MolecularMageXD

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and you thought Dream's mask thing was cringe, oh boy...
Molecular Mage
Also Known As	Mage, MageXD, MageXDGOD, uioik
Birthday	January 21
YouTube	MolecularMageXD
Instagram	molecularmagexd
YouTube Alt	uioik tryhard

MolecularMageXD (also known as Mage, MageXD, MageXDGOD, (rumored to be) Anthony James Kelchner, uioik and uioik tryhard) is a GTA youtuber who's more commonly known to subsist thanks to petty drama and childish back-and-forths with anyone who looks at him funny, which is an extremely fancy way of saying that he's the epitome of what makes a bottom feeding waste of oxygen and resources.

Just like most bloodsucking leeches, Mage is not alone in his endeavour of being the most annoying parasite on the noxious, blightful and putrid ecosystem of the GTA Online community, depending on other hotheaded, self-described "Tryhards" to survive, like LeroyDun, HummerGuy and JKGAm3rs (also known as ADIDAS), who's the most notorious of the bunch.

Although this description of Mage might sound generic, since "toxic tryhard" and "drama" are meaningless buzzwords at this point in time, what makes Mage different from the rest of the drama feeding organisms that dwell on the depths of Youtube and make up like 80% of the site's total population, Mage is known to be quite volatile and lulzworthy due to his extremely childish responses and the fake bravado he puts on, which he proudly displays with his self-proclaimed "PROFESSIONAL ASSHOLE" attitude, he's also a very histrionic attention whore, making any and all situation center around him, devolving any conflict no matter how civil, to insults, emojis, and flashy/trashy youtube thumbnails.

Origins

The first known video uploaded to Mage's channel was uploaded on November 16, 2017, a regular stunt clip on the (in)famous game of GTA Online. Afterwards, his channel slowly rose to (relative) popularity by engaging in his titular tryhard behaviour.

On February 28, 2018,he started with his flagship style of content, where he engaged in "owning" a small streamer known as Worsfoldd, a situation he would milk , albeit not to the extent of modern, 2019-2021 Mage, but he would "ride the high" of this event, as shown by his intros on March 11, 2018

The first signs of what will soon be one of his most defining traits, his overinflated (and easily bruised) ego, manifested in a video posted on April 3rd, 2018, titled "Evolution of MolecularMageXD into a bad@$$"

After this upload, his content started drifting to what creatively bankrupt mouthbreathers tend to drift towards: clickbait and "exposing" videos, one of the most famous of this type of exposé, is his "Battling the Most Pathetic Tryhard Hunters in GTA Online" in which he fights another GTA Youtuber, called NitrixWarlord, self proclaimed "Tryhard Hunter", said shitshow went on for months, after being hit by backlash from Nitrix fans, he would use said backlash to continue to milk the situation, this cycle of playing the victim and milking situations for exorbitant amounts of time would become essential part of his personality and channel.

Nitrix wouldn't be the first or the last youtuber to fall for Mage's endless cycle of whining, many other content creators like Astro Soup, LowkeyX, etc would fall for the vicious cycle. Mage briefly jumped into the PewDiePie vs T-Series bandwagon by reporting on the "conflict", dickriding Felix and using tits on the thumbnail to easily attract the attention of little kids starting puberty or mindless degenerates browsing Youtube in search for that small rush of dopamine at spotting breasts or asses on youtube thumbnails.

After this point, most of Mage's channel would follow the same formula, the "Seasonal Drama" he would either start, or insert himself into and then proceed to milk for revenue scraps, and long, uncut GTAO footage of Mage regurgitating stream-of-consciousness bullshit to underage fans for literal hours on end.

Personality

As detailed above, there are plenty of ways to describe this waste of biomass, a mouth breather, a sped, an attention whore, a narcissist, one of the main characteristics he displays is his immaturity, unable to engage in any kind of discussion without acting like a special needs adult who has evaded his tard wrangler long enough to get a hold of the daycare center's computer, sprinkling most of his messages with enough emojis to make a 20y/o white bitch blush.

Another one of his defining character traits, as previously mentioned, is his ability to make a giant 100km x 100km sinkhole out of the tiniest hole known to man, endlessly going on and on against anyone who breathes towards his general direction, from youtube videos, to comments, his inability to let shit go can lead to massive lulz if handled correctly, although he has a tendency to run away and hide whenever he's backed to a corner, refusing to reply to any further comments.

His retardation masquerading as toughness and overblown ego are one of Mage's main defense/coping mechanisms, by believing he's "hot shit", he falsely believes people will just avoid engaging with him "in fear of ending ridiculed by the great and almighty MageXD GOD " (although engaging with him if handled incorrectly will end up in a feedback loop of shitflinging and neuron death, one of the main reasons he's still relevant, since the GTAO community isnt well known for its high IQ, something that has enabled, and continues to enable Mage).

Appearance/Personal Info

Mage's most defining look is his Walmart bought Scream mask , which he has defaced by writing random bullshit on it with a marker, like the names of any poor bastard who had the displeasure or bad luck of ending up in one of his endless shitcycles, and shit like "who's your daddy" this look, evocative of the "we r legun" days of Anonymous, is a small glimpse inside Mage's mind, the childish edginess, mixed with his overinflated ego and his utter disconnect from reality , mixes perfectly to form the perfect manchild and your average GTAO player.

Doxx

on January 6th, 2021, a Doxbin [[1]] entry titled "MOLECULAR MAGE XD DOXX" was published, presumably posted by a disgruntled player of his crew, the entry detailed Mage's name, Anthony James Kelchner, 33 years old, living in Michigan, although the veracity of this entry is extremely dubious, Mage gets weirdly defensive whenever the name Anthony pops up, claiming that that's the name of a friend of his, it is not known if the Doxx is (half) right, and Mage's name is actually Anthony, and his "friend" might or might not be real, or if he's actually right, and Anthony is just some random member of his crew of manchildren, there are also some hearsay about Mage being dutch, which, if true would make the doxx completely fake

Additional Info

His Youtube alt: uioik tryhard

His Discord: Molecular MageXD#2637

His Discord Server: discord.gg/veA8sRm

His Discord Alt: Red Dead Casual#7527

Images

your average ""argument"" with mage

Imagine unironically using ragecomics in 2021

His most popular video to date

Mage and Adidas engaging in foreplay in public

tits fuckin' everywhere

Mage in a nutshell

See Also

• Aspies
• Internet Tough Guy
• Lolcow
• GTA V