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Jared Milton is some faggot who, on March 16, 2011, uploaded the following video, declaring a war on "Justin Bieber Haters": | Jared Milton is some faggot who, on March 16, 2011, uploaded the following video, declaring a war on "Justin Bieber Haters": | ||
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=="MY DAD WILL HACK YOU"== | =="MY DAD WILL HACK YOU"== | ||
It would seem that the constant trolling has finally gotten to little Jared. On [[Last Thursday|June 4th of 2011,]] Jared uploaded a video threatening the trolls with [[CSIII|hacks]], courtesy of his [[dad]], thus elevating himself in the eyes of /b/ to official lolcow status. | It would seem that the constant trolling has finally gotten to little Jared. On [[Last Thursday|June 4th of 2011,]] Jared uploaded a video threatening the trolls with [[CSIII|hacks]], courtesy of his [[dad]], thus elevating himself in the eyes of /b/ to official lolcow status. In other words, it's the same old song and dance, and as usual, Jared has [[Fail|deliver on any of his threats.]] | ||
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Revision as of 19:43, 10 June 2011
Jared Milton is some faggot who, on March 16, 2011, uploaded the following video, declaring a war on "Justin Bieber Haters":
Apparently, that didn't go so well, because on April 20, he uploaded this video bawwwwing about how people are prank calling him, how he has recieved numerous death threats, how people hacked his site, and how his only supporter is Justin Bieber's PR guy. He also claimed that his father works for microsoft, and that he is going to backtrace everyone who fucked with him. He also declares that he has already won, and that we're all fucked.
Trolling
Trolling this little cocksucker is incredibly easy, apparently. If you can't think of anything, here are some suggestions:
- call him a nigger
- hack his site
- insult Justin Bieber
- prank call him
- threaten to murder him
- Send him pizzas
- Threaten his family
"MY DAD WILL HACK YOU"
It would seem that the constant trolling has finally gotten to little Jared. On June 4th of 2011, Jared uploaded a video threatening the trolls with hacks, courtesy of his dad, thus elevating himself in the eyes of /b/ to official lolcow status. In other words, it's the same old song and dance, and as usual, Jared has deliver on any of his threats.
Ever since, he has been constantly flooded with prank calls, death threats, and accusations of being inbred. Jared presses on, however, determined to stand up for oppressed shemale child stars worldwide in the face of non-stop ridicule. Fight on, Jared, fight on.
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