Caillou

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Caillou was a television show that is despised by some lusers. The show was rated the #1 show for children because it introduced them to the real world, and made them feel sorry about themselves because the show tried to offend as many people as possible.

Caillou Murdering Gilbert with a Knife in the episode 'Caillou Kills Gilbert'

History

The show is based on the books by Hélène Desputeaux. She made this in the year of 1993 after she had an idea of making the show while putting her mouth on someone else's vagina. She decided to constantly annoy people and troll them by making a show they would hate. It took them seven years to develop the show but it finally happened in 2000. The show ran for four (or five in some countries) seasons, made within eleven years.

The First Two Seasons, featured Live Action Scenes where Caillou's stuffed animals traumatize innocent little 4 year old children, threatening them that if they don't continue watching the show and worshipping Caillou as a god, that they will come out of the TV and kill them. In 2002, parents complained about the show being too inappropriate, but they said, "FUCK YOU PARENTS YOU PENISES!!!". Eventually PBS Kids threatened to cancel the show if they didn't remove it, so they did.

In 2003, The Show's third season came along, and instead of focusing on sex jokes and drugs, they instead decided to torture Caillou by killing off everyone he loved. Most of the season was spent in an Orphanage where Caillou spends the last few months of his miserable life before dying in the last episode. Leo's and Caillou's diseases carried on from the last season as a running gag until they each died. In 2006, since the main character had died, they had then decided to end the series after three seasons.

In 2008, some of the haters convinced them to bring back the show for a 4th season where Caillou goes to Hell. They liked the idea even though they never intended for this fourth season to come. They called this season "Adventures in Hell" which would be their most inappropriate and offensive season, airing on Adult Swim rather than PBS Kids. The Show took on infamous beings such as Adolf Hitler and Osama Bin Laden, and was said to make South Park look like a Children's Friendly cartoon.

In 2010, a second season began progress but was cancelled because screw themselves.

Characters

• Caillou: The main character of the show who constantly enjoys having sex with Leo.
• Rosie: Caillou's younger sister who was a rape victim of the lesbian pedophile Ms. Martin.
• Boris: Caillou's pedophilic father.
• Doris: Caillou's bisexual mother who sells marijuana.
• Gilbert: Caillou's retarded cat who he killed once.
• Leo: Caillou's homosexual boyfriend.

Theme song

I'm just a dick whose four

Each day I grow some more

I like exploring my mommy

So many fucks to give

Each day there's weed to smoke

I'll have sex with you

I'm Caillou!

My cock is growing

Changing each day

My mommy and daddy found out that I'm gay

Smoking weed is not so tough

Except during a sex orgy

But there's some cocks to suck up

I'm Caillou!

Caillou! Caillou! I'm Caillou!

That's Me!

Episode list

Season 1 (2000-2001)

1. Caillou's homosexual pilot

2. Caillou loses his bae

3. Rosie fucks a whore

4. Caillou the Cunt

5. Caillou the Penis

6. Leo Grows a Vagina

7. Caillou gets drunk

8. Caillou Kills Dora (Dora Crossover)

9. Caillou's Playschool Shooting

10. Caillou Kills Gilbert

Season 2 (2001-2003)

1. Caillou's Cancerous School Dancerous

2. Caillou Kills Rosie

3. Caillou the Serial Killer (Halloween Special)

4. Rosie's Lesbian Sex Orgy

5. Caillou's Weed Farm

6. Leo gets AIDS

7. Santa Sucks Caillou's Cock (Christmas Special)

8. Caillou's Temper Tantrum (New Years Special)

9. Caillou pees his pants

10. Boris and Doris Divorce (Valentines Day Special)

11. Rosie dies from Rabies

12. Caillou's Offensive April Fools Day (April Fools Special)

13. Caillou gets Penis Cancer

Season 3 (2003-2006)

1. Doris Dies (Mother's Day Special)

2. Boris Dies (Father's Day Special)

3. Caillou the Orphan

4. Leo Dies from AIDS

5. Caillou the Orphan Shooting Victim

6. Caillou in the Hospital

7. Caillou joins a Motorcycle Club

8. Caillou's Homosexual Thug Life

9. Caillou Blows up Fireworks (Independence Day Special)

10. Caillou Sucks Clementine's Cock

11. Caillou joins Encyclopedia Dramatica

12. Caillou's Last Penis Supper (Thanksgiving Special)

13. Caillou Dies from Cancer

Season 4: Adventures in Hell (2008-2010)

1. Caillou's Gay Return to his Family of Penises

2. Caillou Fucks Saddam Hussein

3. Caillou's Hellish Sexual Orgy

4. Caillou Fucks Adolf Hitler

5. Two Boobies and a 69

6. Caillou the Tortured

7. Leo gets AIDS, again

8. Caillou gets Penis Cancer, Again

9. Caillou Fucks Osama Bin Laden

10. Caillou Attempts Escape, but Fails

See also

• Barney & Friends
• Dora the Explorer
• LazyTown
• Peppa Pig
• Teletubbies
• Television

External links

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