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{{info|This [[shitty attack article]] was written by ''celebrated child molester'' [[ManlyTears]]. Tread with caution.}}
[[Image:Alexanderboydcampbell.jpg|thumb|There's [[ISHYGDDT|something familiar]] about this guy.]]
'''Alexander Boyd Campell''' (Boyd Doghouse/Edgar Button or just Boyd for short) is a polarizing individual from the bowls of [[Second Life]] who is believed by [[Manlytears|some]] to be a pedophile. Having been a common fixture in the virtual community for a span of centuries, people either like Boyd or outright hate him. A former SL land baron, Boyd now spends his time socializing with Second Life's userbase of mentally unstable sociopaths, often times assuming the role of a counselor or glorified [[daddy issues|father figure]] of sorts.


{{achtung|PEDOPHILE WARNING.}}
== Preface ==
It should be noted that this article was originally written as an [[Shitty attack article|attack piece]] by hated /v/ shitposter [[Manlytears]] (now calling himself Britbong and is, ironically, a [[cp]] hoarding, closeted [[pedophile]] himself) who only wrote the article out of spite and a petty vendetta because he couldn't [[internet money|provide]] for a girl on the internet in the same way that Boyd could. More recently, Manlytears found out that this article was re-written and immediatly not only tried to [[vandalism|vandalize]] the page by trying to revert it to his edit, but [[usi|complaining about it on the talkpage]].


== Alexander Boyd Campbell ==
{{quote|Krappleguy/Kopy is vandalizing the page because he's friends with the guy the article is about, trying to be lowkey on sockpuppets removing large chunks while lying and claiming they are "fake" when backed up with [[bullshit|videos, audio and various logs]].
[[Image:Alexanderboydcampbell.jpg|thumb|The [[Secondlife|Second life]] groomer in the flesh.]]


[[Image:6296692c155a9e7effcfe6b30035ec66.png|thumb|right|Boyd's victims are traumatized into silence.]]
Then you tried editing it so the point it was hard to revert, go away Mark.|Manlytears crying on the talkpage about his unfunny attack page being re-written}}


== Family Life ==
[[Image: 6296692c155a9e7effcfe6b30035ec66.png|thumb|[[Manlytears]] attempting to troll Boyd's family on facebook]]
{{quote|I don't talk to Boyd any more, he's a liar and he needs to grow up|Boyd's ex-wife's reaction to being "trolled" by [[Manlytears|a manchild in his late 20's]]}}
Not much is known about Boyd's personal life, other than that he has an ex-wife and step-children. Being someone who likes to hit below the belt, Manlytears takes great pleasure in reminding Boyd of this failed relationship and has even gone so far as to harass Boyd's step-children on Facebook by linking them his version of this article.


Alexander [[Crazy_Dad|Boyd]] Campbell also known as ''(Boyd Doghouse, Edgar Button, Master Button, [[Bestiality|Dog God]], [[Peter_Pan_Syndrome|The Tummy Licker]])'' is a 62 year old [[pedophile|man]] on [[Secondlife|Second life]]. He can be normally found screaming at young men and young women in Violet, Korea or any other safe hubs on the on [[Secondlife|Second life]] where he virtually stalks and harasses numerous children to their breaking point.
==In Second Life ==
 
Boyd spends much of his time in Second Life chatting it up with the many [[Furfags|deviants and degenerates]] who hang out in SL's seedy infohubs and look for cybersex. As a responsible adult, Boyd will sometimes warn newfags about these cancerous warrens.
Boyd likes to pretend he is in on the joke but from a rudimentary analysis on his reactions alone we can gather he is a socially disturbed individual with a real hankering for the kiddie poon.
<pre>
 
[06:28]  Naicrux: [2015/06/15 01:45] Dog - God (ratratchet): I just wish you'd trust me
When young girls reject Alexanders [[grooming|advances]] he gets so [[butthurt|butthurt]] he threatens and blackmails them into doing what he wants or bullying them until they leave [[Secondlife|Secondlife]]
[2015/06/16 00:03] Dog - God (ratratchet): don't worry I'll never attack you
[2015/06/16 00:03] Dog - God (ratratchet): I think the fuss is funny
[2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): I'm gonna go to the cflub
[2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): stay out of trouble
[2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): the natives are really restless today
[06:28] Alaya Chépaspourquoi (alaya.kumaki): so a sterile jesus is the weirdest thing, and a virgin,, mom,,,, woudnt work as a model either but virgin before the son of the king is good,,,,,,
[06:28] Dog - God (ratratchet): 2015/06/15 01:42] Dog - God (RatRatchet): did you take a picture of your tongue with your name on it?
[2015/06/15 01:43] Dog - God (RatRatchet): it's gone viral
[2015/06/15 01:43] Naicrux Resident: yes
[2015/06/15 01:43] Naicrux Resident: lmao idk
</pre>


Alexander is a geriatric pedophile who's heart attacks are becoming far more frequent since his Second Life began. Countless chatlogs of his romantic endeavors have been spread around, and it can be gathered he has a penchant for 'tummy licking'. Alexander was [[Banned|Banned]] by Linden Labs for his online activties which include stalking, blackmailing, as well as child grooming and lost all his precious virtual lands and Second Life [[jewgold|jewgolds.]]
=== Banned ===
[[Image:Alexandercryingoverban.jpg|thumb|Boyd's Q&A about why LindenLab didn't want his patronage.]]
Boyd's 2 primary Second Life accounts were banned [[last thursday]], the reason for the ban being "[[jews|fraud]]". Due in part to Boyd apparently running virtual casinos. After doing an AMA on his now deleted tumblr, Boyd briefly ventured into In-Worldz (another virtual world that's even worse than Second Life) before returning to SL on various alt accounts (due to repeatedly getting b&hammered).


After his ban Alexander went to his [[Tumblr|Tumblr]] and cried about his ban, even going as far as to make his own Q&A.  
== Why Manlytears ''REALLY'' hates Boyd ==
Boyd was good friends with a young woman named Upraksi (to the point that he helped her pay for basic living expenses when she had fallen on hard times) whom Manlytears just happened to show interest in. Manly briefly dated Upraksi but the relationship quickly fell apart when Upraksi [https://archive.is/QFROk met Manly in real life] and found him to be physically repulsive. As a result of this (as well as Manly's undesirable creepiness and inability to shower every once and awhile), Upraksi was horrified when Manlytears bought a plane ticket to go and visit Upraksi in America and she went so far as to threaten to call the cops if he came anywhere near her. Boyd (whom at the time was Manly's confidant) felt sorry for the manlet and refunded him the money for the plane ticket. Manly however in a fit of tard rage, decided he wanted to get revenge on Upraksi for her apparent mistreatment of him. As such, Manly went so far as to harass Upraksi and her family and even email her school, pretending to be Boyd. When Boyd found out, he was understandably outraged that Manlytears stabbed his friend in the back so he demanded that Manly return the money to him (which of course as Manlet's track record goes, he never did).


http://edgarssecondlifestuff.tumblr.com/
=== Boyd X Upraksi ===
 
Due to Boyd and Upraksi having been very close for a time, it is likely that conversations like this are what drove Manlytears to attack Upraksi out of [[Butthurt|jealousy]].
On February 24, 2016 Boyd was suspended from twitter most likely because of his habits of grooming minors where ever he goes.
 
== Boyd Trying to Pick Up Children ==
<pre>Master Button (edgar.button): am I gonna get in trouble if I kiss your ear lobe?
<pre>Master Button (edgar.button): am I gonna get in trouble if I kiss your ear lobe?
[2014/05/28 02:30] Master Button (edgar.button): lol guess so
[2014/05/28 02:30] Master Button (edgar.button): lol guess so
[2014/05/28 02:30] young girl: nooo
[2014/05/28 02:30] Upraksi: nooo
[2014/05/28 02:30] Master Button (edgar.button): I won't get in trouble?
[2014/05/28 02:30] Master Button (edgar.button): I won't get in trouble?
[2014/05/28 02:31] Master Button (edgar.button): would you close you eyes and pretend like you didn't notice?
[2014/05/28 02:31] Master Button (edgar.button): would you close you eyes and pretend like you didn't notice?
[2014/05/28 02:34] young girl: lol whattt
[2014/05/28 02:34] Upraksi: lol whattt
   
   
2014/06/26 23:38] Master Button (edgar.button): would I get in trouble if I kissed your tummy?
2014/06/26 23:38] Master Button (edgar.button): would I get in trouble if I kissed your tummy?
[2014/06/26 23:38] young girl: EW
[2014/06/26 23:38] Upraksi: EW
[2014/06/26 23:38] young girl: STOP
[2014/06/26 23:38] Upraksi: STOP
[2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): ew?
[2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): ew?
[2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): lol
[2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): lol
[2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): you don't like that?</pre>
[2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): you don't like that?</pre>
<pre>[06:28]  Naicrux: [2015/06/15 01:45] Dog - God (ratratchet): I just wish you'd trust me
[2015/06/16 00:03] Dog - God (ratratchet): don't worry I'll never attack you
[2015/06/16 00:03] Dog - God (ratratchet): I think the fuss is funny
[2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): I'm gonna go to the cflub
[2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): stay out of trouble
[2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): the natives are really restless today
[06:28]  Alaya Chépaspourquoi (alaya.kumaki): so a sterile jesus is the weirdest thing, and a virgin,, mom,,,, woudnt work as a model either but virgin before the son of the king is good,,,,,,
[06:28]  Dog - God (ratratchet): 2015/06/15 01:42] Dog - God (RatRatchet): did you take a picture of your tongue with your name on it?
[2015/06/15 01:43] Dog - God (RatRatchet): it's gone viral
[2015/06/15 01:43] Naicrux Resident: yes
[2015/06/15 01:43] Naicrux Resident: lmao idk</pre>
== Boyd's Marriage Problems ==
Carla Jenkins who already had children from another man got married to Alexander as a single mother, essentially cucking him into looking after her children one being Carleen Keng Johnson.
Their marriage was always rocky at the best of times with Alexander tugging his lil pecker to mentally ill preteens on skype and having several failed businesses and Carla seeking the comfort of other men at bars it was always doomed to failure.
There have been accounts from Alexander himself that his ex wife Carla Jenkins being a "Drunk" and "Abusive" even going as far to beat Alexander when he wouldn't stop lusting after the child poon.
Finally she couldn't take living with Alexander anymore and got a divorce taking the rest of Alexander's trust fund with her.
Even after his divorce Alexander told friends (online) that they were still fucking on a regular basis which turned out to be a complete lie when his Ex wife Carla Jenkins was called up at worked and she said.
'''Carla Jenkins:''' ''"I don't talk to Boyd any more, he's a liar and he needs to grow up"''
This was quite a shock as Alexander had told everyone how he still fucked her every weekend and how he's been seeing her all over the holidays '''(lol)''' and claims to have a really good relationship with his step daughters '''(lol)''' the only time his step daughters talk to Boyd is via skype, only when they need money of course then grampa tummy licker goes right back onto the block list.
[[Image:Carlajenkins.jpg|thumb|right|Carla Jenkins]]
[[Image:alexandercryingoverban.jpg|thumb|right|Alexander bawwing on his Q&A]]
He made a collection of videos crying about how great Inworldz was ''(A shitty Second Life clone)'' and how dead [[Secondlife|Second life]] was, but a week later he's back on [[Secondlife|Second life]] every single day since.
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Alexander likes to cry on his [[Tumblr|Tumblr]] about people who are [[bully|mean]] to him on [[Secondlife|Second life]], any time Alexander posts about someone you know they have hurt his [[cry|feelings]]
==CAUGHT IN THE ACT==
A multitude of videos have since been uploaded to Youtube in an attempt to document the [[Insane|cholesterol imbibed]] [[tldr|ramblings]] of a grey bearded wizard. These videos usually feature Alexander threatening women, kids and young men who make him [[Narcissistic_personality_disorder|jealous]].




== Boyd on the Tubes ==
Boyd's notoriety on Second Life has resulted in numerous videos having been shat out by both his fans and detractors.
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== The Boyd Gallery (as told by Manlytears) ==


== Boyd's Hatred of Britbong ==
<div align="center"><GALLERY>
 
Image:Alexanderboydcampbell3.jpg|[[Baneposting|Crashing this plane, with no survivors.]]
In the traditional fashion of a depressed middle-aged man who never amounted to anything but familial humiliation and disappointment, Boyd is an avid Second Life user. His second life is still pretty bad because he is just as friendless and disliked on Second Life as he is in real life. He refuses to acknowledge this but hints at his insecurity by claiming that young, conventionally attractive, and modestly popular people somehow do not have friends or otherwise unsuccessful in some department.
Image:Alexanderboydcampbell2.jpg|Bald, old and 62 years old.
 
Image:alexandersanta.jpg|Bounce on my knee little girl.
Part of Boyd's pitiful attempt at re-attaining happiness, he attempted to woo and even marry a 22 year old woman "Upraksi". After spending thousands of dollars paying for her rent, utilities, and take out food with no returned sexual advances , Boyd was still not convinced that Upraksi did not actually love him and was using him to buy her shit. Upraksi eventually cut off Boyd to pursue a relationship with a known youtuber named Britbong whom she had more in common with and was closer in age to. This sent Boyd in a fit of tard rage in which he doxxed Upraksi, and gave her mum and dad's name and phone number out. He also attempted to email her college to get her expelled. That last one was originally pinned on Britbong by Boyd, but a later interview with Upraksi revealed that her counselors informed her that the email came from a "A. Campbell"
Image:Nicehairboyd.jpg|Hair jumping overboard like the passengers of the Titanic.
 
Image:BoydEgghead.png|Balding at age 23
When Britbong was going to visit Upraksi in the United States, Boyd was desperate to end the relationship and '''bribed''' britbong 500 dollars with a legal-backed guarantee of another 500 dollars after the scheduled flight date had passed. Boyd gave the 500 dollars to Britbong without asking, but Britbong told him to keep the other 500 dollars out of pity and good will. When Boyd calmed down after crying so hard, he realized his mistake and began threatening and blackmailing Britbong to return his 500 dollars.
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BritBong was allowed to keep the money as there was plenty of evidence detailing Boyd offering Britbong the money. There was not a single piece of evidence that the money was borrowed. Boyd was humiliated and this combined with having the love of his life stolen was what sent Boyd into an unrelenting thirst for the blood of Britbong that he still continues to this day.
 
Boyd recently paid [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]], a snorlax Britbong rejected back in 2015, [[poor|45 dollars to try and dox Britbong]] (She fucked up and gave him the address to a Tesco instead.). This Bring's boyd's total investment in Britbong to 545 US dollars. Image Proof: http://i.imgur.com/A5su433.png
 
'''TL;DR, Boyd paid Britbong 500 dollars not to sleep with a woman Boyd was in love with. Boyd also followed up with attempts to blackmail Britbong for the money back and failed.'''


== Links ==
== Links ==
*[http://pastebin.com/CEcRQUkR Other important info]
*[https://soundcloud.com/britbong-returns/edgar-button-attempts-blackmail-and-fails Boyd's attempt at blackmail]
*[https://soundcloud.com/britbong-returns/edgar-button-attempts-blackmail-and-fails Boyd's attempt at blackmail]
*[https://soundcloud.com/britbong-returns/edgar-button-boyd-doxing-a-high-school-student Boyd harassing and underage girl]
*[https://soundcloud.com/britbong-returns/edgar-button-boyd-doxing-a-high-school-student Boyd harassing and underage girl]
*[https://soundcloud.com/britbong-returns/edgar-button-wants-to-defame-me Boyd wants to defame britbong]
*[https://soundcloud.com/britbong-returns/edgar-button-wants-to-defame-me Boyd wants to defame britbong]
*[https://twitter.com/teddwheels His Twitter]
*<strike>[https://twitter.com/teddwheels His Twitter]</strike> b&
 
 
== The Boyd Gallery ==


<div align="center"><GALLERY>
== See Also ==
Image:Alexanderboydcampbell3.jpg|Crashing this plane, with no survivors.
*[[Manlytears|Britbong]] - Boyd's self proclaimed enemy
Image:Alexanderboydcampbell2.jpg|Bald, old and 62 years old.
*[[IntLib|Intlibber]]
Image:alexandersanta.jpg|Bounce on my knee little girl.
*[[~js]]
Image:Nicehairboyd.jpg|Hair jumping overboard like the passengers of the Titanic.
Image:BoydEgghead.png|Balding at age 23
</gallery></div>




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[[Category:People|Doghouse, Boyd]]
[[Category:People|Doghouse, Boyd]]

Revision as of 00:38, 6 September 2016

There's something familiar about this guy.

Alexander Boyd Campell (Boyd Doghouse/Edgar Button or just Boyd for short) is a polarizing individual from the bowls of Second Life who is believed by some to be a pedophile. Having been a common fixture in the virtual community for a span of centuries, people either like Boyd or outright hate him. A former SL land baron, Boyd now spends his time socializing with Second Life's userbase of mentally unstable sociopaths, often times assuming the role of a counselor or glorified father figure of sorts.

Preface

It should be noted that this article was originally written as an attack piece by hated /v/ shitposter Manlytears (now calling himself Britbong and is, ironically, a cp hoarding, closeted pedophile himself) who only wrote the article out of spite and a petty vendetta because he couldn't provide for a girl on the internet in the same way that Boyd could. More recently, Manlytears found out that this article was re-written and immediatly not only tried to vandalize the page by trying to revert it to his edit, but complaining about it on the talkpage.

   
“ 		 
Krappleguy/Kopy is vandalizing the page because he's friends with the guy the article is about, trying to be lowkey on sockpuppets removing large chunks while lying and claiming they are "fake" when backed up with videos, audio and various logs.

Then you tried editing it so the point it was hard to revert, go away Mark.
 

„
  		 

—Manlytears crying on the talkpage about his unfunny attack page being re-written

Family Life

Manlytears attempting to troll Boyd's family on facebook
   
“ 		 
I don't talk to Boyd any more, he's a liar and he needs to grow up
  		„
  		 

—Boyd's ex-wife's reaction to being "trolled" by a manchild in his late 20's

Not much is known about Boyd's personal life, other than that he has an ex-wife and step-children. Being someone who likes to hit below the belt, Manlytears takes great pleasure in reminding Boyd of this failed relationship and has even gone so far as to harass Boyd's step-children on Facebook by linking them his version of this article.

In Second Life

Boyd spends much of his time in Second Life chatting it up with the many deviants and degenerates who hang out in SL's seedy infohubs and look for cybersex. As a responsible adult, Boyd will sometimes warn newfags about these cancerous warrens. 

[06:28]  Naicrux: [2015/06/15 01:45] Dog - God (ratratchet): I just wish you'd trust me
[2015/06/16 00:03] Dog - God (ratratchet): don't worry I'll never attack you
[2015/06/16 00:03] Dog - God (ratratchet): I think the fuss is funny
[2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): I'm gonna go to the cflub
[2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): stay out of trouble
[2015/06/16 13:29] Dog - God (ratratchet): the natives are really restless today
[06:28]  Alaya Chépaspourquoi (alaya.kumaki): so a sterile jesus is the weirdest thing, and a virgin,, mom,,,, woudnt work as a model either but virgin before the son of the king is good,,,,,,
[06:28]  Dog - God (ratratchet): 2015/06/15 01:42] Dog - God (RatRatchet): did you take a picture of your tongue with your name on it?
[2015/06/15 01:43] Dog - God (RatRatchet): it's gone viral
[2015/06/15 01:43] Naicrux Resident: yes
[2015/06/15 01:43] Naicrux Resident: lmao idk

Banned

Boyd's Q&A about why LindenLab didn't want his patronage.

Boyd's 2 primary Second Life accounts were banned last thursday, the reason for the ban being "fraud". Due in part to Boyd apparently running virtual casinos. After doing an AMA on his now deleted tumblr, Boyd briefly ventured into In-Worldz (another virtual world that's even worse than Second Life) before returning to SL on various alt accounts (due to repeatedly getting b&hammered).

Why Manlytears REALLY hates Boyd

Boyd was good friends with a young woman named Upraksi (to the point that he helped her pay for basic living expenses when she had fallen on hard times) whom Manlytears just happened to show interest in. Manly briefly dated Upraksi but the relationship quickly fell apart when Upraksi met Manly in real life and found him to be physically repulsive. As a result of this (as well as Manly's undesirable creepiness and inability to shower every once and awhile), Upraksi was horrified when Manlytears bought a plane ticket to go and visit Upraksi in America and she went so far as to threaten to call the cops if he came anywhere near her. Boyd (whom at the time was Manly's confidant) felt sorry for the manlet and refunded him the money for the plane ticket. Manly however in a fit of tard rage, decided he wanted to get revenge on Upraksi for her apparent mistreatment of him. As such, Manly went so far as to harass Upraksi and her family and even email her school, pretending to be Boyd. When Boyd found out, he was understandably outraged that Manlytears stabbed his friend in the back so he demanded that Manly return the money to him (which of course as Manlet's track record goes, he never did).

Boyd X Upraksi

Due to Boyd and Upraksi having been very close for a time, it is likely that conversations like this are what drove Manlytears to attack Upraksi out of jealousy. 

Master Button (edgar.button): am I gonna get in trouble if I kiss your ear lobe?
[2014/05/28 02:30] Master Button (edgar.button): lol guess so
[2014/05/28 02:30] Upraksi: nooo
[2014/05/28 02:30] Master Button (edgar.button): I won't get in trouble?
[2014/05/28 02:31] Master Button (edgar.button): would you close you eyes and pretend like you didn't notice?
[2014/05/28 02:34] Upraksi: lol whattt
 
2014/06/26 23:38] Master Button (edgar.button): would I get in trouble if I kissed your tummy?
[2014/06/26 23:38] Upraksi: EW
[2014/06/26 23:38] Upraksi: STOP
[2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): ew?
[2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): lol
[2014/06/26 23:39] Master Button (edgar.button): you don't like that?


Boyd on the Tubes

Boyd's notoriety on Second Life has resulted in numerous videos having been shat out by both his fans and detractors.

Previous Video | Next Video

The Boyd Gallery (as told by Manlytears)

Links

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