User talk:Mike495

Your article sucked so much that I came here to tell you

plz read How 2 EDit for Dummies. Its Learnings will give you a better idea of what is required of articles on the Graet Encyclopedia Dramatica 2.0 YOUR ARTICLES WILL FAIL LESS BECAUSE OF IT! THX!

ED is Not Your Personal Army

While Encyclopedia Dramatica documents the efforts of various trolling organizations, we are not a trolling organization. We do not exist to come to your aid in your efforts to harass and humiliate retards on the internet. Dumping someone's dox and punctuating your shit article with i cliches such as "you know what to do" will backfire. ED is not a magnifying glass for 13 year old boys to roast ants, it's a telescope to gaze deeply into and document the internet drama universe.

YOU NEED TO EDIT LESS AND LURK MORE While you're lurking, plz 2 read 101, RR, and play with the sandbox.

PræsidentMudkip 01:17, 14 August 2011 (UTC)