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Born of living too long in a place where everyone looks like you and believes in the same [[God|Ian McKellen]] in the sky, a '''Christian Identity''' is a rampant disorder characterized by a strong belief in holding privilege and the majority. This is usually cemented by not traveling anywhere and using your trust fund for rich people drugs. Unfortunately, in a democracy, majority translates to getting whatever you want. If you can’t, fret not. [[United States|You can always just buy it!]]
'''Christian''' is the one name that every Christian denomination professes to be. This includes, but of course is not limited to, neo-nazis and modern day skinheads. Created in the land of wankers and the birthplace of colonial imperialism, its origins evolved from crazies and converted Jews(AKA "British Israelis") of the 1920s and 1930s. Their primary dogma is that the British people are stem cells that blew forth fully formed from the mind of God during a massive migraine caused by divine constipation.
If any liberals or [[niggers|people of color]] (you know, people you don't identify with) disagree with you: they can’t afford to live in your neighborhood and therefore don’t matter. Man, you sure are Christian and awesome. [[Snoop Dogg|And really, really high.]]


==Jesus Loves You==
Heavily based on the cocksure ancient Jewish tribe of AshkenNAZI who professed that all British royalty are the mystical descendants of Yiddish King David as opposed to his brother, Prince Syphilus, who ignored the sexual prohibition involving relations with ewe.  
First of all, you're white.


{{Quote|1=Thank god for that shit.|2=Louis CK}}
This eventually branched off into fuckery and believing that whites of the European continent are of God's flatulence and that anything darker is of Satan's asshole. For the Great White Father in White Heaven so loves the world that He sent His only Jew Son to be born, suffer and  die so that for 2,000 years after Xtian children, the world over can enjoy the commercialization of Christmas, Easter Bunnies laying eggs of chocolate repentance and virtually all of the mankind burning in hell or quietly serving their white masters. Therefore yes, when the Christian psychiatrist crazies forcibly ensure that self-made a prophecy of the Apocalypse, followed by white collars and white supremacy prison gangs.  


Statistically speaking, you'll live longer than anyone else. After all, it's statistically proven we would not have statistics without Jesus. You get to live long because god loves you. You have also been delivered from the shitty drugs downtown consisting of 30% Drain-O, 20% Heroin, 40% lint from some guy's couch, and 10% [[judaism]]. The inner-city churches never molested you and even if you fuck up everything, as long as you're in someone's will you won't have to work a day in your life. We can't even effectively insult you, you miserable piece of shit.
Now you get why 144,000 Christian do be essentially every Christian denomination's envy?


==Quotes==
==Quotes==
{{Quote|1=#AllLivesMatter}}
{{Squote|1=I'm not racist, i'm just a conservative christian. I believe in many principles of Anglo-Israelism.|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1560523#post1560523 February 8, 2007]}}


{{Quote|1=I am part cherokee|2=-Some dumb bitch}}
{{Squote|1=I tried to write little as i am trying not to offend anyone. Iv'e already stated for i'm an anglo-israelite. If you would of preferred biblical references then why to have white pride that's fine:
 
Jonah 3:8 - proves that white were created in gods image.|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1560902#post1560902 February 8, 2007]}}
 
{{Squote|1=I havent contradicted myself, because as i quoted from the bible, god is referring to the non-white races as the 'beasts of the field.' They have not evolved, while the white has since say 7000 BC - i am not talking biology, i am talking about the improvement of the white of a period of time, like you said adaptation.
 
I hope i am making myself clear now.|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561001#post1561001 February 8, 2007]}}
 
{{Squote|1=Anglo-Saxons and Europeans are gods sons and daughters, they are the lost 12 tribes of israel. Watch my video:
<hr style="color:#D1D1E1; background-color:#D1D1E1">
<em>Last edited by Greenkey2; 08-02-07 at 20:44.<br/>
Reason: Link removed - we've no room for this attitude here.</em>|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561029#post1561029 February 8, 2007]}}
 
{{Squote|1=Eureopean people have a right to know their direct blood-bonding with the lord.|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561042#post1561042 February 8, 2007]}}
 
{{Squote|1=Closed for what, saxon means 'isaacs sons' saxons = english stock. English are gods people.|2=[[Oliver Smith]]|3=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561056#post1561056 February 8, 2007]}}


{{Quote|But they say nigger in Straight Outta Compton. Wait, that was a real song, too?}}


== External links ==
== External links ==

Revision as of 07:11, 11 July 2016

What they actually believe.

Christian is the one name that every Christian denomination professes to be. This includes, but of course is not limited to, neo-nazis and modern day skinheads. Created in the land of wankers and the birthplace of colonial imperialism, its origins evolved from crazies and converted Jews(AKA "British Israelis") of the 1920s and 1930s. Their primary dogma is that the British people are stem cells that blew forth fully formed from the mind of God during a massive migraine caused by divine constipation.

Heavily based on the cocksure ancient Jewish tribe of AshkenNAZI who professed that all British royalty are the mystical descendants of Yiddish King David as opposed to his brother, Prince Syphilus, who ignored the sexual prohibition involving relations with ewe.

This eventually branched off into fuckery and believing that whites of the European continent are of God's flatulence and that anything darker is of Satan's asshole. For the Great White Father in White Heaven so loves the world that He sent His only Jew Son to be born, suffer and die so that for 2,000 years after Xtian children, the world over can enjoy the commercialization of Christmas, Easter Bunnies laying eggs of chocolate repentance and virtually all of the mankind burning in hell or quietly serving their white masters. Therefore yes, when the Christian psychiatrist crazies forcibly ensure that self-made a prophecy of the Apocalypse, followed by white collars and white supremacy prison gangs.

Now you get why 144,000 Christian do be essentially every Christian denomination's envy?

Quotes

 
“ 		 
I'm not racist, i'm just a conservative christian. I believe in many principles of Anglo-Israelism.
  		„
 

—Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007

 
“ 		 
I tried to write little as i am trying not to offend anyone. Iv'e already stated for i'm an anglo-israelite. If you would of preferred biblical references then why to have white pride that's fine:

Jonah 3:8 - proves that white were created in gods image.
 

„
 

—Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007

 
“ 		 
I havent contradicted myself, because as i quoted from the bible, god is referring to the non-white races as the 'beasts of the field.' They have not evolved, while the white has since say 7000 BC - i am not talking biology, i am talking about the improvement of the white of a period of time, like you said adaptation.

I hope i am making myself clear now.
 

„
 

—Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007

 
“ 		 
Anglo-Saxons and Europeans are gods sons and daughters, they are the lost 12 tribes of israel. Watch my video:

Last edited by Greenkey2; 08-02-07 at 20:44.
Reason: Link removed - we've no room for this attitude here.
 

„
 

—Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007

 
“ 		 
Eureopean people have a right to know their direct blood-bonding with the lord.
  		„
 

—Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007

 
“ 		 
Closed for what, saxon means 'isaacs sons' saxons = english stock. English are gods people.
  		„
 

—Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007


External links

  • Their forum[1]
  • Their ministry[2]

See also

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