User:Einsidler

Bank's closed

WARNING This user is a thieving Jew. Feel free to throw pennies at them and revert anything they lay their filthy merchant hands on.

Only just came out but already got 100 messages from Indian dudes, I just wanna be friends!
"Any cafe is a cat cafe if you BYO"
Powerword	Mensly
Race	Australian Jew
Gender	Nonbinary
An hero?	I literally have two semicolons tattooed for each day of the week
Website	http://mens.ly

You would not believe the shit I've been through since the ol' days.

If you need someone talked into killing themselves, I did that to me mum.

If you need someone with a degree in astrophysics, got one of those.

If you need someone earning shitloads of money doing a job they love, DON'T TELL THEM I'M BACK!

Employers don't like people being "amateur comedians playing a persona", it can look bad and holy shit did "Einsidler" say some doozies back in the day.

If you want to buy a book I wrote from before my ED days in the mid naughties, here's a link.

Beards

Before I switched to cleanshaven, I used to do some fun stuff with my beard. This is still the best, a valid Australian passport:

Balrog

My cats are more notable than me on the internet these days, Balrog has a few thousand followers. No "Grumpy Cat" but enough to get some discounts. I also recently got a second boy, who I have hired a voice actor for.

Erotica

TODO

I'm keeping a personal TODO list of things I want to write. I also keep an eye on the general list. Contact me via my talk page to request me to try to focus on something.