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'''''Caillou''''' was a television show that is despised by some [[lusers]]. The show was rated the #1 show for children because it introduced them to the real world, and made them feel sorry about themselves because the show tried to offend as many people as possible. The show is one of the most hated of all time, including the main character being the victim of many [[Goanimate|Grounded Videos]].
[[File:Cailloucancerdad.jpg|300px|thumb|right|That's a good [[Daddy]]]]
'''''Caillou''''' ''(Pronounced "Cay-Lou", "Cay-eye-you",  or "Cay-Loe")'' was a [[Canada|Canadian]] [[television]] cartoon about a <s>happy go-lucky</s> [[Satan|satanic]] 4 year old with [[cancer]]. Everybody hates this little whiny 4 year old, because he throws temper tantrums all the time for stupid reasons like [[Immaturity|The Circus isn't until Tomorrow]]. This eventually led Caillou into becoming one of the victims of [[GoAnimate|Grounded Videos]], along with [[Dora the Explorer]], who is also hated by pretty much everyone in this world. The only people retarded enough to like this shit are [[Pedophiles]], [[Cancer|Cancer victims]], and 4 year olds who are dumb enough to want to watch this garbage.


Caillou ran for three seasons from 2000-2004, then a fourth season entitled '''"Adventures in Hell"''' began in 2008, and ended the series in 2010.
After years of the world whining about this show, Caillou finally [[Celebration|died]] from cancer in 2010, and went to [[Hell]].


[[File:Caillou-dexter.jpg|thumb|right|Caillou Murdering Gilbert with a Knife in the episode 'Caillou Kills Gilbert']]
==The Show==
[[File:Caillouinwater.jpg|thumb|left|Shut up Caillou and get in the water]]
===Plot===
Pretty much every single episode is just Caillou being a whiny [[penis|dick]], who throws tantrums for some stupid reason. After their [[Pedophiles|Parents]] got tired of his whining, they let him have his way, and Caillou has fun. He never gets in trouble, and his parents are [[Retarded|Mr. and Mrs. Positive]] about pretty much everything imaginable. Caillou gets away with [[molesting|fucking]] Rosie, and he does not care with her.


==History==
In the earlier seasons, there were live action puppets that would spend their time molesting children who were retarded enough to watch the gay series. This led the children to have nightmares and was part of the reason why the show sucked so much.
===Beginnings===
===History===
Caillou was created by [[Satan|Hélène Desputeaux]], who wrote books about the [[cancer|4 year old]] just to piss people off. In 1997, probably the most controversial television series <s>outside of [[Barney and Friends]] and [[Dora the Explorer]]</s> was created, based on these horrific books. In 2000, the cancer then spread to other countries, and [[Pedophiles|PBS Kids]] started airing the series, forcing innocent 4 year olds to watch the horror. This torture continued on for several years.


The show is based on the books by Hélène Desputeaux, originally written in the 1950s-80s. She began production of the show in the year of 1993 after she had an idea of making the show while putting her mouth on someone else's vagina. She decided to constantly annoy people and troll them by making a show they would hate. She then called some of her friends and began an animation crew to begin working on a first season.
In 2005, after a short hiatus from creating episodes, a return was made. This time Caillou attended [[Prison|Playschool]], where he hung out with some of his [[Haters|friends]]. Later after that, one more season was made which the world descended into chaos for a short time because of that. [[celebration|The show got cancelled in 2010 because the creators screwed themselves]].
[[File:Cailloupedomom.jpg|100px|thumb|right|Caillou's mother is a pedophile]]
===Characters===
*'''Caillou''' - The 4 year old with [[Cancer]] that teaches Children [[Shit no one cares about|how to throw Tantrums]] and that it is <s>Unacceptable Behavior that will not be tolerated</s> good for you and that you should do. Kids look up to him as a [[retard|role model]] and do the same, which Caillou is the reason why so many [[retards|kids]] throw tantrums nowadays.
*'''Rosie''' - An obnoxious 2 year old that likes to bother Caillou which <s>pisses him off</s> is the right thing to do for a bitch like him. Like Caillou, she likes to whine all the time. However, she does not always get her way so easily.
*'''Boris''' - Caillou's gay father who is so positive about pretty much everything to where it gets annoying. He tries to be a good parent, but fails because he is a [[pussy]] who married a woman that gave birth to the Devil's son.
*'''Doris''' - Caillou's [[Pedophiles|Pedophilic]] mother who like Boris, is so positive to where it gets annoying, and fails to be a good parent for giving birth to Caillou. However, unlike Boris, she had sex with her own son. All of this led her into being the most hated mother of all time, both in the real world, and cartoons. She should've put Caillou up for [[abortion]].
*'''Gilbert''' - Caillou's pet cat that he is allergic to ([[Retard|Probably because of his retardation]]). He is the primary reason why Caillou developed cancer and is the only good character because of his harm to the horrid piece of shit.
*[[Shit no one cares about|And all of Caillou's Friends at "Playschool"]]


In 1996, PBS needed a new inappropriate show to air during the day, and the CEO had seen a little animation created by Desputeaux's team, named "My Penis and Me", which is a 2 min. short that focuses on Caillou who grows a penis and treats it like his brother since Rosie wasn't born yet. He liked that saying that the comedy was genius and that they needed a show that kids could laugh at while teaching them about the real world. They began production on a first season later that year, and a pilot season was aired in Canada in 1998.
==Influence on Children==
[[File:Cailloumostinterestingman.jpg|thumb|right|Do you see the [[cancer|influence]]?]]
{{Quote|Caillou was a boy who grew up with hair but shaved it off and told people he had cancer so they would care for him but they found out he was lying. He then dies from cancer and goes to heaven but whines because his house in heaven is too small, so he then gets sent to hell for whining and burns there forever, which is how he went there.|An Anonymous Caillou Hater}}
Caillou has taught children numerous that it is perfectly fine to throw temper tantrums and that you will get your way. Kids looked up to him as a role model, and then threw their own tantrums because Caillou told them to. Caillou also seemed happy to have cancer, which explains why he is always bald. It also influenced [[GoAnimate|GoAnimators]] to be such big fags and make more shit grounded videos, because they're retards. Their parents should really be monitoring them.


After many years of develop, the first season was published in early 2000. The show ran for four (or five in some countries) seasons, made within eleven years.
==On [[GoAnimate]]==
[[File:Goanimatecaillou.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Caillou's [[GoAnimate]] form]]
Caillou is one of the biggest victims from GoAnimate grounded videos made by 7 year olds who have no lives. His parents constantly punish and abuse him all the time, grounding him for no reason, or for going to Chuck-E-Cheeses. He usually gets harsh punishments like all the other troublemakers like going to hell, eating dog poop, and being <s>[[Shit|grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded]]</s> '''Grounded''' for (Insert random number from 1000-Infinity here) years. Here are some of the cancer videos that Caillou got grounded from. Notice the retardation from these.


===The Series===
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Caillou began it's air in early 2000, with the first official episode entitled "Caillou's Homosexual Pilot". It received some high reviews on certain websites, and everyone loved it. They thought it was funny, but inappropriate at the same time, and it was rated TV-MA, and eventually was banned from air in 2006 due to death threats from some homosexuals because they got offended. This led for the rest of the first season to be made, and due to high success, a second season was made.
 
The First Two Seasons, featured Live Action Scenes where Caillou's stuffed animals traumatize innocent little 4 year old children, threatening them that if they don't continue watching the show and worshipping Caillou as a god, that they will come out of the TV and kill them. In 2003, parents complained about the show being too inappropriate, but they said, "FUCK YOU PARENTS YOU PENISES!!!". Eventually PBS Kids threatened to cancel the show if they didn't remove it, so they did.
 
Caillou's Most Controversial episode, '''Caillou's Temper Tantrum''', was the one episode that the show was infamously known for. It aired in early 2002, and received a lot of hate from everyone. This was when parents started to find the show annoying and stopped letting their kids watch it, reducing the viewers by nearly 45%.
 
In 2003, The Show's third season came along, and instead of focusing on sex jokes and drugs, they instead decided to torture Caillou by killing off everyone he loved. Most of the season was spent in an Orphanage where Caillou spends the last few months of his miserable life before dying in the last episode. Leo's and Caillou's diseases carried on from the last season as a running gag until they each died. In 2004, since the main character had died, they had then decided to end the series after three seasons.
 
===Adventures in Hell===
 
[[File:CAILLOUHELL.jpg|thumb|left|Caillou's reboot goes to Hell]]
 
In 2008, some of the haters convinced them to bring back the show for a 4th season where Caillou goes to Hell. They liked the idea even though they never intended for this fourth season to come. They called this season "Adventures in Hell" which would be their most inappropriate and offensive season, airing on Adult Swim rather than PBS Kids. The Show took on infamous beings such as Adolf Hitler and Osama Bin Laden, and was said to make South Park look like a Children's Friendly cartoon.
 
In 2010, a second season began progress but was cancelled because a pedophile screwed them.
 
==Characters==
 
*'''Caillou''': The main character of the show who constantly enjoys having sex with Leo.
*'''Rosie''': Caillou's younger sister who was a rape victim of the lesbian pedophile Ms. Martin.
*'''Boris''': Caillou's pedophilic father.
*'''Doris''': Caillou's bisexual mother who sells marijuana.
*'''Gilbert''': Caillou's retarded cat who he killed once.
*'''Leo''': Caillou's homosexual boyfriend.
 
==Theme song==
===Original Theme Song===
I'm just a dick whose four
 
Each day I grow some more
 
I like exploring my mommy
 
So many fucks to give
 
Each day there's weed to smoke
 
I'll have sex with you
 
I'm Caillou!
 
My cock is growing
 
Changing each day
 
My mommy and daddy found out that I'm gay
 
Smoking weed is not so tough
 
Except during a sex orgy
 
But there's some cocks to suck up
 
I'm Caillou!
 
Caillou! Caillou! I'm Caillou!
 
That's Me!
 
===Caillou's Adventures in Hell Theme Song===
 
I'm just a dick whose four
 
Each day I burn some more
 
I like exploring the devil
 
So many things in hell
 
Smoking Weed and Sex Orgys
 
Each day's an adventure
 
I'm Caillou!
 
Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou!
 
Adventures in Hell!
 
==Episode list==
===Season 1 (2000-2001)===
 
1. Caillou's homosexual pilot
 
2. Caillou loses his bae
 
3. Rosie fucks a whore
 
4. Caillou the Cunt
 
5. Caillou the Penis
 
6. Leo Grows a Vagina
 
7. Caillou gets drunk
 
8. Caillou Kills Dora (Dora Crossover)
 
9. Caillou's Playschool Shooting
 
10. Caillou Kills Gilbert
 
11. Caillou Grounding Retardation
 
12. Caillou trolls [[Goanimate]]
 
13. Caillou's Gay Sex Orgy of Mentally Retarded Dinosaurs (Barney Crossover)
 
===Season 2 (2001-2003)===
 
1. Caillou's Cancerous School Dancerous
 
2. Caillou Kills Rosie
 
3. Caillou the Serial Killer (Halloween Special)
 
4. Rosie's Lesbian Sex Orgy
 
5. Caillou's Weed Farm
 
6. Leo gets [[AIDS]]
 
7. [[Santa]] Sucks Caillou's Cock ([[Christmas]] Special)
 
8. Caillou's Temper Tantrum (New Years Special)
 
9. Caillou pees his pants
 
10. Boris and Doris Divorce (Valentines Day Special)
 
11. Rosie dies from Rabies
 
12. Caillou's Offensive April Fools Day (April Fools Special)
 
13. Rosie's Zombie Apocalypse (Part 1)
 
14. Rosie's Zombie Apocalypse (Part 2)
 
15. Caillou's Dad starts using Condoms
 
16. No Liberty and Justice for the Retarded Caillou (Independence Day Special)
 
17. Caillou the Terrorist Victim (9/11 Special Part 1)
 
18. Caillou the Terrorist Victim (9/11 Special Part 2)
 
19. Caillou joins a Biker Gang
 
20. Caillou's Gangster Drug Dealing Business
 
===Season 3 (2003-2004)===
 
1. Caillou Gets Cancer (Part 1)
 
2. Caillou Gets Cancer (Part 2)
 
3. Leo's Homosexual Death of AIDS
 
4. Caillou's Mother Dies (Mother's Day Special)
 
5. Caillou's Father Dies (Father's Day Special)
 
6. Caillou gets adopted by Mr. Hinkle
 
7. Caillou's Second Playschool Shooting
 
8. Mr. Hinkle Dies
 
9. Caillou the Orphan
 
10. Caillou blows up his orphanage
 
11. Caillou goes to jail
 
12. Caillou breaks out of Prison
 
13. Caillou robs a bank (Part 1)
 
14. Caillou robs a bank (Part 2)
 
15. Grand Theft Caillou (Part 1)
 
16. Grand Theft Caillou (Part 2)
 
17. Grand Theft Caillou (Part 3)
 
18. Grand Theft Caillou (Part 4)
 
19. Grand Theft Caillou (Part 5)
 
20. Caillou Dies from Cancer
 
===Season 4: Adventures in Hell (2008-2010)===
 
1. Caillou's Retarded Return to his Gay Family of Dicks (Part 1)
 
2. Caillou's Retarded Return to his Gay Family of Dicks (Part 2)
 
3. Caillou meets Saddam Hussein
 
4. Caillou has sexual intercourse with the Devil
 
5. Caillou and Osama Bin Laden become friends
 
6. Caillou's Terrorist Attack on Hell
 
7. Caillou the Perverted Pornstar
 
8. Caillou meets Adolf Hitler (Part 1)
 
9. Caillou meets Adolf Hitler (Part 2)
 
10. Caillou's World War Hell (Part 1)
 
11. Caillou's World War Hell (Part 2)
 
12. Caillou's World War Hell (Part 3)
 
13. Leo gets AIDS... again
 
14. Homosexual Thug Life Returns
 
15. Leo dies from AIDS... again
 
16. Caillou's new Weed Business
 
17. Caillou the Millionare Gangster
 
18. Caillou gets Cancer... again
 
19. Caillou fucks a whore
 
20. Caillou becomes friends with Vlad the Impaler
 
21. Caillou has sexual intercourse with Justin Bieber
 
22. Caillou's Attempted Escape (Part 1)
 
23. Caillou's Attempted Escape (Part 2)
 
24. Caillou's soul ceases to exist


==Gallery==
{{Collapsegallery|gallery|cg1|center|<gallery>
File:CAILLOUHELL.jpg|This is where he belongs
File:Caillou-dexter.jpg|YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR INFINITY CAILLOU!
File:Caillouthug.jpg|Caillou trys way to hard to be a [[penis|badass]]
File:Cailloucanceryay.jpg|YAY!!! HE HAS CANCER!!! YAY!!!
</gallery>|border=yellow|color=black}}
==See also==
==See also==
*''[[Barney and Friends|Barney & Friends]]''
*''[[Barney and Friends|Barney & Friends]]''
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*''[[Peppa Pig]]
*''[[Peppa Pig]]
*''[[Teletubbies]]''
*''[[Teletubbies]]''
*''[[GoAnimate]]''
*[[Television]]
*[[Television]]
==External links==
Nothing here so go away. Goodbye!


{{Cartoons}}
{{Cartoons}}

Revision as of 23:51, 19 March 2017

   
“ 		 
No! No! Today! I've got all dressed. It's today!
  		„
  		 

—SHUT THE FUCK UP CAILLOU!!


That's a good Daddy

Caillou (Pronounced "Cay-Lou", "Cay-eye-you", or "Cay-Loe") was a Canadian television cartoon about a happy go-lucky satanic 4 year old with cancer. Everybody hates this little whiny 4 year old, because he throws temper tantrums all the time for stupid reasons like The Circus isn't until Tomorrow. This eventually led Caillou into becoming one of the victims of Grounded Videos, along with Dora the Explorer, who is also hated by pretty much everyone in this world. The only people retarded enough to like this shit are Pedophiles, Cancer victims, and 4 year olds who are dumb enough to want to watch this garbage.

After years of the world whining about this show, Caillou finally died from cancer in 2010, and went to Hell.

The Show

Shut up Caillou and get in the water

Plot

Pretty much every single episode is just Caillou being a whiny dick, who throws tantrums for some stupid reason. After their Parents got tired of his whining, they let him have his way, and Caillou has fun. He never gets in trouble, and his parents are Mr. and Mrs. Positive about pretty much everything imaginable. Caillou gets away with fucking Rosie, and he does not care with her.

In the earlier seasons, there were live action puppets that would spend their time molesting children who were retarded enough to watch the gay series. This led the children to have nightmares and was part of the reason why the show sucked so much.

History

Caillou was created by Hélène Desputeaux, who wrote books about the 4 year old just to piss people off. In 1997, probably the most controversial television series outside of Barney and Friends and Dora the Explorer was created, based on these horrific books. In 2000, the cancer then spread to other countries, and PBS Kids started airing the series, forcing innocent 4 year olds to watch the horror. This torture continued on for several years.

In 2005, after a short hiatus from creating episodes, a return was made. This time Caillou attended Playschool, where he hung out with some of his friends. Later after that, one more season was made which the world descended into chaos for a short time because of that. The show got cancelled in 2010 because the creators screwed themselves.

Caillou's mother is a pedophile

Characters

  • Caillou - The 4 year old with Cancer that teaches Children how to throw Tantrums and that it is Unacceptable Behavior that will not be tolerated good for you and that you should do. Kids look up to him as a role model and do the same, which Caillou is the reason why so many kids throw tantrums nowadays.
  • Rosie - An obnoxious 2 year old that likes to bother Caillou which pisses him off is the right thing to do for a bitch like him. Like Caillou, she likes to whine all the time. However, she does not always get her way so easily.
  • Boris - Caillou's gay father who is so positive about pretty much everything to where it gets annoying. He tries to be a good parent, but fails because he is a pussy who married a woman that gave birth to the Devil's son.
  • Doris - Caillou's Pedophilic mother who like Boris, is so positive to where it gets annoying, and fails to be a good parent for giving birth to Caillou. However, unlike Boris, she had sex with her own son. All of this led her into being the most hated mother of all time, both in the real world, and cartoons. She should've put Caillou up for abortion.
  • Gilbert - Caillou's pet cat that he is allergic to (Probably because of his retardation). He is the primary reason why Caillou developed cancer and is the only good character because of his harm to the horrid piece of shit.
  • And all of Caillou's Friends at "Playschool"

Influence on Children

Do you see the influence?
   
“ 		 
Caillou was a boy who grew up with hair but shaved it off and told people he had cancer so they would care for him but they found out he was lying. He then dies from cancer and goes to heaven but whines because his house in heaven is too small, so he then gets sent to hell for whining and burns there forever, which is how he went there.
  		„
  		 

—An Anonymous Caillou Hater

Caillou has taught children numerous that it is perfectly fine to throw temper tantrums and that you will get your way. Kids looked up to him as a role model, and then threw their own tantrums because Caillou told them to. Caillou also seemed happy to have cancer, which explains why he is always bald. It also influenced GoAnimators to be such big fags and make more shit grounded videos, because they're retards. Their parents should really be monitoring them.

On GoAnimate

Caillou's GoAnimate form

Caillou is one of the biggest victims from GoAnimate grounded videos made by 7 year olds who have no lives. His parents constantly punish and abuse him all the time, grounding him for no reason, or for going to Chuck-E-Cheeses. He usually gets harsh punishments like all the other troublemakers like going to hell, eating dog poop, and being grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded Grounded for (Insert random number from 1000-Infinity here) years. Here are some of the cancer videos that Caillou got grounded from. Notice the retardation from these.

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

  • This is where he belongs
    This is where he belongs
  • YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR INFINITY CAILLOU!
    YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR INFINITY CAILLOU!
  • Caillou trys way to hard to be a badass
    Caillou trys way to hard to be a badass
  • YAY!!! HE HAS CANCER!!! YAY!!!
    YAY!!! HE HAS CANCER!!! YAY!!!
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See also

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