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After the attention began rolling in, Dakota once again changed her attitude and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her [http://oi44.tinypic.com/2zixy0x.jpg formspring]. | After the attention began rolling in from overseas, Dakota once again changed her attitude in a frivolous attempt to appeal to her Asian "fans" and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her [http://oi44.tinypic.com/2zixy0x.jpg formspring]. She had since gone from posting profanity, racism, homophobia and openly behaving like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace to reblogging her overly Photoshopped visage again and again and again. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer <del>questions</del> compliments by [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/7/70/Kotakoti_Dakota_Rose_Ostrenga_Liar_Rancid.jpg '''"asskissers"''']. | ||
She | Dakota's bullshit first began when the original Chinese news video came and made the mistake of believing that her tumblr actually had a purpose. She has since begun to masquerade as a decent human being, pretending to abandon her cunt attitude and instead replace it with this flimsy façade of innocence, frailty and purity. She achieves this by recording and uploading videos of her [[Magibon|waving and blinking like a kawaii, little, Asian girl.]] | ||
The "Truth" video that was posted on youtube using a series of videos ''they made themselves'' was deleted by the Kiki Kannibal Corporation. But here is a [http://oi41.tinypic.com/wrclqt.jpg "screencap"] of what it had. It was mostly them talking about fags and lesbians. Dakota's voice sounded like a [[man]] the whole time, no wonder she doesn't talk in the new videos. | The "Truth" video that was posted on youtube using a series of videos ''they made themselves'' was deleted by the Kiki Kannibal Corporation. But here is a [http://oi41.tinypic.com/wrclqt.jpg "screencap"] of what it had. It was mostly them talking about fags and lesbians. Dakota's voice sounded like a [[man]] the whole time, no wonder she doesn't talk in the new videos. | ||
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==Trouble at the Ostrenga Household== | |||
In late 2010, Kirsten and Dakota proved their fuckery of a life and their parents' terrible parenting by having a [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/2/22/KikiFamilyProbssm.png domestic dispute] that was only resolved when the [[police]] were eventually called to the household. | |||
In early 2011, the Ostrengas were pressing for any [[desperate|hope]] of their daughters being [[attention whore|recognized]] in an attempt to get paid for being [[loser|deadbeats]] so they reached out to [http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415 Rolling Stone Magazine] and in return, Kiki was [[whiteknight|whiteknighted]] by having text written among underage [[whore|half naked]] photoshopped photos of her corpse. The article painted Kiki in a bias light and many comments blamed failed parenting, outed Kiki's true side that wasn't mentioned, and called-out the "journalist's" [[bullshit|biased whiteknightmenship]]. Kirsten tried to get her make-believe army to [http://i56.tinypic.com/wlwtg2.jpg fight her lies] for her, but nobody who followed her bothered doing so. Clearly, this [[rage|pissed]] off [[psychopath|Cathy Ostrenga]] who had RS remove comments before taking the option away entirely after realising that the comments were full of the ugly truth. Cathy Ostrenga eventually [http://i55.tinypic.com/enkom.png created an account] to post in a livejournal [[snark]] community, that is notorious for [[trolling|calling]] Kirsten out on her bullshit, with optimism that the community would help in her obsession with building a case against [[Chris Stone]] - she was mocked. RS mentioned Kiki's desperation for online fame even after her path drove her [[useless|shitty parents]] into bankruptcy and foreclosure, having quoted her, ''"If you take me off the Internet, the bullies will win."'' RS was quick to claim one of Kiki's former boyfriends (now dead) as a rapist, regardless of the fact that Cathy Ostrenga had already been [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/f/f7/CathyostrengaRapeLIE.png caught lying in official documents]. Reminisce of [http://i53.tinypic.com/2i6gfwm.png the evidence] used on the article's comments still exist, though Cathy has gone through the [[detective|depths]] of the internet to get her daughter's own wrong-doings [[baleet|baleeted]] claiming [http://i52.tinypic.com/3466zr4.png copyright infringement] on behalf of some [[trying too hard|dead-end, laughable]] 'company'. | |||
==Financial Crisis: The Ostrengas Are Broke== | |||
Cathy Ostrenga's obsession is too focused on deleting her daughters' online [[fail|asshatness]] that Cathy and Scott Ostrenga didn't realise their [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/0/06/OstrengaFinancialRetarded.png financial court records] are published online for the [[troll|world]] to see. 2010 marked the year that the [[trolls|internet]] laughed when the Ostrengas sacrificed their non-existent dignity to a delusional internet dream for their [[internet asshole|daughters]] by filing bankruptcy and having their home foreclosed after paying a pathetic [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/1/1a/OstrengaForeclosureRecord.jpg $11,500 on their house]. They further proved they had no concept of money and [[irl|real life]] by becoming too retarded to mow their lawn, which landed them [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/3/39/OstrengaForeclosureRecord1.jpg more hefty fines]. Though 2010 was a golden year for the Ostrengas' finances, they'd actually began their financial [[retard|retardation]] in 2006 after they forgot how to pay for a [http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/8/8b/Kikihospital.jpg $1,000 hospital bill] that Kiki racked up from poor nutrition and starving her body at her mother's demand. | |||
The Ostrenga family is currently mooching off one of their [[incest|relatives]], while [[lesbians|Kirsten Ostrenga and Dakota Ostrenga]] continue spending their father's negative amount of money to purchase designer clothes and instruments only so Kiki and Dakota can [[attention whore|update their Twitter's]] about it. | |||
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==Dakota Ostrenga, Copyright Lies Exposed== | |||
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* [http://twitter.com/dakotakoti Twitter] | * [http://twitter.com/dakotakoti Twitter] | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/dakotakoti Youtube] | * [http://www.youtube.com/user/dakotakoti Youtube] | ||
* [http:// | * [http://prettyuglylittleliar.tumblr.com/ Pretty Ugly Little Liar] Tumblr diligently devoted to uncovering Dakota's asshattery | ||
* [http:// | * [http://sometimesthingshappenontumblr.tumblr.com/tagged/dakota-ostrenga Welcome to the truth and lulz] Another Tumblr blog documenting the Ostrenga family retardedness | ||
== See also == | == See also == |
Revision as of 23:10, 29 January 2012
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Kotakoti, also known as Dakota Rose (real name Dakota Ostrenga), is Kiki Kannibal's younger, slightly more fuckable (Not really. Her mouth is too small, forehead is too massive. She'll cut you with her beak nose and razor sharp chin before she flies away with her monkey-dumbo ears.), suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a drunk) and serial Photoshop abusing sister.
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal Buzznet shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, whore sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on 4chan's cosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".
Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup and Photoshop in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become thin and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.
She has yet to be signed. At all. By anybody.
Introduction to Kotakoti
The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's 100% real, and by 100% we mean she lies about fucking everything. Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "pedophile lesbians".
Dakota has spent her time over the last year well, furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully angled photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her desperation to be noticed by anybody. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the Asian Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable loli's.
Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an inferior Asian countries news slot and not the kawaii Japanese national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous loli you know.
After the attention began rolling in from overseas, Dakota once again changed her attitude in a frivolous attempt to appeal to her Asian "fans" and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her formspring. She had since gone from posting profanity, racism, homophobia and openly behaving like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace to reblogging her overly Photoshopped visage again and again and again. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer questions compliments by "asskissers".
Dakota's bullshit first began when the original Chinese news video came and made the mistake of believing that her tumblr actually had a purpose. She has since begun to masquerade as a decent human being, pretending to abandon her cunt attitude and instead replace it with this flimsy façade of innocence, frailty and purity. She achieves this by recording and uploading videos of her waving and blinking like a kawaii, little, Asian girl.
The "Truth" video that was posted on youtube using a series of videos they made themselves was deleted by the Kiki Kannibal Corporation. But here is a "screencap" of what it had. It was mostly them talking about fags and lesbians. Dakota's voice sounded like a man the whole time, no wonder she doesn't talk in the new videos.
Youtube and Tumblr users have been seen attempting to leave comments questioning the validity of her aesthetics, only having found them to be hastily removed by none other then Kotakoti herself. Past inquiries have yielded mixed results, Dakota having once revealed that she does in fact wear hair extensions and false eyelashes; has since backtracked completely and deleted all evidence of her having ever said so. There has been speculation regarding the condition of her eyes, which appear to change shape and colour entirely at random, however Dakota has stated that she not wear circle lenses so it must be true. Of course nobody will be able to provide you with caps of her saying any of this on account of her deleting fucking everything. You can typically find Dakota hanging out at home alone, Twittering back and forth a slurry of racist and homophobic slurs with her only friend and sister, Kiki Kannibal.
BackgroundPreviously mentioned as being the younger sister of haggard, past-it camwhore, Kiki Kannibal (Kristen Ostrenga), Dakota Rose's life has been laced with drama, lies (mostly theirs), a supposed statutory rape, a man dying as a direct result from supposed statutory rape, foreclosure and a shit load of hefty fines. When it comes to being white trash, the Ostrengas pretty much wrote the definition. Her parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, encouraged Kirsten and Dakota from a young age into competitive whoring, with it being discovered that her incestuous, pedophile father had actually taken the majority of half-naked, sexually suggestive photographs of his daughters.
Cathy Tierney Ostrenga is particularly well recognized in the Kiki Kannibal/Dakota Rose drama, having made it her personal mission to seek out and It should be noted that the majority of content Cathy has sought to destroy is in fact videos/images that the Ostrenga sister have personally made public themselves. Said content includes screencaps and videos of Kiki and Dakota ranting about the gay, black and mentally/physically handicapped and disgusting nudes. Getting in contact with Cathy and Scott Ostrenga is easier then ever nowadays! All you have to do is follow these simple instructions below:
02. Submit defamatory and/or damaging material involving Kiki and/or Dakota to the internet and proceed to distibute expeditiously 03. Wait 30-60 mins 04. Sit back and chuckle obnoxiously as the DMCA violations and threats to sue begin rolling in!
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