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{{AOTN|Russell Brand|Russell Brand smile.png|'''Russell Brand''' is the latest untalented Britisher twat to cross the Atlantic and trick Americans into thinking he's worth paying attention to. Looking like a transvestite crack-whore from the Stone Age, he has become as accepted as Andy Capp, Benny Hill, Austin Powers, [[Jack Sparrow]] and the GEICO Gecko, except he's a real person and you can tell that by the smell a caveman could [[I'd hit it|do it | {{AOTN|Russell Brand|Russell Brand smile.png|'''Russell Brand''' is the latest untalented Britisher twat to cross the Atlantic and trick Americans into thinking he's worth paying attention to. Looking like a transvestite crack-whore from the Stone Age, he has become as accepted as Andy Capp, Benny Hill, Austin Powers, [[Jack Sparrow]] and the GEICO Gecko, except he's a real person and you can tell that by the smell a caveman could [[I'd hit it|do it]]. | ||
A walking [[Uncyclopedia]] from somewhere in England who resembles all the rumors of The Missing Link with none of the being [[black]], he was until recently hooking up with [[Katy Perry]], a well-known [[cockmongler]]. On a cold winter's night you can find wizened old men telling yarns about the young Brand working the streets, sucking dicks and squeezing titties. | A walking [[Uncyclopedia]] from somewhere in England who resembles all the rumors of The Missing Link with none of the being [[black]], he was until recently hooking up with [[Katy Perry]], a well-known [[cockmongler]]. On a cold winter's night you can find wizened old men telling yarns about the young Brand working the streets, sucking dicks and squeezing titties. | ||
Latest revision as of 11:20, 8 October 2023
Russell Brand is the latest untalented Britisher twat to cross the Atlantic and trick Americans into thinking he's worth paying attention to. Looking like a transvestite crack-whore from the Stone Age, he has become as accepted as Andy Capp, Benny Hill, Austin Powers, Jack Sparrow and the GEICO Gecko, except he's a real person and you can tell that by the smell a caveman could do it.
A walking Uncyclopedia from somewhere in England who resembles all the rumors of The Missing Link with none of the being black, he was until recently hooking up with Katy Perry, a well-known cockmongler. On a cold winter's night you can find wizened old men telling yarns about the young Brand working the streets, sucking dicks and squeezing titties.
Well, Brand somehow found his way into the international spotlight and became famous for calling the daughter of some rich old dude a whore, stripping buck-naked during the G-## protests in European countries, and making a career being a silly-haired, IRL trolling, hipster Adam Sandler minus the Jewish humor and, thank goodness, the use of Yiddish words.
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