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I suck at chess.

Tryfon Costas Gavriel is a fat British Internet celebrity and chess-player. His titles include FIDE Candidate Master (CM) & British Regional Master, which are not actually recognized by FIDE but are rather made up by himself in order to impress his retarded fanboys. Tryfon Gavriel's Youtube channel has had over 7 million views and he is widely considered the worst online chess commentator due to his constant farting and ranting. Gavriel's knowledge and passion for the gayme of chess has helped educate and inspire chess players from all over the world. His other hobbies are watching the latest films, Computing, going out, seeing friends, watching TV.

The beginning

Tryfon got interested in chess through being molested by his father at a young age with chess pieces. He then started playing against him regularly with the chess pieces as he enjoyed it. The openings typically went: e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 (The Giuoco Piano!). He thinks this was a simple opening to start playing chess with, although boringly symmetrical. He thinks this explains why he is into the Indian systems, and not the classical systems! Being an arrogant prick, he compares himself with Garry Kasparov on his personal website.

Primary openings

Kingscrusher is experienced in the Kings Indian defence, Svenshnikov sicillian, and plays both d4 and e4 with the white pieces. He has his favourite systems with the white pieces because he is a nazifag.

Career highlights

December 1997: Beat first International Master - IM Danny Kopec (USA) in December London Internationals. The following is the game score:

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nf3 g6 3. Bg5 Bg7 4. Nbd2 d5 5. e3 Nbd7 6. Bd3 b6 7. O-O Bb7 8. c4 O-O 9. cxd5 Nxd5 10. e4 N5f6 11. Qe2 h6 12. Bf4 c5 {(Draw offer)} 13. d5 Nh5 14. Be3 Qc7 15. g3 Ndf6 16. Nh4 Bc8 17. f4 Bh3 18. Ng2 Rad8 19. Bc4 Kh8 20. a4 Rg8 21. Rae1 Bg4 22. Qf2 Bh3 23. Be2 Ng4 24. Bxg4 Bxg4 25. Nc4 Bh3 26. Qf3 Bc8 27. g4 Nf6 28. Ne5 Rgf8 29. Nh4 Kg8 30. h3 Bb7 31. Nhxg6 fxg6 32. Nxg6 Rf7 33. Ne5 Rff8 34. Ng6 Rf7 35. f5 Nxd5 36. exd5 Bxd5 37. Qf4 e5 38. Qg3 Bc4 39. Rf3 e4 40. Rf4 Bf6 41. Qf2 Bd3 42. h4 Bg5 43. hxg5 hxg5 44. f6 gxf4 45. Bxf4 Qd7 46. Qh4 Qd4+ 47. Be3 Qxf6 48. Ne7+ Qxe7 49. Bg5 Qe5 50. Bxd8 Qd4+ 0-1

November 2011: His other career highlight was talking to a girl for the first time. Tryfon asked her on a date and she said "No, you ugly fat bitch." I suppose it wasn't only his ugliness, but he asked her out on Chesscube.com, which really doesn't qualify as talking to a girl. Disregard this then, Kingscrusher has never talked to a girl yet.

Ways of Winning

Kingscrusher plays on Chesscube. His gaymes are usually won on time in a lost position (because he sucks cock at chess) or by running chess engines like Rybka 4 and Houdini to suggest best moves when he is too tired to think for himself.

Jewtube Channel

The fat ass also posts youtube videos of playing on the ICC((I) am a (C)ocksucking (C)unt loser so I play here) of him winning on time or using cheap tricks. He also pickpockets his recordings and 99% of his videos are when he wins, and the other 1% when he loses or draws. This is to make the community think he is good at chess. If the fanboy population thought for a moment, they would know he sucked based on these calculations:

Kingscrusher is on the computer 18 hours a day. 3 are of him arguing on chesscube, 3 are him jacking off to whale/dog/fat girl porn, and 12 are of him playing on the ICC doing recordings. Lets say his average game on the ICC was 7 minutes.(he plays 5 minute chess.) He plays about 8.5 games an hour. 8.5 x 12 is 102. The pathetic low life plays 102 games per 12 hours. He uploads about 0-5 blitz videos per day. This means he chooses his best games in which he won(or 1 if he loses if he's desperate and needs the 0.005 dollars he makes per video to save up for his gay porn collection.) He barely posts any of his losses. He has lots of games to pick at to make the unfortunate, clueless viewers think he is the best chess player on Youtube. Kingscrusher is a fail at chess and should resort to checkers.

Health

Kingscrusher suffers from Down's syndrome. Downs sydrome is a chromosomal condition caused by the presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome, which means Kingscrusher is fucking retarded. Kingscrusher is unable to do simple tasks, like walking up the stairs or riding a bike. His mental conditions are very unstable. He cries himself to sleep each night because he is so pathetic and the best thing he accomplished in his life was winning on time against a grandmaster. He also is sociopathic, antisocial, and enjoys having sexual intercourse with his dog, Kaylie because he can't get a girl.

9/11 Attacks Views

Kingscrusher has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his facebook "So today is September 11th, my favourite day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was deleted soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist paki. Kingscrusher is also very racist against Jews, Chinese, Japanese, Canadians and Germans, even though he supported Germany exterminating the Jews.

How to troll him

1. Link him to this page
2. Tell him that he will nevar be as good as Kasparov and remind him that his ELO rating is obviously exaggerated by the online chess sites that he frequents.
2. Tell him that he is too fat to ever win a serious competition, even if it's a chess event.
3. Spam this page on his youtube videos (use spaces in the url to bypass filters), he seems to be extremely annoyed by it and will block you within a few minutes as he is online almost 24/7.
3. ????
4. Profit!

Moar trolling

1. Get to http://www.chesscube.com where he has his own public chat room (called KingsCrusher Cafe)
2. ????
3. Profit!

His Address and Location

Name: Tryfon Gavriel
Address: 77 Crescent West Hadley wood
E-mail: [email protected] (extra bonus points if you submit it to spam lists)
City: London
State: England
Country: GB
Postal Code: EN4 0EQ
Phone Number: +44.1814498551

The 12/14 incident

Wednesday, dec. 14th 2011 at around 2 AM GMT an actual IM (International Master) trolled the shit out of kingscrusher on chesscube.com causing him to start weilding the banhammer which resulted in lots of lulz and butthurt. See the picture to the right for the chat log (sorry for the poor paint skillz -- chesscube's gay system doesn't allow copypasta). Disregard that, here's a link to the chat log: [1]

Gallery

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  See the resemblance? Me neither.
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  That's more like it.
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  I suck at chess.
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  Kingscrusher's cat named Fluffy. Which shows that he is a furry, too.
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  Look alikes
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  Trolling kings crAsher (12/14 incident)

External links

• Kingscrusher's website
• Kingscrusher's Jewtube Channel
• Kingscrusher's blog
• His wiki homepage, extra bonus points if you vandalize it
• Kingscrusher on Twitter