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Nancy Pelosi is a seasoned transsexual whore who is currently serving under Dark Overlord as Bottom Bitch. She is also an A+ troll and loves to play the roll of spoiler. She is mostly notable however, for finally killing off the Rickroll -no mean feat given moralfags' penchant for overusing the Rick Astley song and Astley's own efforts. On a side note, it is estimated that she has had many lip collagen and botox injections, which may explain why she's such a complete moron. She is the matron of leftard's, and is also the poster child for women in politics.
Destroying America
Nancy Pelosi is a socialist cunt whose objective is to completely turn the United States of America into an extremely welfare dependent country by turning it into to the USSA (The United Socialist States of America). She wants the government to control every aspect of the lives of America like the economy, health care, freedom of speech, etc... If she could, she would gladly eliminate the Bill of Rights and Constitution. She would then replace it with the writing of Karl Marx and put Barack Obama as supreme dictator. Whatever congressional district that she happens to be from (San Francisco, lol) needs to vote against her in 2012 in order to prevent the socialist revolution and the destruction of America.
Illegals Are Just Patriotic Americans
"We have to have a change in policy and practice and again ... I can't say enough, the raids must end. The raids must end. You are special people. You're here on a Saturday night to take responsibility for our country's future. That makes you very, very patriotic." -- Nancy Pelosi.
She continued on and explained that illegals do the jobs that the white and lazy just can't be arsed to do. The crowd shouted with glee as the shouts of "No more taco for whitey" died down finally and the illegals in the crowd proceeded to suck each others' dicks, not neglecting to give Pelosi's seven inch clit a worshipful hummer.
Oppose Health Care And You're A White Supremacist
Yesterday, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) made an accusation that town hall protesters were bringing swastikas to the political forums, citing no evidence whatsoever. She then proceeded to strip search every muscular, bald man in the room herself, emerging from the restroom half an hour later, hands smeared with shit, hair caked with semen.
"THEY are the villains in this!" Pelosi screeched like an enraged turkey vulture, referring to private insurers. "THEY have been part of the PROBLEM in a MAJOR way. They are doing everything in their power to stop us from our RIGHTEOUS PLAN . . . And the public has to know that! They can disguise their grandstanding arguments any way they want, but the fact is that if they don’t want competition, They must be Republicans!"
"It’s almost immoral what they are doing," added Pelosi, who stood outside her office long after her press conference ended to continue mumbling incoherently at times like an ibogaine addict coming down, even as aides tried in vain to usher her inside. "Of course they’ve been immoral all along, you know, the villainy of it all. I mean, FUCK THEM! Did I say that out loud?"
Death of Rickrolling
Yes, we all know, Rickrolling has become mainstream and thus an old meme, but as if it wasn't bad enough, the government decided to step in and ruin the internet once and for all. It has been said that with Barack Obama's forthcoming presidency that the internet would be in a great time of lulz, but unfortunately this was not to be, as Nancy Pelosi has decided to kill it once and for all by destroying one of the internet's most beloved memes when she posted this piece of shit onto Youtube:
WARNING: IT IS NOT ADVISED TO VIEW SO MUCH FAIL IN ONE SITTING
Many facepalms and thoughts of disbelief followed shortly thereafter.
Why This is Fail
There are several main reasons why this video has killed Rickrolling:
- It's done by someone in politics
- Pelosi is old and therefore lame
- The video is about her apartment in D.C. or some shit ("Vlog" for the cool kids)
- SHE FUCKING TELLS YOU TO GOOGLE SEARCH RICK ROLL
- The music beforehand is shit, possibly done in an attempt to maximize the lulz generated through rickrolling, resulting in an epic fail.
- Even the most internet devoid human beings can see this terrible rickroll coming
- The song is ended early
- The video shows people what it said it would show and THEN Rick Rolls.
- Rick Roll was old meme long before this.
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