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December 2023

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• December 28, 2023 -
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• December 22, 2023 -
• December 21, 2023 - Adam Smith
• December 20, 2023 - Adam Smith
• December 19, 2023 - Eli Wallach
• December 18, 2023 - Eli Wallach
• December 17, 2023 - Snoop Dog
• December 16, 2023 - The Joker
• December 15, 2023 - The Joker
• December 14, 2023 - God and prayer
• December 13, 2023 - God and prayer
• December 12, 2023 - Paedophile teacher takes good photos.
• December 11, 2023 - Paedophile teacher takes good photos.
• December 10, 2023 - Spotify hates love.
• December 9, 2023 - Spotify hates love.
• December 8, 2023 - William S. Burroughs
• December 7, 2023 - William S. Burroughs
• December 6, 2023 - Norm Macdonald inspirational message.
• December 5, 2023 - Norm Macdonald inspirational message.
• December 4, 2023 - You are a faggot.
• December 3, 2023 - You are a faggot.
• December 2, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• December 1, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS

November 2023

• November 30, 2023 - Ferret Bueller
• November 29, 2023 - Ferret Bueller
• November 28, 2023 - Greta Thunberg
• November 27, 2023 - Greta Thunberg
• November 26, 2023 - Asuka Evangelion
• November 25, 2023 - Asuka Evangelion
• November 24, 2023 - Mick Jagger
• November 23, 2023 - Mick Jagger
• November 22, 2023 - Mib 3
• November 21, 2023 - Mib 3
• November 20, 2023 - Lois Griffin
• November 19, 2023 - Lois Griffin
• November 18, 2023 - Bidet
• November 17, 2023 - Bidet
• November 16, 2023 - charles manson
• November 15, 2023 - charles Manson
• November 14, 2023 - vaush
• November 13, 2023 - vaush
• November 12, 2023 - Snoop Dogg
• November 11, 2023 - Snoop Dogg
• November 10, 2023 -Sophie Labelle
• November 9, 2023 -Sophie Labelle
• November 8, 2023 -Diablo
• November 7, 2023 -Diablo
• November 6, 2023 - Anne Frank
• November 5, 2023 - Anne Frank
• November 4, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• November 3, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• November 2, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• November 1, 2023 -Matthew Perry

October 2023

• October 31, 2023 - Lovecraft
• October 30, 2023 - Metallica
• October 29, 2023 -Danny Elfman
• October 28, 2023 - Geezer Butler
• October 27, 2023 - Geezer Butler
• October 26, 2023 -frogs
• October 25, 2023 - frogs
• October 24, 2023 - Rick Sanchez
• October 23, 2023 - Rick Sanchez
• October 22, 2023 - Snoop Dogg
• October 21, 2023 - Snoop Dogg
• October 20, 2023 -
• October 19, 2023 - Ozzy
• October 18, 2023 - Ozzy
• October 17, 2023 - Stephan Hawking
• October 16, 2023 - Stephan Hawking
• October 15, 2023 -
• October 14, 2023 -
• October 13, 2023 -
• October 12, 2023 -
• October 11, 2023 - Ben Gvir
• October 10, 2023 - Ben Gvir
• October 9, 2023 -
• October 8, 2023 -
• October 7, 2023 -
• October 6, 2023 -
• October 5, 2023 - Teach a man to Hitler
• October 4, 2023 - Teach a man to Hitler
• October 3, 2023 - WW3 en route
• October 2, 2023 - WW3 en route
• October 1, 2023 -

September 2023

• September 30, 2023 -
• September 29, 2023 - pilots' coke spree
• September 28, 2023 - pilots' coke spree
• September 27, 2023 -
• September 26, 2023 -
• September 25, 2023 -
• September 24, 2023 - Don Jr tweet from Twitter haxxor 2/2
• September 23, 2023 - Don Jr tweet from Twitter haxxor 2/2
• September 22, 2023 - Don Jr tweet from Twitter haxxor 1/2
• September 21, 2023 - Don Jr tweet from Twitter haxxor 1/2
• September 20, 2023 -
• September 19, 2023 - Gene Simmons -"As long as your schmeckle works"
• September 18, 2023 - Gene Simmons -"As long as your schmeckle works"
• September 17, 2023 - Gene Simmons -"As long as your schmeckle works"
• September 16, 2023 - McCarthy - "move the fucking motion"
• September 15, 2023 - McCarthy - "move the fucking motion"
• September 14, 2023 -
• September 13, 2023 -
• September 12, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• September 11, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• September 10, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• September 9, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• September 8, 2023 - David Rothkopf kvetching out about Elon Musk
• September 7, 2023 - David Rothkopf kvetching out about Elon Musk
• September 6, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• September 5, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• September 4, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• September 3, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• September 2, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
• September 1, 2023 - Google greentext

August 2023

• August 31, 2023 - Google greentext
• August 30, 2023 -
• August 29, 2023 -
• August 28, 2023 -
• August 27, 2023 -
• August 26, 2023 -
• August 25, 2023 -
• August 24, 2023 - Oblivion NPCs.
• August 23, 2023 - Oblivion NPCs.
• August 22, 2023 - ThePolishPrince hates some new film or something.
• August 21, 2023 - ThePolishPrince hates some new film or something.
• August 20, 2023 - Too many Star Wars films.
• August 19, 2023 - Jason Mamoa hates tourists.
• August 18, 2023 - Obama is the devil?
• August 17, 2023 - Sandra Bullock returns her Oscar.
• August 16, 2023 - Karen is racist.
• August 15, 2023 - Marijuana smoke can't leave your lungs.
• August 14, 2023 - Ellen kills kids.
• August 13, 2023 - Bob Dyland lyrics.
• August 12, 2023 - Inventing jerking off.
• August 11, 2023 - Ironic xenophobic immigrant.
• August 10, 2023 - Lil Tay's famous rant.
• August 9, 2023 - New York is a shithole or something.
• August 8, 2023 - Retarded Facebook rant.
• August 7, 2023 - Paul Reubens is a paedophile.
• August 6, 2023 - TMNT fans are mad at anti-racism.
• August 5, 2023 - Trump is angry.
• August 4, 2023 -
• August 3, 2023 -
• August 2, 2023 - Steven Universe fans are losers.
• August 1, 2023 - Wolverine

July 2023

• July 31, 2023 - The Train
• July 30, 2023 - Transgender Rights
• July 29, 2023 - Goodbye Twitter is Trending
• July 28, 2023 - Scams
• July 27, 2023 - LatinX
• July 26, 2023 - Viktor E. Frankl
• July 25, 2023 - No climate change
• July 24, 2023 - Twitter Population
• July 23, 2023 - Clint Eastwood
• July 22, 2023 - Kleetus, ED Forum
• July 21, 2023 - Keith Richards
• July 20, 2023 - Diet Drinks
• July 19, 2023 - PETA
• July 18, 2023 - Dog The Bounty Hunter
• July 17, 2023 - Schilling1776
• July 16, 2023 - Christopher Walken
• July 15, 2023 - clock work orange
• July 14, 2023 - Bierce
• July 13, 2023 - winnie Mandela
• July 12, 2023 - chad Seales
• July 11, 2023 - Quence
• July 10, 2023 - Schrodinger
• July 9, 2023 - Hunter S. THOMPSON
• July 8, 2023 - prince harry
• July 7, 2023 - Christan Walker
• July 6, 2023 - Charlie Sheen
• July 5, 2023 - Americans
• July 4, 2023 - Americans
• July 3, 2023 - Enjoy prison, stalker
• July 2, 2023 - Enjoy prison, stalker
• July 1, 2023 - Whites and Azns are Smarter

June 2023

• June 30, 2023 - Dennis Miller
• June 29, 2023 - Rob Schneider
• June 28, 2023 - Drag Queens
• June 27, 2023 - coworker
• June 26, 2023 - Racist Thoughts
• June 25, 2023 - Bruce Willis On Kevin Smith
• June 24, 2023 - Felix Salmon
• June 23, 2023 - FukkenUsername
• June 22, 2023 - Donald Trump
• June 21, 2023 - The Prophecy
• June 20, 2023 - Joe Biden Confused
• June 19, 2023 - Jaden Smith
• June 18, 2023 - indians
• June 17, 2023 - Maysam
• June 16, 2023 - Aleister Crowley
• June 15, 2023 - Cher
• June 14, 2023 - Gabriele Amorth
• June 13, 2023 - Dan White
• June 12, 2023 - Church Of Satan
• June 11, 2023 - Unabomber
• June 10, 2023 - fantasy
• June 9, 2023 - tranny
• June 8, 2023 - Motley Crue
• June 7, 2023 - nick adams
• June 6, 2023 - loser - beck
• June 5, 2023 - william Blake
• June 4, 2023 - spelling Bee
• June 3, 2023 - King Charles wants to be a tampon
• June 2, 2023 - steam user banned
• June 1, 2023 - Thomas Jefferson

May 2023

• May 31, 2023 - Roger Waters
• May 30, 2023 - dementia patient
• May 29, 2023 - dementia patient
• May 28, 2023 - Jeff bridges
• May 27, 2023 - sean Connery
• May 26, 2023 - Question about topic
• May 25, 2023 - Tesla
• May 24, 2023 - little mermaid
• May 23, 2023 - Lovecraft Cthulu
• May 22, 2023 - Lovecraft Cthulu
• May 21, 2023 - fans angry about aloy being a dyke
• May 20, 2023 - global warming is going to kill us
• May 19, 2023 - Meghan Markle
• May 18, 2023 - paparazzi
• May 17, 2023 - Paranoid
• May 16, 2023 - Dave Chappelle
• May 15, 2023 - Michael Crichton
• May 14, 2023 - Minty on ?????It's Funny
• May 13, 2023 - KJV on Nihilism
• May 12, 2023 - stephan colbert
• May 11, 2023 - ernest hemmingway
• May 10, 2023 - The Magnificant 7
• May 9, 2023 - mr Burns
• May 8, 2023 - mark twain the french
• May 7, 2023 - world according to garp
• May 6, 2023 - dying alone
• May 5, 2023 - Trump On Mexican Immigrants
• May 4, 2023 - Isaac Asimov on Israel
• May 3, 2023 - isaac Asimov on Israel
• May 2, 2023 - ozzy answer
• May 1, 2023 - Ozzy answer

April 2023

• April 30, 2023 - Neil Gaiman
• April 29, 2023 - Pink Floyd
• April 28, 2023 - Bud Light
• April 27, 2023 - Bud Light
• April 26, 2023 - Christopher Titus
• April 25, 2023 - Christopher Titus
• April 24, 2023 - Fireman's choice
• April 23, 2023 - fireman's choice
• April 22, 2023 - long form shitpost
• April 21, 2023 - long form shitpost
• April 20, 2023 - 4:20
• April 19, 2023 - Superman Anniversary
• April 18, 2023 - protect our kids founder arrested
• April 17, 2023 - Identify as black
• April 16, 2023 - Ed Forum everybody
• April 15, 2023 - Drake Bell Chris Chan
• April 14, 2023 - Donald Trump Kim Jong Un
• April 13, 2023 - peter sweden electric
• April 12, 2023 - Muslim rape gangs
• April 11, 2023 - Prostitution is work
• April 10, 2023 - Transability
• April 9, 2023 - Nietzsche
• April 8, 2023 - Origin of Easter
• April 7, 2023 - Kid Rock
• April 6, 2023 - Mario Movie
• April 5, 2023 - Tucker Carlson on Trump
• April 4, 2023 - qfzeeph on Christory
• April 3, 2023 - Audrey Hale Redrum
• April 2, 2023 - Albert Einstein
• April 1, 2023 -

March 2023

• March 31, 2023 - Dick out for 15 minutes.
• March 30, 2023 - Dick out for 15 minutes.
• March 29, 2023 - Chris-Chan is free
• March 28, 2023 - Chris-Chan is free
• March 27, 2023 - Girls know when you jerk off.
• March 26, 2023 - Girls know when you jerk off.
• March 25, 2023 - Can't let my girlfriend win.
• March 24, 2023 - Can't let my girlfriend win.
• March 23, 2023 - Baka needs a life Lulziez coping.
• March 22, 2023 - Baka needs a life Lulziez coping.
• March 21, 2023 - Sonic is a Fidget Spinner.
• March 20, 2023 - Sonic is a Fidget Spinner.
• March 19, 2023 - Women Talking Failure.
• March 18, 2023 - Women Talking Failure.
• March 17, 2023 - Prince Harry's Penis.
• March 16, 2023 - Prince Harry's Penis.
• March 15, 2023 - Baby Killing.
• March 14, 2023 - Baby Killing.
• March 13, 2023 - Too much porn?
• March 12, 2023 - Too much porn?
• March 11, 2023 - White Christian Adoption.
• March 10, 2023 - White Christian Adoption.
• March 9, 2023 - Ha Ha Ha.
• March 8, 2023 - Ha Ha Ha.
• March 7, 2023 - Ha Ha Ha.
• March 6, 2023 - You're full of shit.
• March 5, 2023 - You're full of shit.
• March 4, 2023 - Holocaust nonsense.
• March 3, 2023 - Holocaust nonsense.
• March 2, 2023 -
• March 1, 2023 -

February 2023

• February 28, 2023 - Diaperphile.
• February 27, 2023 - Diaperphile.
• February 26, 2023 - Diaperphile.
• February 25, 2023 - Bored Ape Pedo.
• February 24, 2023 - Bored Ape Pedo.
• February 23, 2023 - Chinese eat aliens.
• February 22, 2023 - Chinese eat aliens.
• February 21, 2023 -
• February 20, 2023 - Roald Dahl books rewritten
• February 19, 2023 - Roald Dahl books rewritten
• February 18, 2023 -
• February 17, 2023 - American Whore
• February 16, 2023 - American Whore
• February 15, 2023 - American Whore
• February 14, 2023 - just Let It Be, man
• February 13, 2023 - just Let It Be, man
• February 12, 2023 - just Let It Be, man
• February 11, 2023 - Elon throws another fit
• February 10, 2023 - Elon throws another fit
• February 9, 2023 -
• February 8, 2023 -
• February 7, 2023 - Armie Hammer
• February 6, 2023 - Armie Hammer
• February 5, 2023 - Armie Hammer
• February 4, 2023 -
• February 3, 2023 - AI voice-deepfaking tool used by 4chan causes corporate statement
• February 2, 2023 - AI voice-deepfaking tool used by 4chan causes corporate statement
• February 1, 2023 - USA Rep. George Santos' Ex-BF speaks out

January 2023

• January 31, 2023 - USA Rep. George Santos' Ex-BF speaks out
• January 30, 2023 -
• January 29, 2023 -
• January 28, 2023 - If the foot don't fit
• January 27, 2023 - KF on ED
• January 26, 2023 - KF on ED
• January 25, 2023 - Calvinism not to blame
• January 24, 2023 - Calvinism not to blame
• January 23, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - two
• January 22, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - two
• January 21, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - one
• January 20, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - one
• January 19, 2023 -
• January 18, 2023 - Kamala on Venn diagrams
• January 17, 2023 - Kamala on Venn diagrams
• January 16, 2023 - NOTHING GOT SET
• January 15, 2023 - AI Vtuber Holocaust Denier
• January 14, 2023 - AI Vtuber Holocaust Denier
• January 13, 2023 - Lunamedia Rape
• January 12, 2023 - Lunamedia Rape
• January 11, 2023 - RW E-girl grift
• January 10, 2023 - RW E-girl grift
• January 9, 2023 - In this moment, I am euphoric
• January 8, 2023 - In this moment, I am euphoric
• January 7, 2023 - YWNBAW Japan verison
• January 6, 2023 -
• January 5, 2023 -
• January 4, 2023 - Greta vs Tate
• January 3, 2023 - Greta vs Tate
• January 2, 2023 - Sleepy and Children
• January 1, 2023 -