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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Have you ever visited: hackerhavenforum. c o m ? Its a nice forum with nice members. Stranger 2: hi Stranger 1: No, i haven't. Stranger 2: heel no Stranger 1: WHAT IS STHATTAAA? Stranger 1: I' Stranger 2: asl? Stranger 1: I'm sorry for her rude behavior. Stranger 1: I'm 21. Stranger 1: My daughter here who typed the 2nd message is 5/ Stranger 1: I'm teaching her the dangers of the outside world. Stranger 2: no prblm Stranger 2: m/f? Stranger 1: I'm female so is she. Stranger 1: How about you? Stranger 2: n say hi to ur daughter frm my self Stranger 2: m shivam Stranger 2: male ofcourse Stranger 2: :) Stranger 1: okay. She is right here. Stranger 1: HI TOOO YU TO' Stranger 2: choooo chweeeeettttt Stranger 2: hi babbbyyy how r u?? Stranger 1: Excuse me, she does not really understand the concept of 'CAPS LOCK' Stranger 2: having fun wth mummy Stranger 1: yeaa Stranger 2: so what r u teaching her mam? Stranger 1: we iss havin soo much funnnnnn111 Stranger 2: ummmm...... Stranger 1: The dangers of the outside world. Terrorists, rapists, perverted people. next we will be moving on to video where I will teach her about penis and sex. Stranger 2: what mam at this tender age of 5 Stranger 1: Yes. Stranger 2: ohhhhhh Stranger 2: y so? Stranger 1: Preperation. Earlier today infact she learned about periods and got to feel a real grown vagina. Stranger 1: And breasts. Stranger 2: ohhhh u having a lot of fun guess Stranger 2: u horny mam ? Stranger 1: Actually, slightly. Would you care to do the honors and be the one to perform sex with me for my daughter? Stranger 2: ohhhh yeah ofcourse Stranger 2: but u need to b a little fast Stranger 2: cause im a machine Stranger 1: You don't want to? Stranger 2: y do u feel so? Stranger 2: tell me howz ur vagna feelng jst nw Stranger 1: Nevermind. I will need to ask you a few questions and then we get to it through exchanging addresses and such. Now, is your penis out? Stranger 2: cause my cock is already in my hand Stranger 2: yup Stranger 2: im having fun with it Stranger 1: okay, now are you indian? Stranger 2: u want it? Stranger 2: ummm y> Stranger 2: ? Stranger 1: Just asking? Stranger 2: yup Stranger 1: Okay moving on... explain the definition of horny. Stranger 1: For my daughter. Stranger 2: ohh Stranger 2: yar def...ummm okay Stranger 2: its like u feel tooo much eagerness for sex Stranger 2: n have a crazy longing to have dis cock Stranger 1: This is the last question. Stranger 2: yup Stranger 1: just answer. Stranger 2: okay' Stranger 1: Do you need motivation? Stranger 2: for sex? Stranger 1: no to answer the question.. Stranger 2: no but whats the ques? Stranger 1: Define 'Horny' Stranger 2: i have already done dats all knw Stranger 1: okay. now i have one last statement before i give you my address. Stranger 2: okay Stranger 1: FUCK YOU. YOU SHOULD REALLY GO TO HELL. YOUR A SICK INDIAN PERV. YOU WILL BE FOREVER ALONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE ON THIS EARTH. ALL OF THIS IS FAKE, I DID IT TO SEE YOUR REACTION. WOW YOU ACTUALLY WERE OKAY WITH THE FACT THAT I CLAIMED THAT MY BABY WAS TOUCHING ME INAPRPRIATLEY. YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND NO GIRL WITH EVER TOUCH YOUR COCK. Stranger 1: and is question asker, your still watching, im sure you agree. Stranger 1: honestley fuck you. none of anything i said was real. not one bit. Stranger 2: fuck u tooo bitch Stranger 1: no you will go to hell. and no girl will ever like you you liar. Stranger 1 has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours. If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative. Paul 1(802)380-4064 Omegle Inc. Stranger: 1 You: Hi, this is Bill from Omegle, the charge we have filed against you is that you are a sandnigger =) Stranger: hi this is Atif and what does it mean by sandnigger? You: You are a Muslim who gets turned on by Saddam Hussein's m-m-m-magic carpet! You: Am I right?! Stranger: han.....hello I am a Muslim but I dont know what is Saddam Hussein's m-m-m-magic carpet? You: All Muslim's have a magic carpet that they hide in their Koran, right Stranger: I dont know anything about it can u explain it a lil bit You: Okay, I'll explain it using a graph You: I think You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Stranger: fuck u man You: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours. If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative. Paul 1(802)380-4064 Omegle Inc.] Stranger: lookin 4 indian girl You: This is an automated message, please press 1, or disconnect Stranger: 1 You: The inappropriate behavior we have received reports of is that you appear to be a nigger. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This 28 year old man knows nothing about War!
Stranger: hi male here You: i,m looking for a woman who luv sex v much You: Goodie! You: please fuck me Stranger: hi baby Stranger: sure i will Stranger: ur age/ Stranger: ? Stranger: i will fuck u till u cum nd squirt 3 times b 4 i cum You: Bullocks. Stranger: ur name plz ? You: My name is Adolf You: Sorry, Eva Stranger: boy? You: That is my Fiance. You: Boy? Stranger: ok ur age? You: What is a boy You: I'm a cougar Stranger: my dick is 7 inchs when loose nd 9 when up v hard Stranger: oh nice You: You like it? So did all the Sweden. . . Stranger: sure i do. tell me ur clitoris is big? You: Nah, It's still tiny. Stranger: oh i luv it baby You: Oh baby, just tell me where are you from? Stranger: which position u luv most? You: Anything close to Spooning. Stranger: i,m from italy baby Stranger: i do all kind of hard sex You: I'd love to catch a plane to italy right away. Stranger: plz i will host u You: No no no, I will host YOU, IN ME. You: How do you like it? Stranger: sure i will i,m urs baby You: Of course you are. Stranger: ur pussy lips is long? You: Do you like it long? Stranger: i dont mind any i luv to suck,m You: immmmm Stranger: and licking ur whole pussy too You: Immmmmmm, you make me wet like a fish. You: Do you like to do threesome with my fiance sexy Italian man? Stranger: and putting my long tongue deep into ut hole pussy , tongue fucking @ 1st Stranger: sure i do all for ur sake baby You: Goodie gum drops, I have to tell Adolf. Stranger: which position u like? You: Listen, I have a fettish for doing it in the bath when thousands of people are watching. Stranger: very ggood. but can u handle 3 hours nonstop hard fucking? You: You can do that? You: You must be some sort of superman! Stranger: ofc. baby i luv sex v much i never give up You: Never give up on me baby. Stranger: by nature baby You: Ooh, kinky Stranger: never promise u Stranger: i lick ur whole body too piece by piece Stranger: below ur shoulders too Stranger: licking ur holeass as well You: PIECE BY PIECE, Adolf did that too. . . Stranger: everywhere baby You: Oh, I have second thought about my fiance! You: You are so promising. Stranger: but, my cock is very thick too Stranger: sure take my word baby You: Oh god, my mouth is wet and jewcy You: juicy* Stranger: oh i luv to suck ur tongue baby Stranger: ur neck licking too You: Oh, I'm your crack addict shore already. Stranger: ur tits are big? You: Yes, my neck licks stuff. You: Oh you can't imagin. . . Stranger: i luv to suck ur nipples You: I'm gonna cut them off and have them sent to your address. Stranger: tell me plz u like anan sex too? Stranger: anal? You: Anan sex, ooh I just love to repeat that over and over. Stranger: anal sex? You: Oh yea, that too. You: Babyyyyyyyyyyy You: I long for your sausage. Stranger: u wanna me to fuck u dry or put some oil? You: Can I tell what I like? Stranger: sure You: I like role play, do you know role play? Stranger: oh yeah, but why ? You: It makes me feel. . . you know? You: I love historical characters Stranger: yes baby You: So YOU DO KNOW. Stranger: yes pls start You: Nah, not just yet. You have to be patient my thicker man. Stranger: ok You: It might ruin the mood now but you have to read a few lines of a history book, so you can repeat word by word. Stranger: ok You: Tell me, how old are you? Stranger: 28 You: Oh, Well I'm older than you. . . You: No worries. . . You: You can call me Aunt. do you like to call me aunt? Stranger: dosnt matter Stranger: how old r u? You: 37 Stranger: oh i luv old women baby You: I'm not old baby. Stranger: they good in bed You: Of course I am You: Do you like to Call me your Aunt Frank? Stranger: ur pussy is squishy? Stranger: sure You: Squishy, Oh kinky You: Oh I am your Anne for ever Stranger: i luv to fuck good squishy pussies baby You: I love to fuck your brains out baby. You: Tell me about it. Stranger: i,m urs baby i think u will drive me crazy You: Oh, I made the whole world crazy back then when I was younger. Stranger: plz describe ur body to me to imagine u well You: Put your hands around your meety thick rooster. You: rub it slowly up and down. . . You: That is what you are going to do for the next few years sugar plum. Stranger: and? You: Imagin that i'm doing it. You: Wanking You: Wanking You: And wanking Stranger: are u going to worm me up? You: Worm and eel You: How do you like it? Stranger: my dick getting up baby Stranger: not bad You: Oh yea? That is one uncontrolable dick honey smack. You: Do you want me to spit on it? Stranger: better to lick nd suck You: Do you want me to finger you while I'm sucking you? Stranger: leave that for me to doit for u baby i will fingering ur holes You: Oh yea baby, I have seven holes. . . This is going to be a long long night. You: Call my name Stranger: i luv to fuck all ur holes baby You: Oh you have no idea. . . Stranger: aunt You: Aunt frank bitch You: Call my name You: Anne frank You: Caaaaaaaaaaaaall me Stranger: anne frank You: ooooooof You: you know it baby Stranger: i wanna fuck u right now u ready? You: Oh yea baby, just wait for me to go to the loo Stranger: ok You: Which part of italy are you from? You: I'm booking tickets. Stranger: roma baby nd u? You: Oh, the sexy sexy roma. Stranger: plz answer You: I'm answering baby You: What you want to know? Stranger: which part are u from? You: Europe baby. Stranger: where in europe Stranger: ? You: Abdonazia You: Former Russia Stranger: where is that/ Stranger: oh yes You: Baby, I have to pack to come to you. Stranger: may i fuck ur ass hole now? You: Now and then. You: It's all yours baby Stranger: i luv that Stranger: i,m so close to ur asshole right now You: I'm closer to that Stranger: try to insert tip of my dick You: Baby, I have to pack Stranger: u wanna dry or oily baby? Stranger: plz You: I want both You: dry while oily Stranger: oh nice, now half of my dick into ur holeass u feel? You: Fuck my windows. You: do it you Stranger: more deep Stranger: deeper baby Stranger: plz squeeze over my hard dick Stranger: move againest my cock Stranger: move fast plz Stranger: hard Stranger: fast plz Stranger: dont stop moveing You: ihim Stranger: much more plz Stranger: faster plz You: is that good enough? Stranger: i feel i reach ur stomach You: You did Stranger: no never enough You: YOU FEEL THE RIGHT THING Stranger: from ass to mouth now You: Oh god, it's the otherway around Stranger: plz bitting my hard dick by ur teeth You: Oh, I have a Giotin for that matter. You: I found it in the Adolf's backyard. You: Do you like it? Stranger: while i.m fucking ur mouth. i,m fingering ur holes You: Oh yea, finger me nose Stranger: sure You: Of course you do. You: You are my fettish hobby. Stranger: i finger ur innes You: Oh my INNES is burning. Stranger: oh nice Stranger: now from mouth 2 pussy Stranger: plz Stranger: sleep on ur back You: read this for me while you are fucking me You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II Stranger: wat is that? You: Don't ask question IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX BABY. Stranger: ok sweet-heart ok Stranger: i,m fucking ur pussy now Stranger: plz squeeze on my dick Stranger: my finger deep into ur hole ass while fucking u You: This is the 17th time I'm squeezing it baby. Stranger: keep You: Talk italian for me Stranger: dont stop Stranger: i wanna feel u Stranger: u hot i luv that Stranger: from pussy to ass once more baby You: TALK ITALIAN Stranger: i could reach ur belly botton Stranger: io voglio fari la mori con te You: More You: Mooooooore You: I'm cumming Stranger: ur ass is very soft Stranger: i like it Stranger: wait Stranger: i wanna u to squirt same time u cum You: You know what I find sexy in languages? Stranger: u wanna tast a few drops of my sperm You: You came? :] You: I WANNA U TO drop some of that into the river Stranger: no not yet a few drops ony for ur tast Stranger: just to taste it You: It's like firefighters. . . Stranger: how u find You: I LOVE INDIA Stranger: why You: They sexy You: Been there Stranger: u never been in italy? You: Nah Stranger: u wanna cum? You: I wanna Stranger: plz Stranger: when u wanna come to me? You: When can you take me? Stranger: i,m ready baby believe me You: I believe you You: I Came
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