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[[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg |thumb| |right| |200px| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]] | [[File:Oldestfoxconnworker.jpeg |thumb| |right| |200px| Oldest (and happiest looking) foxconn worker ever discovered]] | ||
'''Foxconn''' is a child slave labor camp owned by [[ apple | crapple]] and | '''Foxconn''' is a child slave labor camp owned by [[ apple | crapple]] and its non-existent investors. It is best known for making [[IPads | shitty useless products]] used by brainwashed [[Scientologists]] who don't understand how to use a '''real computer.''' | ||
==Racism== | ==Racism== | ||
Foxconn will only hire [[Asian]] children to work at their labor camp. Anyone | Foxconn will only hire [[Asian]] children to work at their labor camp. Anyone who is 17 years or older or is not [[Asian]] will get sent off with a fine. ([[Niggers]] who apply usually just get shot. But that doesn't matter because the only [[Tom_Cruise | nigger]] that has ever been to Asia is [[Will_Smith | Will Smith's]] son when [http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-karate-kid/4857 she was pretending to be a good actor while being recorded for the low-budget Karate Kid crap Columbia Pictures uses as an excuse for a movie]) | ||
==Child Labor== | ==Child Labor== | ||
[[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg |thumb| |right| |200px| Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that]] | [[File:SteveJobsNotSure.jpeg |thumb| |right| |200px| Umm. No. We aren't affiliated with that]] | ||
Even though this isn't really a bad thing, Foxconn hires [[Asian | slanted eye children]] to do hardcore labor when working at their "''factory''". The [[Asian | slanted eye children]] that behave | Even though this isn't really a bad thing, Foxconn hires [[Asian | slanted eye children]] to do hardcore labor when working at their "''factory''". The [[Asian | slanted eye children]] that behave excellently and above average get a generous slice of gum for every 5 hours of worshiping "The Forbidden Apple" and giving rectum massages to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though '''every single slanted eye child that works at foxconn deserves it''', some of the employees at crapple don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it. | ||
<center>'''Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn.'''<br><youtube>vbS3Y-2zHtg</youtube><br></center> | <center>'''Average Foxconn Employee after growing too old to work at Foxconn.'''<br><youtube>vbS3Y-2zHtg</youtube><br></center> | ||
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==High Quality Products== | ==High Quality Products== | ||
Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. If you buy an iPod Touch Yourself and open the box to find a rock with a smiley face drawn on it, your not getting a refund and everyone will think | Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. If you buy an iPod Touch Yourself and open the box to find a rock with a smiley face drawn on it, your not getting a refund and everyone will think you're crazy after trying to explain yourself. You crazy bastard. And if your damn sleep button gets jammed don't expect that to get covered on your '''non-existent warranty that really doesn't cover anything. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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Foxconn is a child slave labor camp owned by crapple and its non-existent investors. It is best known for making shitty useless products used by brainwashed Scientologists who don't understand how to use a real computer.
Racism
Foxconn will only hire Asian children to work at their labor camp. Anyone who is 17 years or older or is not Asian will get sent off with a fine. (Niggers who apply usually just get shot. But that doesn't matter because the only nigger that has ever been to Asia is Will Smith's son when she was pretending to be a good actor while being recorded for the low-budget Karate Kid crap Columbia Pictures uses as an excuse for a movie)
Child Labor
Even though this isn't really a bad thing, Foxconn hires slanted eye children to do hardcore labor when working at their "factory". The slanted eye children that behave excellently and above average get a generous slice of gum for every 5 hours of worshiping "The Forbidden Apple" and giving rectum massages to the Steve Jobs action figures they secretly manufacture. Even though every single slanted eye child that works at foxconn deserves it, some of the employees at crapple don't appreciate the fair, humane, and completely acceptable behavior foxconn continuously shows towards their 6 year-old employees. They usually get fired after the first or second time complaining about it.
Relaxed Work Experience
If you ask anyone who knows anything about Foxconn, they will surely tell you the great and easy, relaxed working condition kids get to work in at the "factory". Working conditions are so relaxed, only about 500 kids commit suicide every year from working barely at all. This is mainly due to Encyclopedia Dramatica being blocked on their shitty linux computers that lag like hell due to the fact they cost about 2 freaking dollars or that they stole it from a nigger.
High Quality Products
Foxconn is known for making the shittiest products of all time. If you buy an iPod Touch Yourself and open the box to find a rock with a smiley face drawn on it, your not getting a refund and everyone will think you're crazy after trying to explain yourself. You crazy bastard. And if your damn sleep button gets jammed don't expect that to get covered on your non-existent warranty that really doesn't cover anything.
See Also
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Foxconn is part of a series on Visit the Truth Portal for complete coverage. |
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Foxconn is part of a series on Visit the Softwarez Portal for complete coverage. |
          
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