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{{quote|Whenever I see someone wearing a blue Cubs jersey I always say, Hey nice shirt... Where's the matching red rubber ball nose and floppy shoes that go with it?}}
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The '''[[Chicago]] Cubs''' are an [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|incredibly bad]] Major League Baseball team.  This, on its own, would not warrant an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] [[article]], but when you couple the fact that the Cubs suck so bad with the fact that the team [[trolls]] their own [[Fandom|fans]], the whole subject gains new light.  Not only do the Cubs rip the beating hearts out of their fan’s chests every year, they are also the subject of various blogs, forums, and websites where all you can hear are the wailings and moanings of their emotionally destroyed devotees. 
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Whole [[Old Media|television shows]], [[The Internet is serious business|businesses]], and even [[Wicca|curses]] have been created to explain this phenomena, but the plain fact of the matter is that the Chicago Cubs will never win a World Series ever again…because God hates them.
 
==Things That Have Happened in the 108 years between Cubs World series wins ==
[[File:Cubs 19.jpg|thumb|Lou Piniella, coach of the Chicago Cubs.]]
* [[Radio]] was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose.
* [[TV]] was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose.
* Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams.
* [[Old|George Burns]] celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.
* [[Space|Haley's Comet]] passed Earth... twice.
* Harry Caray was born... and died. Incredible, but true.
* The [[Basketball|NBA]], [[Hockey|NHL]] and [[NFL]] were formed, and [[Chicago]] teams won championships in each league.
* The Chicago White Sox became the only "second" team for a city to outdo its primary team.
* [[Conspiracy Theory|Man landed on the moon]], as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.
* Sixteen [[Obama|US presidents]] were elected.
* There were 11 amendments added to the [[:File:Signing-of-constitution.jpg|Constitution.]]
* [[Alcohol|Prohibition]] was created, and repealed.
* The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion picture.
* Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants.  Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down.
* A combination of 40 summer & winter [[Olympics]] have been held.
* Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.
* Bell bottoms came in style, went out of style, and came back in style.
* The Cleveland Indians, [[Red Sox Nation|Boston Red Sox,]] Arizona Diamondbacks, and Florida Marlins have ALL won the  World Series.
* The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games and have lost the majority of them.
* [[Alaska]], [[Arizona]], [[Hawaii]], [[Oklahoma]], and [[New Mexico]] were added to [[America|the Union.]]
 
==The Curse of the Billy Goat==
Cubs fans, tired of lifting their arms to the heavens and asking [[God]] [[WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY|'''“WHY?”''']] have formulated several [http://baseball.suite101.com/article.cfm/the_chicago_cubs_curse_continues curses to explain] their team’s lack of winning.  All of these curses, much like any other form of voodoo, are pure garbage.  The real reason why the Cubs repeatedly suck is because their owners, front office, management, and players are all dumbshits.  Seriously, spend some of that money you are bilking out of your fans and buy yourself a few good players.  You may just win something.
 
==Ways to Rip the Beating Heart From the Chest of a Cubs Fan==
[[File:Cubs 6.jpg|thumb|Bartman screwing his team out of a World Series.]]
[[File:Cubs 5.jpg|thumb|The famous black cat at Shea Stadium.]]
*Be [http://www.techbanyan.com/594/steve-bartman-incident/ Steve Bartman], and blow the playoffs for your team.
*Hire [http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20061002&content_id=1695212&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb Dusty Baker] and then get rid of him.
*Hey Cubs fans…[http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=cubs%20white%20flags&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi White Flags] traditionally mean that you have given up.
*Mention that the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_World_Series 2005 World Series] Champions were the Chicago White Sox.
*Win the pennant [http://www.baseballchronology.com/baseball/Teams/Chicago_Cubs/ every three years] and still fail to win the World Series.
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball%27s_Sad_Lexicon Tinker to Evers to Chance]
*Show them a [http://crystalinks.com/blackcat.html Black Cat] at Shea Stadium.
*Remind them of the 1984 National League Championship series.  [http://www.baseball-almanac.com/teamstats/roster.php?y=1984&t=CHN Choke!] [http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3443086 Choke!]  [http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/1984_NLCS.shtml Choke!]
*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/1989_NLCS.shtml Or this year.]
*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/1998_NLDS1.shtml Or this year.]
*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2003_NLCS.shtml Or this year.]
*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2007_NLDS1.shtml Or this year.]
*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2008_NLDS1.shtml Or this year.]
*[http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/2015_NLCS.shtml Or this year.]
*[http://www.foxnews.com/us/2009/10/12/chicago-cubs-file-bankruptcy-ahead-teams-sale/ File for bankruptcy]
*[http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2978642 Give Carlos Zambrano 91 million dollars]
*[http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4982604 I think it's time Milton looked at himself in the mirror.]
*[http://www.chicagobreakingbusiness.com/2010/03/cubs-want-huge-illuminated-billboard-at-wrigley-field.html Put a huge billboard up in left field.]  Oh, and the sponsor is [[Toyota]]...double fail.
*Be ESPN or every baseball blog ever and predict them to win the awful NL Central, or if you're feeling especially [[trollface]], tell them they'll win a pennant.
*Remind them they're leading the MLB's road attendance because people got tired of seeing the [[Yankees]] beat their home team.
 
==How to Troll a Cubs Fan==
[[No|Shame on you, haven't they suffered enough?]]
 
==Jokes==
<!-- [[File:Cubs 16.jpg|thumb|This should qualify as [[child abuse]].]] -->
Mark Prior and Frank Thomas both die. God shows Mark Prior around heaven. They finally get to Mark Prior's new house. Its a smaller one bedroom with faded cubs banners and a few hats. God looks at him and says, "Be happy, most people don't even get a house". Prior then looks over on a hill and sees a huge mansion with White Sox flags, banners, jerseys etc.... And Prior says "Why does Frank Thomas get such a nice house and mine is so bad!" God says, "That's not Frank Thomas' house. Its mine".
 
 
ATTENTION FANS...ATTENTION FANS...WILL THE MOTHER WHO LEFT HER NINE KIDS AT WRIGLEY FIELD PLEASE PICK THEM UP?  THEY'RE BEATING THE CUBS 4-1 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH.
 
 
Q: What did Jesus say to the Cubs last time he was on Earth?<br />
A: "Don't do anything til I get back."
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the new Cubs soup?<br />
A: Two sips and then you choke.
 
 
Q: What's the difference between Denny Neagle and a Cubs season ticket holder?<br />
A: Both walk away drunk and in handcuffs, but at least Denny didn't overpay.
 
 
Q: How can you tell it's summer in Chicago?<br />
A: The Cubs are in 4th place.
 
 
Q: What happens the second day of the baseball season?<br />
A: The Cubs are mathematically eliminated from winning the World Series.
 
==Milton Bradley==
 
When one [[google]]s for images of [http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=milton+bradley+cubs&aq=f&aqi=g3&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&start=0 "Milton Bradley Cubs"], they come across a story board. It almost seems unlikely that this wasn't intentional, whether it be by Google or [[google bomb|some really nerdy baseball fans.]]
 
 
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[[Image:Miltonbradley1.jpg|thumb|200px|January 8, [[2009]], a young Milton Bradley earns his very first multi-year contract in his 9 year professional baseball career]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley2.jpg|thumb|200px|...and then promptly forgets how to field]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley3.jpg|thumb|200px|...and bat]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley4.jpg|thumb|200px|Being banished to the bench]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley5.jpg|thumb|200px|Picking a fight with an umpire]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley6.jpg|thumb|200px|Ruining practice]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley7.jpg|thumb|200px|Getting himself together]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley8.jpg|thumb|200px|before inevitably getting pissed off over some shit that doesn't matter]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley9.jpg|thumb|200px|and making an ass out of himself in front of 40,000 people]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley10.jpg|thumb|200px|Whiffing]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley11.jpg|thumb|200px|Thinking about better times]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley12.jpg|thumb|200px|Nevermind, those times sucked too]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley13.jpg|thumb|200px|thinking of a final solution]]|
[[Image:Miltonbradley14.jpg|thumb|200px|[[what|lol]]]]}}
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==They Did It==
 
Somehow the Cubs managed to pull together a decent team that beat the Indians in a World Series ending their 108 year drought. Unforunatley, in 2018 they managed to choke to the fucking Rockies in the NL Wild Card, so lets sit back and wacth this team become the laughing stock of the MLB in the next few years.
 
 
 
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<youtube>tElCUhoEuYU</youtube><br><center>'' No Cubs No! By Steve Bartman and the Billy Goat Band'''</center>|
 
==Quotes==
 
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|There's nothing wrong with this team that more pitching, more fielding and more hitting couldn't help.|Bill Buckner
 
|Noise pollution can't be that much of a problem. There's nothing to cheer about.|State rep. John F. Dunn, arguing for the installation of lights at Wrigley Field
 
|You get tired of looking at garbage in your own backyard.|Cubs manager Lee Elia in 1983 about why the Cubs got rid of so many players. Elia was fired later that same season.
 
|The Cubs were taking batting practice, and the pitching machine threw a no-hitter.|Radio deejay
 
|The only bad thing about being released by the Cubs is that they made me keep my season tickets.|Ken Rietz, ex-Cub third baseman
 
|One thing you learn as a Cubs fan: When you bought your ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.|Joe Garagiola
 
|The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street--a lot of singles, but no action.|Garagiola again
 
|The latest diet is better than the Pritikin Diet. You eat only when the Cubs win.|pianist George Shearing
 
|They look so cute in their little pajama uniforms.|Sheneequa
 
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==Cubs Video==
 
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<youtube>CqHTScDBsDU</youtube><br><center>'''Eddie Vedder trolls Cubs fans.'''</center>|
 
<youtube>quKraecWnTs</youtube><br><center>'''Please stop...believin.'''</center>|
 
<youtube>ODV3aQRNQTk</youtube><br><center>'''Lou Piniella getting tossed out of a game.'''</center>|
 
<youtube>JoumAUfwnI8</youtube><br><center>'''Steve Bartman getting tossed out of Wrigley Field'''</center>|
 
<youtube>S8LAircC2Ss</youtube><br><center>'''A family of Cardinals fans trolling the Cubs.'''</center>|
 
<youtube>j-tT1-9d4fE</youtube><br><center>'''I'm a Cubs Fan - It's who we are, it's what we do.'''</center>|
 
<youtube>cqtgGsaipaM</youtube><br><center>'''Obligatory Hitler video.'''</center>|
 
<youtube>wsELQmqZwAw</youtube><br><center>'''Obligatory Hitler video number 2.'''</center>|
 
 
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==See Also==
 
*[[Fail]]
*[[Loser]]
*[[New York Yankees]] - The polar opposite of this team.
 
==External Links==
 
*[http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=105;t=000312;p=0 Snopes discussion]
*[http://www.cubssuckclub.com Cubs Suck Club]
*[http://www.billygoattavern.com/history.html Billy Goat Tavern homepage]
*[http://chicagocubs.wikia.com/wiki/Chicago_Cubs_Wiki Oh shit, they have a wiki.]
*[http://www.cubschoke.com/ Cubs Choke]
*[http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=26552398168 Facebook page: Biggest Joke in Professional Sports]
*[http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/richard_deitsch/09/25/media.circus/index.html Wait till next year...]
 
 
{{Trolls}}
{{Olympics}}
 
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