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The '''Alt-Lite''' is a circlejerk of [[conservatives|conservatism]] and [[Libertarianism|Classical Liberals]] who spend their days watching [[Milo Yiannopolous]] speeches, [[Sargon_of_Akkad]] and [[Paul Joseph Watson]] videos. They tend to be civic nationalists, Cultural Libertarians, and like to [[LARP]] as free-speech fighters who wave [[Kekistan]] flags at places wherever [[antifa]] goes. You can find them making threads about Kekistan on [[pol|/pol/]], in which they are told to return to their natural habitat, [http://www.reddit.com/r/the_donald /r/The_Donald], a terrible place full of people who unironically say "BTFO", "Pedes", and "FUCKING BASED".  
The '''Alt-Lite''' (also called the "New Right by themselves) is a circlejerk of [[conservatives|conservatism]] and [[Libertarianism|Classical Liberals]] who spend their days watching [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] speeches, [[Sargon_of_Akkad]] and [[Paul Joseph Watson]] videos. They tend to be civic nationalists, Cultural Libertarians, and like to [[LARP]] as free-speech fighters who wave [[Kekistan]] flags at places wherever [[Antifa]] goes. You can find them making threads about Kekistan on [[pol|/pol/]], in which they are told to return to their natural habitat, [http://www.reddit.com/r/the_donald /r/The_Donald], a terrible place full of people who unironically say "BTFO", "Pedes", and "FUCKING BASED".  


==History==
==History==
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[[File:Typical_donald_redditor.jpg|100 px|thumb|alt=the_donald_redditor|A typical member of the alt-lite from /r/the_donald who went on to /pol/]]
[[File:Typical_donald_redditor.jpg|100 px|thumb|alt=the_donald_redditor|A typical member of the alt-lite from /r/the_donald who went on to /pol/]]
[[File:Pauljosephwatson_meteor.png|100 px|thumb|alt=pjw|An Alt-Lite figurehead, Paul Joseph "MAINE STREAM METEOR" Watson.]]
[[File:Pauljosephwatson_meteor.png|100 px|thumb|alt=pjw|An Alt-Lite figurehead, Paul Joseph "MAINE STREAM METEOR" Watson.]]
After audience members at the NPI conference attending a speech by [[Richard Spencer]], decided to throw up a Roman Salute (Nazi Salute). E-celebs like [[Paul Joseph Watson]] decided to disavow the Alt-Right in order to save their own image. These people would then form what is now the Alt-Lite. The Alt-lite is [[Cuck|Civic Nationalist]], [[Zionist]], and [[Faggot|Culturally Libertarian]]. The Alt-Lite is not to be confused with Alt-Centrists (There is a name for everything), people like [[Sargon of Akkad]] and [[Armoured Skeptic]], who think they are better than you because they got centrist on a Political Compass Test.
After just 3 rogue audience members at the 2016 NPI Conference who were attending a speech by [[Richard Spencer]] decided to throw up a Roman Salute, E-celebs like [[Paul Joseph Watson]], Mike Cernovich, and Milo Yiannopoulos decided to disavow the Alt-Right in order to save their own image. These people would then form what is now the Alt-Lite/"New Right". The Alt-Lite is [[Cuck|Civic Nationalist]], [[Zionist]], and [[Faggot|Culturally Libertarian]]. The Alt-Lite is not to be confused with Alt-Centrists (There is a name for everything), people like [[Sargon of Akkad]] and [[Armoured Skeptic]], who think they are better than you because they got centrist on a Political Compass Test.


Today, You can find the Alt-Lite [https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/863413631261736960 expressing their autism in public]
Today, You can find the Alt-Lite [https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/863413631261736960 expressing their autism in public]
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Revision as of 17:43, 28 January 2018

The Alt-Lite (also called the "New Right by themselves) is a circlejerk of conservatism and Classical Liberals who spend their days watching Milo Yiannopoulos speeches, Sargon_of_Akkad and Paul Joseph Watson videos. They tend to be civic nationalists, Cultural Libertarians, and like to LARP as free-speech fighters who wave Kekistan flags at places wherever Antifa goes. You can find them making threads about Kekistan on /pol/, in which they are told to return to their natural habitat, /r/The_Donald, a terrible place full of people who unironically say "BTFO", "Pedes", and "FUCKING BASED".

History

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A typical member of the alt-lite from /r/the_donald who went on to /pol/
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An Alt-Lite figurehead, Paul Joseph "MAINE STREAM METEOR" Watson.

After just 3 rogue audience members at the 2016 NPI Conference who were attending a speech by Richard Spencer decided to throw up a Roman Salute, E-celebs like Paul Joseph Watson, Mike Cernovich, and Milo Yiannopoulos decided to disavow the Alt-Right in order to save their own image. These people would then form what is now the Alt-Lite/"New Right". The Alt-Lite is Civic Nationalist, Zionist, and Culturally Libertarian. The Alt-Lite is not to be confused with Alt-Centrists (There is a name for everything), people like Sargon of Akkad and Armoured Skeptic, who think they are better than you because they got centrist on a Political Compass Test.

Today, You can find the Alt-Lite expressing their autism in public

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