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It should be noted that the only ways [[Douchebags|real men]] measure the worth of a woman is by her "hott"ness, and her [[sammich]] making ability. Like all Netspeak, escalation has created variants attempting to equate further levels of hotness/hotitude with increasing numbers of "t"s: c.f. [[OH NOES|NOES]]!!!!1!!11 | It should be noted that the only ways [[Douchebags|real men]] measure the worth of a woman is by her "hott"ness, and her [[sammich]] making ability. Like all Netspeak, escalation has created variants attempting to equate further levels of hotness/hotitude with increasing numbers of "t"s: c.f. [[OH NOES|NOES]]!!!!1!!11 | ||
If you're hawt enough, you may [[You win the prize|win a prize]]. People who use the term "HOTT" | If you're hawt enough, you may [[You win the prize|win a prize]]. People who use the term "HOTT" are clearly [[pedophile]]s who like [[CP]], [[rape|raep]], [[buttsecks]] with small children and various other forms of kiddy-fiddling. | ||
Latest revision as of 23:20, 26 July 2018
The Faggot spelling of "hot." The extra "t" indicates that, without any fucking doubt, the subject matter at hand must be totally and undeniably hot. Sincere use of said spelling is an indicator said user has never experienced any sexual gratification with anything "HOTT" in real life. See also: totally retarded.
It should be noted that the only ways real men measure the worth of a woman is by her "hott"ness, and her sammich making ability. Like all Netspeak, escalation has created variants attempting to equate further levels of hotness/hotitude with increasing numbers of "t"s: c.f. NOES!!!!1!!11
If you're hawt enough, you may win a prize. People who use the term "HOTT" are clearly pedophiles who like CP, raep, buttsecks with small children and various other forms of kiddy-fiddling.
You
You either came to this page to masturbate to some nude or semi-nude tail, meaning you are in the healthy majority of males (or the favored minority of bisexual females!) who enjoy the female form, or you were directed here out of some kind of misplaced pity.
Or, quite possibly, you were directed here because some loser in another topic thought something was "hott", you were enough of a loser to click the internal link, and here we all are.
Most likely, you yourself are not hot.
In any case, all contributors to this page simply wanted an excuse to post a picture of a hot female (note the rush they were in with their sloppy spelling and odd grammar!), so stop reading and get to it.
Variations
Regional variant: hawt
Scene variant: hottt
Japanese variant: awt
German: haught
Paris Hilton: hhhhhhott
Gallery of Fap
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The only time furries are hot. Period. You sick fuck.
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One summer of fun, ten years of prison, with the memory to fap to while it's still fresh in your head.
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"Flame on" (butterface: Frecklebiatch)
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Candy ass
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What a hot fucking bitch.
Level 2
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Steve Buscemi?
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Neck Barnacles?
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Seriously, dudes?
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Close but no cigar.
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Furry is all Beastality...
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...and sometimes pedo, too.
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Dick Pictures never work. NEVER.
See Also
Hott is part of a series on Language & Communication | |
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Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry •
The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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