pug]] gets arrested by the pigs. | ||
* After months of making /pol/-esque troll videos, [[Evalion]] gets permab& after a mass-report campaign conducted by [[Onision]], [[LeafyIsHere]], and their countless autistic fanboys. | * After months of making /pol/-esque troll videos, YouTuber [[Evalion]] gets permab& after a mass-report campaign conducted by [[Onision]], [[LeafyIsHere]], and their countless autistic fanboys. | ||
*[[Ted Cruz]], the faggot rat with a face that makes you want to beat the shit out of him, finally drops out of the 2016 Presidential race, after [[The Donald]] savagely anally rapes him for a few months. | *[[Ted Cruz|Lyin' Ted Cruz]], the faggot rat with a face that makes you want to beat the shit out of him, finally drops out of the 2016 Presidential race, after [[The Donald]] savagely anally rapes him for a few months. | ||
*[[George Zimmerman]] sells the [[Gun]] he used to pwn [[Trayvon Martin]] with, for [https://www.rt.com/usa/343481-zimmerman-sells-trayvon-gun/ nearly $140,000]. | *[[George Zimmerman]] sells the [[Gun]] he used to pwn [[Trayvon Martin]] with, for [https://www.rt.com/usa/343481-zimmerman-sells-trayvon-gun/ nearly $140,000]. | ||
*EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes in the | *EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes in the Mediterranean sea, killing all 66 on board. It is believed to have been an attack by ISIS. | ||
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* After 17 years of construction, the [[Earth|world's]] longest tunnel opens in [[Switzerland]]. They celebrate the completion of this monumental task with bizarre ritualistic and "artistic" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Xg7lYuYus performances]. | * After 17 years of construction, the [[Earth|world's]] longest tunnel opens in [[Switzerland]]. They celebrate the completion of this monumental task with bizarre ritualistic and "artistic" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Xg7lYuYus performances]. | ||
* A man kills Christina Grimmie during a meet and greet. People became [[butthurt]] over guns. | * A man kills Christina Grimmie during a meet and greet. People became [[butthurt]] over guns again. | ||
* Sick and tired of the fag menace, a 29 year old | * Sick and tired of the fag menace, a 29 year old Muslim Arab man, Omar Mateen, commits the [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]], and slaughters dozens of fags for the lulz. This massacre went on to become the deadliest mass shooting - [[lie|in the entire history of America]]! | ||
*The number of [[people]] displaced by conflicts globally is at the highest level in recorded history. Expect more [[Rapefugee]]s, [[Europeans|jackass]]. | * The number of [[people]] displaced by conflicts globally is at the highest level in recorded history. Expect more [[Rapefugee]]s, [[Europeans|jackass]]. | ||
* [[YouTube]] makes a video celebrating [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|gender identity]]. [[4chan]] and [[trolls]] raid the video with dislikes and lulzy hate comments. [[Tumblr|The internet]] becomes outraged over the hate received on the video. | * [[YouTube]] makes a video celebrating [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|gender identity]]. [[4chan]] and [[trolls]] raid the video with dislikes and lulzy hate comments. [[Tumblr|The internet]] becomes outraged over the hate received on the video. | ||
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* Two dindus are brutally pwn'd by cops in two separate events, inspiring more [[ | * Two dindus are brutally pwn'd by cops in two separate events, inspiring more [[chimpouts]]. In response, a few nigras snipe half a dozen cops dead in what is known as the [[Dallas Sniper Attacks]]. | ||
=== August === | === August === | ||
Revision as of 21:43, 9 July 2016
2016... another shitty year. Censorship and government corruption are at an all-new high, as is Global Laming, and its effects on the Earth begin to cause extreme amounts of damage, for the lulz. Leftists have become so open minded that their brains have fallen out, but of course they've never had any brains in the first place. They've gone so far up their own ass that their entire ideology is nothing but Shit at this point. The right wing is beginning to shift into the only side worth fighting for due to the rise of dank memes and the alt-right; especially in Murka, after The Donald hijacked the GOP. SJWs have continued to decay and destroy western civilization, as the political elite continue to flood huWhite nations with Rapefugees, whilst ISIS (and the jews) continuously commit acts of Mass Murder against the public. Speaking of which, there have been hundreds of mass shootings so far, yet very few have warranted their own page; unlike back in 2015.
Everything will only get worse. This entire decade is shitty.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatica Events from 2016
January
- Encyclopedia Dramatica suffers its first outage of the year
- Germany is culturally enriched by Diversity as countless Rapefugees brutally pound the pussies of countless German bitches. The police, and Angela Merkel cover it up.
- Twitter removes "Verification" from Milo Yiannopoulos's account, @Nero, which was obviously a very good idea.
#JeSuisMilo begins trending worldwide.
- January 14: Alan Rickman, the guy who played Severus Snape from Harry Potter, dies.
- January 15: TOW celebrates its 15th birthday
- An outbreak of the Zika Virus occurs; Epic lulz follow.
- The Fine Bros kike out, and trademark "React" videos, and a shitstorm brews as they're thrown in ovens and gassed. They finally got their heads out of their ass and apologized, but not before losing hundreds upon thousands of subscribers.
February
- North Korea violates multiple treaties and gets shunned after launching some rockets. Russia, tired of assisting such retards, starts to distance its self from the country.
- Tumblr gets trolled via the Valentine's Day Massacre.
- John Oliver's shitty meme, The Current Year, gets its own ED page.
March
- Fembusters, a shitty reboot of Ghostbusters causes a shitstorm of drama.
- Brussels is attacked by peaceful Muslims; 35 people (3 perpetrators) are pwned, with 340 almost raped. ISIS Claims responsibility.
- A suicide bomber wipes off 70+ Christfags and rapes 300 more during a suicide attack in Lahore, Pakistan.
- Gawker Media is forced to pay $115,000,000+ in damages to Hulk Hogan over Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Scandal. See: The Great Gawker Implosion of 2015.
- Alison Rapp, a pedophile slut, is fired from Nintendo after a campaign launched by Daily Stormer to get her employment terminated. She was investigated heavily by the Internet Hate Machine and many juicy details were dug up, such as that she was an escort, pedophile, SJW on steroids, and completely despicable construct of genetic failure, and a plague upon western society.
April
- Some dude teaches his then-girlfriend's Nazi pug to do a Nazi salute and trains him to be a good /pol/lack, and uploads it to YouTube. Epic lulz and butthurt follows.
- Demonstrating the might of ISIS, Abu Hajaar is caught on tape fucking up his team's attack on Kurdish Peshmerga forces. He eventually causes them to get killed, dying and becoming a Forced meme in the process.
- A breakout of [[|ShoutYourStatus|#ShoutYourStatus]] occurs. It's some shitty hashtag made by Feminist cunts that actually encourages women to celebrate having STDs. #Feministlogic
- Prince dies. THE ELEVATOR TOOK HIM DOWN.
- Trigglypuff, a morbidly obese SJW, is recorded going apeshit on camera after some MRA chick holds a Red Pilled lecture. Trigglypuff instantly becomes candidate for Meme of the Year as she is one of the most lulzy fuckers since Chris-chan.
- Europe continues to be flooded by Rapefugees.
May
- The dude who made the video of his Nazi pug gets arrested by the pigs.
- After months of making /pol/-esque troll videos, YouTuber Evalion gets permab& after a mass-report campaign conducted by Onision, LeafyIsHere, and their countless autistic fanboys.
- Lyin' Ted Cruz, the faggot rat with a face that makes you want to beat the shit out of him, finally drops out of the 2016 Presidential race, after The Donald savagely anally rapes him for a few months.
- George Zimmerman sells the Gun he used to pwn Trayvon Martin with, for nearly $140,000.
- EgyptAir Flight 804 crashes in the Mediterranean sea, killing all 66 on board. It is believed to have been an attack by ISIS.
June
- Muhammad Ali dies.
- After 17 years of construction, the world's longest tunnel opens in Switzerland. They celebrate the completion of this monumental task with bizarre ritualistic and "artistic" performances.
- A man kills Christina Grimmie during a meet and greet. People became butthurt over guns again.
- Sick and tired of the fag menace, a 29 year old Muslim Arab man, Omar Mateen, commits the Pulse Nightclub Massacre, and slaughters dozens of fags for the lulz. This massacre went on to become the deadliest mass shooting - in the entire history of America!
- The number of people displaced by conflicts globally is at the highest level in recorded history. Expect more Rapefugees, jackass.
- YouTube makes a video celebrating gender identity. 4chan and trolls raid the video with dislikes and lulzy hate comments. The internet becomes outraged over the hate received on the video.
- Dumbfuckistan experiences the hottest fucking summer on record, scorching the southwest and making residents of Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, California and Texas collectively shit bricks
July
- Two dindus are brutally pwn'd by cops in two separate events, inspiring more chimpouts. In response, a few nigras snipe half a dozen cops dead in what is known as the Dallas Sniper Attacks.
August
September
- September 13 is the 10th anniversary of Kimveer Gill's chimpout at his school. It took 10 years for us to make an article about that fag and for good reason. Rest in piss.
October
November
Donald Trump becomes the most powerful man in the world after becoming POTUS. (Predicted)