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[[Image:Micspam.jpg|right|thumb|Micspammers are beings of immense power.]] | [[Image:Micspam.jpg|right|thumb|Micspammers are beings of immense power.]] | ||
'''Mic spamming''' is a secret [[Blowjob|technique]] created [[at least 100]] years ago by super trolls. It involves flooding the microphone chat on Steam games or Xbox Live by playing [[ghey]] music, [[Rape|ear raping]], [[Forced meme| forcing memes]], or other fail things that make the other [[faggots]] in the game go [[batshit insane]], all for the sake of great [[lulz]]. Subjects of mic spamming often include Hitler speeches, rick rolls, fresh prince. These are the most cliched and therefore [[unfunny]] things to spam over the mic, and people who do this should be forever regarded as the [[shit]] hole of the internet. A sign of a good mic spammer is not being able to hear anyone else in the server, except for the <strike>occassional</strike> [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|12 year olds]] with their screeching, prepubescent voices that rightfully challenge the spam. | '''Mic spamming''' is a secret [[Blowjob|technique]] created [[at least 100]] years ago by super trolls. It involves flooding the microphone chat on Steam games or Xbox Live by playing [[ghey]] music, [[Rape|ear raping]], [[Forced meme| forcing memes]], or other fail things that make the other [[faggots]] in the game go [[batshit insane]], all for the sake of great [[lulz]]. Subjects of mic spamming often include Hitler speeches, rick rolls, fresh prince. These are the most cliched and therefore [[unfunny]] things to spam over the mic, and people who do this should be forever regarded as the [[shit]] hole of the internet. A sign of a good mic spammer is not being able to hear anyone else in the server, except for the <strike>occassional</strike> [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|12 year olds]] with their screeching, prepubescent voices that rightfully challenge the spam. | ||
== Where to mic spam == | == Where to mic spam == | ||
If you mic spam, there is a large chance you will get [[pwned]] by an admin. So, if you want to be successful, target only the games that contain raging niggers, [[Angry Homo Kid|flaming homos]] and [[republicans]]. Avoid [[Halo]] games, as for some unexplained reason, the people there actually know how to mute [[you]]. | If you mic spam, there is a large chance you will get [[pwned]] by an admin. So, if you want to be successful, target only the games that contain raging [[Black|niggers]], [[Angry Homo Kid|flaming homos]] and [[republicans]]. Avoid [[Halo]] games, [[Divide By Zero|as for some unexplained reason]], the people there actually know how to mute [[you]]. | ||
[[Image:Vehicles deployed.jpg|left|thumb|Intelligence.]] | [[Image:Vehicles deployed.jpg|left|thumb|Intelligence.]] | ||
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Any game made by Valve however, due to them all being glitch-filled fails, are filled with some of the lowest life forms on the [[internet]], and will respond furiously to any agitation. Ironically, [[Retarded|many people on Steam think they are leet h4x0rs]], yet they complain about the true [[Internet Superheroes|internet heroes]] because they're too retarded to know how to mute someone, just showing you what kind of people Steam attracts. | Any game made by [[Valve]] however, due to them all being [[Truth|glitch-filled fails]], are filled with some of the [[Furry|lowest life forms]] on the [[internet]], and will respond furiously to any agitation. Ironically, [[Retarded|many people on Steam think they are leet h4x0rs]], yet they complain about the true [[Internet Superheroes|internet heroes]] because they're too retarded to know how to mute someone, just showing you what kind of people Steam attracts. | ||
== Please don't fail == | == Please don't fail == | ||
Like any other [[Porn|great invention]], there are always people who will make it the oldest and most [[facepalm]]-inducing thing to ever exist on [[teh]] [[internet]]. This has worked to make mic-spamming possibly the gayest thing evar, appealing mainly to little [[aspies]] who, instead of [[An Hero|doing what's right]] decide to try and make other people feel like the miserable pieces of [[shit]] that they are. | Like any other [[Porn|great invention]], there are always people who will make it the oldest and most [[facepalm]]-inducing thing to ever exist on [[teh]] [[internet]]. This has worked to make mic-spamming possibly the gayest thing evar, appealing mainly to little [[aspies]] who, instead of [[An Hero|doing what's right]] decide to try and make other people feel like the miserable pieces of [[shit]] that they are. | ||
[[Image:Facepalm.jpg|right|thumb| | [[Image:Facepalm.jpg|right|thumb|yfw]] | ||
== See also: == | == See also: == | ||
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[[myg0t]] | [[myg0t]] | ||
[[Troll]] | [[Troll]] | ||
[[Jew]] | |||
=External links= | |||
{{youtube|tX6wvohZ_FU|Mic spamming in action}} | |||
{{youtube|qsnR4HaNzo0|HEY GUYS CAN YOU HEAR ME? (aka British kid raging)}} | |||
{{youtube|SPsF0zbbKhk|Also pretty lulzy.}} | |||
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]][[Category:Gaming]][[Category:Trolls]] | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]][[Category:Gaming]][[Category:Trolls]] | ||
Revision as of 00:24, 8 August 2011
Mic spamming is a secret technique created at least 100 years ago by super trolls. It involves flooding the microphone chat on Steam games or Xbox Live by playing ghey music, ear raping, forcing memes, or other fail things that make the other faggots in the game go batshit insane, all for the sake of great lulz. Subjects of mic spamming often include Hitler speeches, rick rolls, fresh prince. These are the most cliched and therefore unfunny things to spam over the mic, and people who do this should be forever regarded as the shit hole of the internet. A sign of a good mic spammer is not being able to hear anyone else in the server, except for the occassional 12 year olds with their screeching, prepubescent voices that rightfully challenge the spam.
Where to mic spam
If you mic spam, there is a large chance you will get pwned by an admin. So, if you want to be successful, target only the games that contain raging niggers, flaming homos and republicans. Avoid Halo games, as for some unexplained reason, the people there actually know how to mute you.
Any game made by Valve however, due to them all being glitch-filled fails, are filled with some of the lowest life forms on the internet, and will respond furiously to any agitation. Ironically, many people on Steam think they are leet h4x0rs, yet they complain about the true internet heroes because they're too retarded to know how to mute someone, just showing you what kind of people Steam attracts.
Please don't fail
Like any other great invention, there are always people who will make it the oldest and most facepalm-inducing thing to ever exist on teh internet. This has worked to make mic-spamming possibly the gayest thing evar, appealing mainly to little aspies who, instead of doing what's right decide to try and make other people feel like the miserable pieces of shit that they are.
