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Montagraph 'AKA - Dale Ellis Bennett' is the second most [[Retard|mentally challenged]] [[Conspiracy_theorists|conspiracy theorist]] online, second of course to [[VonHelton|VonHelton]] . This idiot likes to present his videos as [[Fact|speculation]] these range from [[Jews_did_WTC|9/11]] to [[armageddon|the end of the world scenarios]]. Like a true [[YouTube|JewTube]] [[Conspiracy_theorists|conspiracy theorist]] he attempts to cash in on views - A classic [[attention whore]] to the bone. Also Montagraph likes too claim he is a [[Matrix|'ghost in the machine' (like Neo or someshit)]] and that no can identify him and that he is an [[Hackers|elite h4X0r]] .
Montagraph 'AKA - Dale Ellis Bennett' is the second most [[Retard|mentally challenged]] [[Conspiracy_theorists|conspiracy theorist]] online, second of course to [[VonHelton|VonHelton]] . This idiot likes to present his videos as [[Fact|speculation]] these range from [[Jews_did_WTC|9/11]] to [[armageddon|the end of the world scenarios]]. Like a true [[YouTube|JewTube]] [[Conspiracy_theorists|conspiracy theorist]] he attempts to cash in on views - A classic [[attention whore]] to the bone. Also Montagraph likes too claim he is a [[Matrix|'ghost in the machine' (like Neo or someshit)]] and that no can identify him and that he is an [[Hackers|elite h4X0r]] .


Some of Montagraph's videos where try's to present his [[Fact|'true facts'' .]]
Some of Montagraph's videos where try's to present his [[Lies|'true facts'' .]]


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== MelonGate ==
== MelonGate ==

Revision as of 08:35, 12 April 2013

His majesty in all his glory .
   
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I AM NOT DALE, I'M STEVE.
  		„
  		 

—Montagraph


The story of Montagraph

Montagraph 'AKA - Dale Ellis Bennett' is the second most mentally challenged conspiracy theorist online, second of course to VonHelton . This idiot likes to present his videos as speculation these range from 9/11 to the end of the world scenarios. Like a true JewTube conspiracy theorist he attempts to cash in on views - A classic attention whore to the bone. Also Montagraph likes too claim he is a 'ghost in the machine' (like Neo or someshit) and that no can identify him and that he is an elite h4X0r .

Some of Montagraph's videos where try's to present his 'true facts .


He did find fame on YouTube as a shit eating, cross dressing drama whore .

Monty eating shit - the source of his first drama whore orgasm

Sometime in 2011 Monty decided too make up an account called ImYourGhost and he stalked various people on YouTube for his buddy VonHelton . Funnily enough he pulled the same shit again with a new account 0ctoberReignz and all he can do is rage from day 1 with that account - because people have seen his shit plenty of times before .


Montagraph gets taken down memory lane .

MelonGate

He was happily married until caught sexually assaulting a poor defenceless melon, so his wife packed her bags and got the Fuck out of there.


Reenactment of MelonGraph assaulting the melon


In an attempt to try and make money, Montagraph tries too make money off his shitty situation by engaging in Credit card fraud .

Credit card fraud with the footage of the melon rape


BlogTV

Monty as the Batman sneaking off to look over someones confidential information

Montagraph likes to pretend he is a King and rules his BlogTV channel like a tyrant but the only thing he's good for is trying to rant about New World Order and how his half cousin is not a Pedophile - also he likes to drop peoples dox . When he's not whining like a bitch he dresses as the New World Order Solider and tries too give people a glimpse of the future - a future where the end of America has taken place and some mysterious organization now rules over us all .

If that's not bad enough he dresses up in gimp masks and at one point made a snuff film but let's not get into that .

Montagraph seeks 'manly' companionship

The picture Cancerman sent to Montagraph

Yes from 2002 - 2005 Monty was looking for gay sex on the internet webs like a true creep . The only guy that he found while trawling was his pet gimp - CancermanCOINTELPRO . Who later committed tubeacide leaving Montagraph too continue his Qwest to stop trolls and save VonHelton from the FBI .

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