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Erectile dysfunction is when you can’t get it up even when there’s a hot chick with her legs spread wide open in front of you. In other words you are no longer a man. If you tell your friends you have it they will laugh and abandon you so it’s probably best you <strike>keep it to yourself.</strike> become An hero. Also, you should get ready for living the rest of your life alone. Your only realistic alternative is to join a cult. | Erectile dysfunction is when you can’t get it up even when there’s a hot chick with her legs spread wide open in front of you. In other words you are no longer a man. If you tell your friends you have it they will laugh and abandon you so it’s probably best you <strike>keep it to yourself.</strike> become [[An hero]]. Also, you should get ready for living the rest of your life alone. Your only realistic alternative is to join a [[cult]]. | ||
Erectile dysfunction has been known to be abbreviated as ED. Despite possible lulzy interpretations, people are usually not referring to this site. | Erectile dysfunction has been known to be abbreviated as ED. Despite possible lulzy interpretations, people are usually not referring to this site. | ||
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== Erectile Dysfunction on the Intarwebs!!! == | == Erectile Dysfunction on the Intarwebs!!! == | ||
People with erectile dysfunction love to talk about their problems on the Internets and reach out for help. This is because everyone who uses the Internets is a more than qualified doctor ready to remedy your problem. The Internets is also filled with pop-ups and spam accusing you of having erectile dysfunction so they can sell you their voodoo medicine to make it all better though everyone knows voodoo gives you cancer. | People with erectile dysfunction love to talk about their problems on the [[Internets]] and reach out for help. This is because everyone who uses the Internets is a more than qualified doctor ready to remedy your problem. The Internets is also filled with [[pop-ups]] and [[spam]] accusing you of having erectile dysfunction so they can sell you their [[voodoo]] medicine to make it all better though everyone knows voodoo gives you cancer. | ||
== Causes == | == Causes == | ||
*Being a fucktard. | *Being a [[fucktard]]. | ||
*Suffering a kick to the groin by a guy wearing iron boots. | *Suffering a kick to the groin by a guy wearing iron boots. | ||
*Losing your genitals in World War Two. | *Losing your genitals in World War Two. | ||
*Diabeetus. | *[[Diabeetus]]. | ||
*Playing Nintendo. | *Playing [[Nintendo]]. | ||
*Having God hate you. | *Having [[God]] hate you. | ||
Revision as of 03:04, 26 April 2011
Erectile dysfunction is when you can’t get it up even when there’s a hot chick with her legs spread wide open in front of you. In other words you are no longer a man. If you tell your friends you have it they will laugh and abandon you so it’s probably best you keep it to yourself. become An hero. Also, you should get ready for living the rest of your life alone. Your only realistic alternative is to join a cult.
Erectile dysfunction has been known to be abbreviated as ED. Despite possible lulzy interpretations, people are usually not referring to this site.
Erectile Dysfunction on the Intarwebs!!!
People with erectile dysfunction love to talk about their problems on the Internets and reach out for help. This is because everyone who uses the Internets is a more than qualified doctor ready to remedy your problem. The Internets is also filled with pop-ups and spam accusing you of having erectile dysfunction so they can sell you their voodoo medicine to make it all better though everyone knows voodoo gives you cancer.