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[[File:DavidDukeJewbook.jpg|thumb]] | [[File:DavidDukeJewbook.jpg|thumb|This guy is as into [[Jews]] as [[Rabbi]]s are into sucking off little boys' [[Circumcision|mutilated penises]].]] | ||
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'''Dr. David Ernest Duke'''{{nazi}} is a {{Age|1950|7|1}}-year-old former [[God|Grand Wizard]] of the [[Ku Klux Klan]], [[Twitter]] personality and [[wannabe]] [[politician]] who occasionally has a good point when he isn't going [[Batshit insane|completely off-the-rails]] with retarded [[conspiracy theories]] about [[ZOG]] causing his [[erectile dysfunction]] or believing that the giant [[rats]] that infest his [[basement]] are actually [[Jew]] larva that are preparing to pupate and emerge as winged Jewlings. | '''Dr. David Ernest Duke'''{{nazi}} is a {{Age|1950|7|1}}-year-old former [[God|Grand Wizard]] of the [[Ku Klux Klan]], [[Twitter]] personality and [[wannabe]] [[politician]] who occasionally has a good point when he isn't going [[Batshit insane|completely off-the-rails]] with retarded [[conspiracy theories]] about [[ZOG]] causing his [[erectile dysfunction]] or believing that the giant [[rats]] that infest his [[basement]] are actually [[Jew]] larva that are preparing to pupate and emerge as winged Jewlings. | ||
David's completely rational fear of [[Jews|all things Semitic]] most likely stems from the loss of his [[foreskin]] as a child. It's also likely that David is a [[rape]] [[victim]], as he was quite a [[faggy]] looking little [[twink]] in his youth. | |||
Revision as of 06:18, 4 February 2018
Dr. David Ernest Duke卐 is a 74-year-old former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, Twitter personality and wannabe politician who occasionally has a good point when he isn't going completely off-the-rails with retarded conspiracy theories about ZOG causing his erectile dysfunction or believing that the giant rats that infest his basement are actually Jew larva that are preparing to pupate and emerge as winged Jewlings.
David's completely rational fear of all things Semitic most likely stems from the loss of his foreskin as a child. It's also likely that David is a rape victim, as he was quite a faggy looking little twink in his youth.
See Also
- Ku Klux Klan
- Moonman
- Zyklon Ben
- Auschwitz Andersen
- Caitlyn Jenner - Who he's often mistaken for.
- Alex Jones - A less crazy right-wing conspiracy nut.
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