User talk:Umbravisum

Welcome, Umbravisum

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

We realize a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's just the most important info:

• Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable. Further tutorials of use can be found here.
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HAI 2 U Gosh, you sure seem enthusiastic, but it looks like you haven't gotten the hang of ED quite yet. But fear not! The other editors are always sometimes happy to help you out, whether it be by showing you the ropes of wiki-markup or giving you style tips. Feel free to ask by leaving a note on their talk page! Don't suffer in silence! REMEMBER, YOU'RE THE VICTIM!!!11

R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard 04:50, 17 February 2015 (EST)