Kotakoti

Kotakoti = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.

No Photoshop here lol

One of the images that first caught Anon's attention, the subject of our attentions face having shrank mysteriously into her head in one shot

Seems Legit

It's well known that her face changes it's basic anatomy in every single photo, but sometimes a bad one will slip through anyway

Somebody take this bitches copy of Photoshop away from her

Dox

There's a reason she doesn't move her fat, fetal alcoholic head in any of her videos

The real face of Dakota Ostrenga

Just for clarification, she hasn't had rhinoplasty at all; the bridge of her nose just sank into her face naturally

Kotakoti, also known as Dakota Rose (real name Dakota Ostrenga), is Kiki Kannibal's younger, slightly more fuckable, suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a drunk) and serial Photoshop abusing sister. First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal Buzznet shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, whore sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on 4chan's cosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".

Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup and Photoshop in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become thin and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.

She has yet to be signed. At all. By anybody.

Introduction to Kotakoti

The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's 100% real, and by 100% we mean she lies about fucking everything. Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "pedophile lesbians".

Dakota has spent her time over the last year well, furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully angled photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her desperation to be noticed by anybody. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the Asian Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable loli's.

Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an inferior Asian countries news slot and not the kawaii Japanese national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous loli you know.

"I can't believe I missed that infomercial on dog sweaters.." Since being aired on wing-wong local news, Dakota has taken to lying about her age fervently in a desperate attempt to gain favour with her Asian fans, who won't touch anything older then 8 with a chopstick. Ages can range anywhere from 15 to 18, though it's mostly 16 years old on a good day. It seems that nobody has yet thought to question her varying ages, even despite Dakota uploading an image of herself blowing out the candles on an "18th" birthday cake. Youtube and Tumblr users have been seen attempting to leave comments questioning the validity of her looks, only having found them to be hastily removed by none other then Kotakoti herself. Past inquiries have yielded mixed results, Dakota having once revealed that she does in fact wear hair extensions and false eyelashes; has since backtracked completely and deleted all evidence of her having ever said so. There has been speculation regarding the condition of her eyes, which appear to change shape and colour entirely at random, however Dakota has stated that she not wear circle lenses so it must be true. Of course nobody will be able to provide you with caps of her saying any of this on account of her deleting fucking everything. You can typically find Dakota hanging out at home alone, Twittering back and forth a slurry of racist and homophobic slurs with her only friend and sister, Kiki Kannibal. You can also typically find Dakota hanging out at home alone, furiously deleting any evidence of her racist and homophobic slurs in a pathetic attempt of covering up all evidence of her being a massive, beak-nosed cunt. A /cgl/ Anon recounts her experiences with Dakota Background Dakota Rose, poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 2012, holding up a self portrait Previously mentioned as being the younger sister of haggard, past-it camwhore, Kiki Kannibal (Kristen Ostrenga), Dakota Rose's life has been laced with drama, lies (mostly theirs), a supposed statutory rape, a man dying as a direct result from supposed statutory rape, foreclosure and a shit load of hefty fines. When it comes to being white trash, the Ostrengas pretty much wrote the definition. Her parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, encouraged Kirsten and Dakota from a young age into competitive whoring, with it being discovered that her incestuous, pedophile father had actually taken the majority of half-naked, sexually suggestive photographs of his daughters. Cathy Tierney Ostrenga is particularly well recognized in the Kiki Kannibal/Dakota Rose drama, having made it her personal mission to seek out and destroy cover up any defamatory material regarding her daughters. It should be noted that the majority of content Cathy has sought to destroy is in fact videos/images that the Ostrenga sister have personally made public themselves. Said content includes screencaps and videos of Kiki and Dakota ranting about the gay, black and mentally/physically handicapped and disgusting nudes. Getting in contact with Cathy and Scott Ostrenga is easier then ever nowadays! All you have to do is follow these simple instructions below: 01. Acquire defamatory and/or damaging material involving Kiki and/or Dakota (this is not hard on account of how big, dumb and slutty these siblings are) 02. Submit defamatory and/or damaging material involving Kiki and/or Dakota to the internet and proceed to distibute expeditiously 03. Wait 30-60 mins 04. Sit back and chuckle obnoxiously as the DMCA violations and threats to sue begin rolling in!     “   GEH. step off pedophile lesbian.   „     —Dakota Ostrenga, in response to a girl calling her beautiful     “   lmao! sounds like you're spewing nonsense just for the hell of it! This is the first time I've talked about using brands ever. relax yourself. I've used all of those products for at least one year. don't tell me I've done shit I never did.   „     —Kotakoti becoming aggressive and backtracking on her supposed vegetarianism when question about her using animal tested makeup products.     “   Get the fuck out, I don’t like lesbians   „     —Kotakoti on receiving a compliment     “   I don’t want people to start hitting on me because they think I’m a lesbian cause of you. I will vomit! I will vomit all over the place.   „     —Kotakoti on receiving even more compliments     “   You’re either gay or a baby. I’m guessing you’re a baby   „         “   I’m sorry I called your son a fag, basically. You’re not a fag you’re just a baby   „     Previous Quote | Next Quote Kotakoti, Aspiring Artist Recently Dakota has decided that, having failed at most everything she's been tasked with in life, that she'll instead turn to the exciting world of art! You know, that thing people do when they're no good at anything else. The deep, informative work you see to the left can be yours for the meagre price of only $540.00, and don't let the fact that you'll be Dakota's first customer of the last 4 years since she created those monstrosities put you off. It is suspected that Dakota actually uses her own Photoshopped visage as a template for her art. It should also be noted that Dakota doesn't actually create most of the artwork on display, instead choosing to plagiarize stock images and editing them with filters and wizard skills. Said artwork can be found at Kiki Kannibal Store, Kirsten Ostrenga's personal site that she uses to sell her sparkly lanyards. Trouble at the Ostrenga Household In late 2010, Kirsten and Dakota proved their fuckery of a life and their parents' terrible parenting by having a domestic dispute that was only resolved when the police were eventually called to the household. In early 2011, the Ostrengas were pressing for any hope of their daughters being recognized in an attempt to get paid for being deadbeats so they reached out to Rolling Stone Magazine and in return, Kiki was whiteknighted by having text written among underage half naked photoshopped photos of her corpse. The article painted Kiki in a bias light and many comments blamed failed parenting, outed Kiki's true side that wasn't mentioned, and called-out the "journalist's" biased whiteknightmenship. Kirsten tried to get her make-believe army to fight her lies for her, but nobody who followed her bothered doing so. Clearly, this pissed off Cathy Ostrenga who had RS remove comments before taking the option away entirely after realising that the comments were full of the ugly truth. Cathy Ostrenga eventually created an account to post in a livejournal snark community, that is notorious for calling Kirsten out on her bullshit, with optimism that the community would help in her obsession with building a case against Chris Stone - she was mocked. RS mentioned Kiki's desperation for online fame even after her path drove her shitty parents into bankruptcy and foreclosure, having quoted her, "If you take me off the Internet, the bullies will win." RS was quick to claim one of Kiki's former boyfriends (now dead) as a rapist, regardless of the fact that Cathy Ostrenga had already been caught lying in official documents. Reminisce of the evidence used on the article's comments still exist, though Cathy has gone through the depths of the internet to get her daughter's own wrong-doings baleeted claiming copyright infringement on behalf of some dead-end, laughable 'company'. Financial Crisis: The Ostrengas Are Broke Cathy Ostrenga's obsession is too focused on deleting her daughters' online asshatness that Cathy and Scott Ostrenga didn't realise their financial court records are published online for the world to see. 2010 marked the year that the internet laughed when the Ostrengas sacrificed their non-existent dignity to a delusional internet dream for their daughters by filing bankruptcy and having their home foreclosed after paying a pathetic $11,500 on their house. They further proved they had no concept of money and real life by becoming too retarded to mow their lawn, which landed them more hefty fines. Though 2010 was a golden year for the Ostrengas' finances, they'd actually began their financial retardation in 2006 after they forgot how to pay for a $1,000 hospital bill that Kiki racked up from poor nutrition and starving her body at her mother's demand. The Ostrenga family is currently mooching off one of their relatives, while Kirsten Ostrenga and Dakota Ostrenga continue spending their father's negative amount of money to purchase designer clothes and instruments only so Kiki and Dakota can update their Twitter's about it. Don't let mommy Ostrenga see these.. About missing Pics "Yes, my eyelashes are 100% real, I don't ever wear extensions". She doesn't wear circle lenses either guys. The original Photoshopped image that made Cathy Ostrenga go turbo-psycho in her attempts to remove it. Dakota claims to be only 15.. of course that would explain the number 18 on her birthday cake. [Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery] Signs of fetal alcohol syndrome may include: a short, upturned nose, indistinct philtrum, flattened cheekbones, a wide, flat forehead.. "Real life Barbie" "Dakota Rose, Photoshop? Nawww!" Kirsten (Kiki) and Dakota stripping on webcam, as is to be expected of cum-hungry, scene-whores. Pictured with their grandma. I guess being a scene whore really does run in the family "I don't use Photoshop, it's fucking lights and mirrors!" Dakota back in her Scene-kid days About missing Pics [Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery] Known Aliases & Accounts Dakota Ostrenga Kotakoti Koti Rose Dakota Rose Personal Blog This is where she posts pictures of her face. No, really. Just her face. Myspace Twitter Youtube (screened comments, so you don't get to say anything mean/honest) Tumblr blog documenting the Ostrenga family retardedness See also Kiki Kannibal Anorexia Weeaboo Wapanese Delusional Attention Whore Histrionic Personality Disorder Unwarranted Self-Importance Kotakoti is part of a series on Whores Visit the Whores Portal for complete coverage.