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Justin Bieber's Knight in Shining Armor
Jared Milton is some faggot who, on March 16, 2011, uploaded the following video, declaring a war on "Justin Bieber Haters":
Apparently, that didn't go so well, because on April 20, he uploaded this video bawwwwing about how people are prank calling him, how he has recieved numerous death threats, how people hacked his site, and how his only supporter is Justin Bieber's PR guy. He also claimed that his father works for microsoft, and that he is going to backtrace everyone who fucked with him. He also declares that he has already won, and that we're all fucked.
Trolling
Trolling this little cocksucker is incredibly easy, apparently. If you can't think of anything, here are some suggestions:
- call him a nigger
- hack his site
- insult Justin Bieber
- prank call him
- threaten to murder him
- Send him pizzas
- Threaten his family
- Send him muslims
Deleted YouTube Faggotry
Though dear Milton deleted these videos from his youtube channel pretty quickly for obvious reasons, we all know better; once on the internet it stays on the internet.
Previous Video | Next Video
"MY DAD WILL HACK YOU"
It would seem that the constant trolling has finally gotten to little Jared. On June 4th of 2011, Jared uploaded a video threatening the trolls with hacks, courtesy of his dad, thus elevating himself in the eyes of /b/ to official lolcow status. In other words, it's the same old song and dance, and as usual, Jared has yet to deliver on any of his threats.
Ever since, he has been constantly flooded with prank calls, death threats, and accusations of being inbred. Jared remains undeterred, however, determined to stand up for oppressed shemale child stars worldwide in the face of non-stop ridicule. Fight on, Jared, fight on.
HE KILLED THE DOG
Also, he killed the poor dog. Possibly for being more of a man than Jared could ever accomplish in his life.
Dox
- 19 Lower Wigan Road
- Standish Lower Ground
- Wigan, Lancashire, United Kingdom
- Home: 01257252449
- Mobile: 07526492908
- School: The Deanery Church of England High School
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