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JustinRPG (real name Justin M. Coolidge) is a pokemon-obsessed manchild who claims to be 50% cat, 50% human, and married to the pokemon Reshiram. Besides making several copyright-infringing photo manipulations for his DeviantArt page featuring him interacting with pokemon, JustinRPG is known for his willingness to do whatever the fictional creatures tell him, perhaps illustrated best in an image in which he is ordered to eat Moltres' shit.

His love for pokemon seems to know no bounds. He has spliced them into photographs of himself, written stories about his relationships with them, and composed songs dedicated to them. He operates mainly on DeviantArt, but can also be found on Twitter, as well as 789chan, fruitlessly trying to defend his sick fetishes.

Marriage to Reshiram

Despite pokemon not having visible genitalia (not to mention the fact that they aren't fucking real), Justin is head-over-heels in love with Reshiram. Justin has written lengthy stories describing his dream world, in which no one looks down on him for his beastialic marriage. In this one, Justin lists off the various things that make Reshiram attractive to him: Reshiram, being a fire type pokemon, keeps Justin warm in the winter time; the protection Reshiram's "legendary" status offers Justin is a plus ("80% of Pokémon are liable to take a human down in one attack," Justin claims); the fact that Justin and Reshiram repeatedly interrupt each other with the same words is apparently a major turn-on (?), and the debt Reshiram feels to Justin for having been freed by him from some trap keeps her in a perpetual state of servitude.

“	"So, being married to a legendary Pokémon, not to mention she is a lot bigger than you and a lot more powerful too, does it make living, life, and activities harder to do together?" asked the announcer. "No actually, it makes it more interesting," Justin answered. "Especially the love making."	„
—JustinRPG

Linear Pair of Angles

"Linear Pair of Angles" is the name Justin goes by when he becomes a "musician." So far two of his songs devoted to pokemon have surfaced. The first is "12 Legendary Pokemon of Christmas," a cover of the classic Christmas song, only with rambling, out-of-tune singing that's just dripping with autism.

His second song, and perhaps his most well-known, is "I Love Reshiram (Married to Reshiram)," a heartfelt tribute to the object of his masturbatory fantasies. It's better experienced than explained.

Stories

Justin is also a ~~very good book writer as well.~~ porn fic writer. You can see it for yourself below.

this story is about a male human and a female Reshiram titled:

Reshiram's Sex slave

Reshiram: Time to get up Justin Coolidge, 8 AM, time for another day of sex, sex slave

Justin: Another day, day 77 out 365, 288 more days of being your sex slave, Reshiram, If I can last the rest of the 288, I get 1 Million dollars!!!

Reshiram: Yes, I know, You sold yourself to me as a sex slave, I have never seen anybody do this with a Reshiram!

Justin: Yes Reshiram, the guy who did the same thing for a female Meganium inspired me!!

Reshiram: We got our talking done, and now on to the sex.

Justin: Yes, Reshiram!

Reshiram: You can start by licking my vagina.

Justin: As you wish.

Narrator: Justin start licking Reshiram's vagina in very fast licks

Reshiram: Keep going at it Justin, the timer is set for 30 minutes, when that goes off, we'll move to intercourse.

Narrator: 15 minutes later...

Reshiram: Ooooh I'm cumming, continue to lick Justin, I don't care if my female ejaculation is coming out of my vagina, you still have 15 more minutes to lick my vagina...

Narrator: Justin continues to lick Reshiram's vagina while Reshiram's female ejaculation is squirting out and lots of it gets into Justin's mouth.

Reshiram: Now You must swallow all that cumm in your mouth, Justin

Justin: Ugh, GULP!!

Narrator: After the rest of the 15 minutes of Justin Licking Reshiram's vagina.

Reshiram: Now put your penis into my vagina and fuck me hard!!!

Narrator: Justin puts his penis into Reshiram's vagina and moves it up and down.

Reshiram: Oh, Justin, Oh Justin, oh, Justin, Oh Justin,oh, Justin, Oh Justin, you fuck so good!

Justin: Hey, this actually feels good! I actually like fucking a Vast White Pokemon, Reshiram! even though you are a dragon / fire type Pokemon, and I am just a human! Not to mention, your are twice as tall and, WAY bigger than me!!!

Reshiram: oh, Thank You Justin!! Just keep on fucking me!!!

Justin: I will definitely make the rest of the 288 days!!! I'l be a millionaire, and may even go another year for free!! I can get used to this!!

Reshiram: You would do that for me?

Justin: For you Reshiram! Yes, sexy Vast White Pokemon

Reshiram: Stop saying Vast White Pokemon, you are embarrassing me!!

Justin: Sorry,

Narrator: While Reshiram, & Justin were talking and having sex, Reshiram has an orgasm, Reshiram's vagina squeezes Justin's penis

Reshiram: Ooooooooooooh YES!! JUSTIN!!!!

Reshiram: Another hour of sex, Justin?

Justin: Yes, Reshiram

Narrator: Reshiram & Justin have sex for another hour!

Reshiram: One hour break, and we'll start the whole thing over again!!