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Islamic State: Team Khorasan
Nationality:	Tajik
Highscore	Killed 144, injured 360+
Top 50?	7th!!!
Style	FPS, Co-Op
An Hero?	No???

On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the London sandnigger attack 2017), four of Allah's finest commandos of the Islamic State decided to recreate No Russian IRL. As the Russian bear is

The Backstory

We've all heard about the Islamic State and it's numerous children including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are basically twins, another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the Khorasan province, ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

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• ISKP had conducted large-scale attacks even back in the mid-'10s.
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• ISIS Paris Attack 13-11

Remember, No Russian

A Kalashnikov used in the attack

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.

• This attack was a "special military operation"
• [6]

The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO.

	ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
	##G- Something Somthing

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: AK Rifle	With camo skin unlocked.
Secondary: Dull Knife	Isn't very useful for beheading.
Thrown: MoLOLtov Cocktails	Extra effective against structures.

Gameplay Footage

Spectator Mode

BREACHING Top-down gameplay Killstreak! We're in ur base, killin ur d00dz Previous Video | Next Video

First-Person Mode

A video taken by the shooters themselves

Something's Burning

Previous Video | Next Video

Propaganda

The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from the attack into an action movie trailer

Not Your Usual Shitskins

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.

Welcome to the Gulag

After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it. It least it wasn't pork!

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  Before Russia
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  After Russia
  (He was caught with a severe case of pink eye)
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  The ear man from above
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  Look familiar?
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Let The Finger-Pointing Commence!

"It Was ISIS"

The warriors on the Islamic State's news article

Don't let yourself be fooled into thinking that this attack came out of nowhere.

"It Was THE WEST"

• US embassy warning
• US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
• UKRAINE
• They were going to UKRAINE
• Tsar Putin
• [9]

"IT WAS DA JOOS"

Gallery

Another Day in Russia About missing Pics

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  STEP ON IT
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  Leaked CCTV image
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  We all know who was behind the attack...

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  Ukrainians showing support for their allies
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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	144/20 (Over 360 injuries!!!)
Accuracy:	10/20 Unsurprising.
Style:	12/20 Nothing we haven't seen before. At least they recorded it.
Butthurt:	20/20 The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.
Bonus:	20/20 For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.
Total Score: 206/100 (S)

Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Task Force 141

See Also

• ISIS Paris Attack 13-11

External Links

• On TOW
• EDF thread
• Another EDF thread
• A much more insightful Kiwifarms thread
• Even KnowYourMeme covered this
• WatchPeopleDie megathread