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[[Image:ZIM OVERLOAD by Nny Humper.jpg|thumb|400px|You're not a true Zim fan until you've spent at least $1250 on merchandise.]]
[[Image:ZIM OVERLOAD by Nny Humper.jpg|thumb|400px|You're not a true Zim fan until you've spent at least $1250 on merchandise.]]
'''''Invader Zim''''' is a show about an [[alien]] trying to take over the world and the constant attempts by his [[aspie]] [[emo]] fuck-buddy from Earth to stop him. [[Jew|Jhonen Vasquez]] saw the show's [[oh exploitable|exploitability]] in the pre-teen [[faggot]] market, thus promptly arrived to [[sellout]] the character GIR with quotes [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|not even from the show]]. [[Hot Topic]] has beaten this trend to death and still continues to [[necrophilia|beat its rotting corpse.]] So much so that fans of the show have gotten so sick of the [[trying too hard|over-merchandising]] that they have quit liking the show. However, these [[goths|fans]] are all faggy [[13 year old boy|teen]][[16 year old girl|agers]]. So they moved unto [[Twilight]], yet still [[hypocrite|proceeded to shell out money to Hot Topic]]. If [[you]] should ever encounter [[manchild|anyone over the age of 20 wearing an Invader Zim T-shirt in public]], you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them.
'''''Invader Zim''''' is a show about an [[alien]] trying to take over the world and the constant attempts by his [[aspie]] [[emo]] fuck-buddy from Earth to stop him. [[Jhonen Vasquez]] saw the show's [[oh exploitable|exploitability]] in the pre-teen [[faggot]] market, thus promptly arrived to [[sellout]] the character GIR with quotes not even from the show. [[Hot Topic]] has beaten this trend to death and still continues to [[necrophilia|beat its rotting corpse]]. If [[you]] should ever encounter [[manchild|anyone over the age of 20 wearing an Invader Zim T-shirt in public]], you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them.
 
== The Characters ==
 


==Characters==
[[image:Richardhorvitz.gif|thumb|Voice of Zim. [[truth|He does not alter his voice at all]]]]
[[image:Richardhorvitz.gif|thumb|Voice of Zim. [[truth|He does not alter his voice at all]]]]
The cast consists of a  bunch of [[13-year-old boys|spastic idiots shouting at each other non-stop]]. This ''would'' be funny if something funny were happening, shouting by itself is [[not funny]]
The cast consists of a  bunch of [[13-year-old boys|spastic idiots shouting at each other non-stop]]. This ''would'' be funny if something funny were happening, shouting by itself is [[not funny]]


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'''[[Attention Whore|Dib]]''': Zim's [[fuckbuddy|rival]]. He's the character that most of the series' fans relate to since even his own family hates him for being a [[paranoid]] [[goth|drama queen]].
'''[[Attention Whore|Dib]]''': Zim's [[fuckbuddy|rival]]. He's the character that most of the series' fans relate to since even his own family hates him for being a [[paranoid]] [[goth|drama queen]].


'''[[Bitch|Gaz]]''': Dib's sister. Despite being a total bitch, she's notably the only one who realizes that Zim couldn't conquer his own dick.
'''[[Bitch|Gaz]]''': Dib's sister. Despite being a total cunt, she's the only one who realizes that Zim couldn't conquer his own dick.


'''[[Dr. Steel|Professor Membrane]]''': Dib and Gaz's dad. Apparently, he's a [[Mega ultra super genius|fucking genius]] that's supposed to save the world, yet he can't recognize an alien trying to conquer it living a few blocks away.
'''[[Dr. Steel|Professor Membrane]]''': Dib and Gaz's dad. Apparently, he's a [[Mega ultra super genius|fucking genius]] that's supposed to save the world, yet he can't recognize an alien trying to conquer it living a few blocks away.
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'''[[Faggots|The Almighty Tallest]]''': The two [[xenu|alien ruler]]s that sent Zim on a sucide-mission in space on the pilot episode to get rid of him. Unfortunately, their plan fails as Zim finds earth and the series continued.
'''[[Faggots|The Almighty Tallest]]''': The two [[xenu|alien ruler]]s that sent Zim on a sucide-mission in space on the pilot episode to get rid of him. Unfortunately, their plan fails as Zim finds earth and the series continued.


'''[[Jailbait|Tak]]''': A girl Irken that nobody gives a shit about because all of the show's [[shipping]] is between Zim and Dib.
'''[[Mary Sue|Tak]]''': A girl Irken that nobody gives a shit about because all of the show's [[shipping]] is between Zim and Dib.


== Plot Summary ==
==Plot==
The show sets around an alien named Zim. He's from the planet Irk, which rules a mighty empire that [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|invades other planets for no reason]], kills and enslaves the native inhabitants, and then turns the planet into [[McDonald's|something half-useful]]. Zim (who was banished after he [[This is why we can't have nice things|fucked up]] the previous galactic conquest effort that the Almighty Tallest set out to complete) hears about a new series of conquests, so he [[WTF|quits his banishment]] and begs his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, to give him a second chance. He shows up on the Irken Empire's convention planet just as the Tallest are selecting a series of special ops troops. Said highly trained soldiers, along with advanced robots, are to infiltrate the enemy planets and get to know the natives and their weaknesses before sending for reinforcements and wiping them out. Zim begs for redemtion, so The Tallest pretend to care and [[I did it for the lulz|send him on a mission to his death]] with a [[retarded|defective]] robot named GIR, who was made from Irken garbage. So now Zim is supposed to find some "mystery planet" and despite six months of extreme annoyance by his fucking childish robot, Zim manages not die and find Earth. He contacts the Almighty Tallest and the two gay lovers are completely surprised to find he actually lived.
The show sets around an alien named Zim. He's from the planet Irk, which rules a mighty empire that [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|invades other planets for no reason]], kills and enslaves the native inhabitants, and then turns the planet into [[McDonald's|something half-useful]]. Zim, who was banished after he fucked up the previous galactic conquest effort, hears about a new series of conquests, so he [[WTF|quits his banishment]] and begs his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, to give him another chance. The Tallest pretend to care and [[I did it for the lulz|send him on a mission to his death]] with a retarded robot, GIR. Despite six months of extreme annoyance by his fucking childish robot, Zim manages to not die and find Earth. He contacts the Almighty Tallest and the two gay lovers are completely surprised to find he actually lived.


Meanwhile, a [[ADHD|spastic]] goth named Dib hears the broadcast from Zim's planet and promptly freaks the fuck out. Then Zim arrives in a giant spaceship and uses his alien technology to make a house grow out of the ground and even extend its tentacles into other houses, and chooses [[retarded|very poor and practically useless]] disguises for GIR and himself, all while waking up the neighborhood. Dib instantly recognizes Zim as an alien, but nobody believes him, and they all make fun of him instead (rightfully so since he ''is'' a [[paranoia|paranoid]] retard).
Meanwhile, a [[ADHD|spastic]] goth named Dib hears the broadcast from Zim's planet and promptly freaks the fuck out. Then Zim arrives in a giant spaceship and uses his alien technology to make a house grow out of the ground and even extend its tentacles into other houses, and chooses [[retarded|very poor and practically useless]] disguises for GIR and himself, all while waking up the neighborhood. Dib instantly recognizes Zim as an alien, but nobody believes him, and they all make fun of him instead (rightfully so since he ''is'' a [[paranoia|paranoid]] retard).


Each of the following episodes are pretty much a scenario in which the [[Idiots|hero and the villain are too incompetent to thwart each other in saving/taking over the world]], constantly [[divide by zero|canceling each other out]] with their retarded antics causing nothing productive to ever happen.
The following episodes are pretty much a scenario in which the [[Idiots|hero and the villain are too incompetent to thwart each other in saving/taking over the world]], constantly [[divide by zero|canceling each other out]] with their retarded antics causing nothing productive to ever happen.
 
== Fanbase ==
[[Image:Hinokiiiii by SarahChihuahua (Compressed).JPG|thumb|A typical example of an Invader Zim [[Mary Sue|fan character]] from [[DeviantART]].]]
 
Zimfags worldwide swarm Hot Topics like [[cock|dicks]] to Paris Hilton over this show's [[plastic crap|merchandise]]. These [[goth|eyeliner-addicted]] retards also create THE WORST [[Rule 34]] in existance, even surpassing the [[sick fuck]]ery of [[furry porn]].
 
But the "[[Rule 34|art]]" is nothing, NOTHING compared to the [[goatse|fanfics]]. Full with grammar bad enough to give [[Sandygurl]] a run for her money, stupid plots, god-awful fan characters, and flamingly bad sex scenes. Zimfags all around would read with sweaty palms and drooling mouths as they [[fap|masturbate]] to what would fit in quite nicely on the [[Pain Series]].


==Fans==
[[Image:Invader Zim.jpg|200px|right]]
Zimfags worldwide swarm Hot Topics like dicks to Paris Hilton over the show's [[plastic crap]]. These [[goth|eyeliner-addicted]] retards also create THE WORST [[Rule 34]] and [[fanfictions]] in existence, combining xenophilia, homosexuality, and pedophilia into one fabulous nightmare that would fit in quite nicely on the [[Pain Series]].
{{quote|This hilariously spastic TV show, cancelled well before its time, has inspired in my mind both an epic multi-fanfic-spanning storyline and a freakish little nightmare. The latter is available for your perusal here.|-Shay Caron of [http://www.forresterlabs.com Forrester Labs] proclaiming his/her source of divine inspiration}}
{{quote|This hilariously spastic TV show, cancelled well before its time, has inspired in my mind both an epic multi-fanfic-spanning storyline and a freakish little nightmare. The latter is available for your perusal here.|-Shay Caron of [http://www.forresterlabs.com Forrester Labs] proclaiming his/her source of divine inspiration}}


 
===Fan fictions===
 
Invader Zim [http://www.badbadrubberpiggy.com/vbulletin forums] still exist.
 
== Zimfics of Pain ==
 
[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1397141/Swing-21 Swing 21] is responsible for [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4017532/1/Dad_I_can_explain this fanfic]. A little preview of what horrors await you:
[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1397141/Swing-21 Swing 21] is responsible for [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4017532/1/Dad_I_can_explain this fanfic]. A little preview of what horrors await you:


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[http://www.fanfiction.net/community/ZADR_Central/15762/ Here] is an entire community on Fanfiction.net dedicated to ZADR fics.  
[http://www.fanfiction.net/community/ZADR_Central/15762/ Here] is an entire community on Fanfiction.net dedicated to ZADR fics.  


=== The Canceling of Zim ===
Zimfags worldwide blew their brains out when they heard the news that ''Zim'' [[win|was being canceled]]; [[butthurt]] was had, petitions were signed, forums were created, websites were formed, and nothing ever [[I_came|came]] of it other than a lot of irritating bullshit.
== [[Butthurt|Reaction to the Cancelation]] ==
{{morphquote|mqtest|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
Invader Zim is a great cartoon and you can't cancel it! We need the joy that Zim, Gir. Dib and Gaz can bring to us! PLEASE BRING ZIM BACK!|
Your other shows pale in comparison to the humour of Zim. Bring it back or I know some individuals who will band together and riot.|
|Foolish ideat NICK humans! I will descover why you are doing this! You suck, you know that? I'm serious, really.. You suck, really, you do... Give us back GIR AND PIG... and every body else, too...! Or we, THE IVADER ZIM FANS, will destory you! We will, really, yeah.|
|My Sir named kir is going crazy gir was his best friend and if you dont bring gir back he will eat your biggie head jus like the squirll ate dibs head......BEWARE OF THE SQUIRLLS|
|I LOVE ZIM! IT'S SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN SPONGEBOB. MY WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL LOVES HE WHO IS ZIM! BRING HIM BACK OR "PREPARE YOURSELF FOR DESTRUCTION!!!!"|
|IF U DONT' BRING ZIM AND GIR BACK THEY WILL COME TO OUR EARTH (not the odd insane earth he's at now) AND TAKE OVER ALL STATIONS AND AIR ZIM 24/7!!! this is just a warning|
|we neeeed Invader Zim - My life needs the pig!! Without this show life is dull!!!!!!|
| INVADER ZIM IS IN MY FAVORITE THREE SHOWS AND IT'S PRBABLY NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER SINCE YOU CANCELED INVADER ZIM, THE WORLD WHEN WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE WHEN INADER ZIM IS BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PUT INVADER ZIM BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN I CAN BE HAPPY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT UNTIL THEN, I WILL BE SAD AND WILL NEVER SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!| }}
Since any idiot with a computer can use [http://www.petitiononline.com Petition Online], there was a petition made to try and bring ''Zim'' back on the air. Nickelodeon laughed and ignored the retards, and they were left staring at the [http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?izlovers&114201 idiotic comments] left by petition signers, ranting and raving about how it was the best show ever to hit Nick.
===Operation Head Pigeons===
A group of Zimfags took a blog entry written by Jhonen saying that he'd like to work on Invader Zim again but Nickelodeon refused to let him back. Thus [[over 9,000]] Zimfags decided to spam the fuck out of [[Viacom|Nickelodeon]] through DevianTART and Facebook to [[Unrealistic Expectations|bring back the show]]...Yeah, because Nickelodeon will surely bring back a show, which has been dead for nearly 10 FUCKING YEARS, because a bunch of retards are spamming on the internet.
=== Even Jhonen stopped giving a shit ===


{{quote|Zim was cancelled in, what? 2002? I mean, babies have been born... have learned how to walk; have begun gathering the necessary essentials to succeed in life, so it's... it's forever ago for me!|-Jhonen Vasquez}}
===Rule 34===
 
{{cg|Gallery of Pain|Invader Zim Gallery|center|<gallery>
=== Trolling Potential ===
 
Zimfags are so easily riled up, it should be considered a crime against man not to fuck with these people. [[DeviantArt]] is riddled with Zim fanclubs, Zimfags, and ZADR lovers; take your pick and post the lulz. 
[http://thefmaismine.deviantart.com/ thefmaismine]
[http://invadersourrocks.deviantart.com/ invadersourrocks],
[http://invadermim.deviantart.com/ invadermim],
[http://insideparanormal.deviantart.com/ insideparanormal],
[http://analteredmind.deviantart.com/ analteredmind],
[http://Sadistic-Murder.deviantart.com/ Sadistic-Murder],
[http://foxx-demon-fire.deviantart.com/ foxx-demon-fire]and
[http://akatsukilunar.deviantart.com/ akatsukilunar] are all zimfags that are easily riled. Troll the fuck out of their pages and post the lulzy journals!
On another note a great way to find zimfags is through the clubs that abound and one of the most fun ways are the ones with fetishes like the lesbian xenophile [http://irken-femme-love.deviantart.com/ irken-femme-love] or the gay xenophiles of the [http://z-a-d-r.deviantart.com/ zadr] club.
----
 
 
{{cg|Gallery of Pain|painGallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Bonnieslashfiend - now that calls for a probing.jpg
Image:Bonnieslashfiend - now that calls for a probing.jpg
Image:Bonnieslashfiend - sweet sweet butt loving.jpg
Image:Bonnieslashfiend - sweet sweet butt loving.jpg
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</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}
==Cancellation==
Zimfags worldwide blew their brains out when the show got canceled. [[Butthurt]] was had, petitions were signed, forums were created, websites were formed, and nothing other than a lot of irritating bullshit came of it.
<Center>{{morphquote|mqtest|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
Invader Zim is a great cartoon and you can't cancel it! We need the joy that Zim, Gir. Dib and Gaz can bring to us! PLEASE BRING ZIM BACK!|
Your other shows pale in comparison to the humour of Zim. Bring it back or I know some individuals who will band together and riot.|
|Foolish ideat NICK humans! I will descover why you are doing this! You suck, you know that? I'm serious, really.. You suck, really, you do... Give us back GIR AND PIG... and every body else, too...! Or we, THE IVADER ZIM FANS, will destory you! We will, really, yeah.|
|My Sir named kir is going crazy gir was his best friend and if you dont bring gir back he will eat your biggie head jus like the squirll ate dibs head......BEWARE OF THE SQUIRLLS|
|I LOVE ZIM! IT'S SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN SPONGEBOB. MY WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL LOVES HE WHO IS ZIM! BRING HIM BACK OR "PREPARE YOURSELF FOR DESTRUCTION!!!!"|
|IF U DONT' BRING ZIM AND GIR BACK THEY WILL COME TO OUR EARTH (not the odd insane earth he's at now) AND TAKE OVER ALL STATIONS AND AIR ZIM 24/7!!! this is just a warning|
|we neeeed Invader Zim - My life needs the pig!! Without this show life is dull!!!!!!|
| INVADER ZIM IS IN MY FAVORITE THREE SHOWS AND IT'S PRBABLY NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER SINCE YOU CANCELED INVADER ZIM, THE WORLD WHEN WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE WHEN INADER ZIM IS BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PUT INVADER ZIM BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN I CAN BE HAPPY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT UNTIL THEN, I WILL BE SAD AND WILL NEVER SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!| }}
</center>
Since any idiot with a computer can use [http://www.petitiononline.com Petition Online], there was a petition made to try and bring ''Zim'' back on the air. Nickelodeon laughed and ignored the retards, and they were left staring at the [http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?izlovers&114201 idiotic comments] left by petition signers, ranting and raving about how it was the best show ever to hit Nick.
'''Operation Head Pigeons''': A group of Zimfags took a blog entry written by Jhonen saying that he'd like to work on Invader Zim again but Nickelodeon refused to let him back. Thus [[over 9,000]] Zimfags decided to spam the fuck out of [[Viacom|Nickelodeon]] through deviantART and Facebook to bring back the show. Yeah, because Nickelodeon will surely bring back a show, which has been dead for nearly 10 FUCKING YEARS, because a bunch of retards are spamming on the internet.
==Trolling Potential==
Zimfags are so easily riled up, it's a crime against humanity not to fuck with them. [[DeviantART]] is riddled with Zim fan-clubs. Take your pick and post the lulz. 
*[http://thefmaismine.deviantart.com/ thefmaismine]
*[http://invadersourrocks.deviantart.com/ invadersourrocks]
*[http://invadermim.deviantart.com/ invadermim]
*[http://insideparanormal.deviantart.com/ insideparanormal]
*[http://analteredmind.deviantart.com/ analteredmind]
*[http://Sadistic-Murder.deviantart.com/ Sadistic-Murder]
*[http://foxx-demon-fire.deviantart.com/ foxx-demon-fire]
*[http://akatsukilunar.deviantart.com/ akatsukilunar]


==See Also==
==See Also==
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==External Links==
==External Links==
*{{deviantart|z-a-d-r|ZADR Fan Club}}
*{{deviantart|z-a-d-r|ZADR Fan Club}}
*[http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45362339/ Dear God no. Zim cosplay.]
*[http://www.badbadrubberpiggy.com/vbulletin Forums]
*[http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45362339/ Cosplay]
*[http://roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/index.php Where aspie emo Zim fans hang out at]
*[http://roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/index.php Where aspie emo Zim fans hang out at]
*[http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1475973/ Professor Dumbass]
*[http://www.cosplay.com/photo/1475973/ Professor Dumbass]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkJWrVIHwM God no, there's more.]</s> Video Gone
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82V6YFh0ll4 Oh god.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82V6YFh0ll4 Oh god.]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZba89jK2tQ Oh god.]</s> Video Gone
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mhFF9PbC_I Oh Jesus dear fucking shitting assballs god.]</s> Video Gone
*[http://ultimatetshirts.com/cartoons-invader-zim.html Invader Zim T-Shirts]


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Revision as of 20:12, 9 July 2012

You're not a true Zim fan until you've spent at least $1250 on merchandise.

Invader Zim is a show about an alien trying to take over the world and the constant attempts by his aspie emo fuck-buddy from Earth to stop him. Jhonen Vasquez saw the show's exploitability in the pre-teen faggot market, thus promptly arrived to sellout the character GIR with quotes not even from the show. Hot Topic has beaten this trend to death and still continues to beat its rotting corpse. If you should ever encounter anyone over the age of 20 wearing an Invader Zim T-shirt in public, you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them.

Characters

Voice of Zim. He does not alter his voice at all

The cast consists of a bunch of spastic idiots shouting at each other non-stop. This would be funny if something funny were happening, shouting by itself is not funny

Zim: The main character. A midget alien who wants to take over earth but sucks so much at it that he ends up saving it most of the time.

GIR: Zim's retarded robot sidekick.

Dib: Zim's rival. He's the character that most of the series' fans relate to since even his own family hates him for being a paranoid drama queen.

Gaz: Dib's sister. Despite being a total cunt, she's the only one who realizes that Zim couldn't conquer his own dick.

Professor Membrane: Dib and Gaz's dad. Apparently, he's a fucking genius that's supposed to save the world, yet he can't recognize an alien trying to conquer it living a few blocks away.

The Almighty Tallest: The two alien rulers that sent Zim on a sucide-mission in space on the pilot episode to get rid of him. Unfortunately, their plan fails as Zim finds earth and the series continued.

Tak: A girl Irken that nobody gives a shit about because all of the show's shipping is between Zim and Dib.

Plot

The show sets around an alien named Zim. He's from the planet Irk, which rules a mighty empire that invades other planets for no reason, kills and enslaves the native inhabitants, and then turns the planet into something half-useful. Zim, who was banished after he fucked up the previous galactic conquest effort, hears about a new series of conquests, so he quits his banishment and begs his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, to give him another chance. The Tallest pretend to care and send him on a mission to his death with a retarded robot, GIR. Despite six months of extreme annoyance by his fucking childish robot, Zim manages to not die and find Earth. He contacts the Almighty Tallest and the two gay lovers are completely surprised to find he actually lived.

Meanwhile, a spastic goth named Dib hears the broadcast from Zim's planet and promptly freaks the fuck out. Then Zim arrives in a giant spaceship and uses his alien technology to make a house grow out of the ground and even extend its tentacles into other houses, and chooses very poor and practically useless disguises for GIR and himself, all while waking up the neighborhood. Dib instantly recognizes Zim as an alien, but nobody believes him, and they all make fun of him instead (rightfully so since he is a paranoid retard).

The following episodes are pretty much a scenario in which the hero and the villain are too incompetent to thwart each other in saving/taking over the world, constantly canceling each other out with their retarded antics causing nothing productive to ever happen.

Fans

File:Invader Zim.jpg

Zimfags worldwide swarm Hot Topics like dicks to Paris Hilton over the show's plastic crap. These eyeliner-addicted retards also create THE WORST Rule 34 and fanfictions in existence, combining xenophilia, homosexuality, and pedophilia into one fabulous nightmare that would fit in quite nicely on the Pain Series.

   
“ 		 
This hilariously spastic TV show, cancelled well before its time, has inspired in my mind both an epic multi-fanfic-spanning storyline and a freakish little nightmare. The latter is available for your perusal here.
  		„
  		 

—-Shay Caron of Forrester Labs proclaiming his/her source of divine inspiration

Fan fictions

Swing 21 is responsible for this fanfic. A little preview of what horrors await you:

‘All this pain and suffering makes Zim horny,’ answered the Invader with a smirk.

‘But we just…’

A painful twitch of his nipple transformed anything he had to say in a needy whimper. Soon, Zim was kissing him hungrily, claws roaming under his shirt. Dib’s hands traveled down, past the red sleeveless shirt, playing with the button of the black pants. He fumbled a bit with it, grumbling against Zim’s lips, eager to get their clothing –once again– out of the way.

Here is an entire community on Fanfiction.net dedicated to ZADR fics.


Rule 34

Cancellation

Zimfags worldwide blew their brains out when the show got canceled. Butthurt was had, petitions were signed, forums were created, websites were formed, and nothing other than a lot of irritating bullshit came of it.

   
“ 		 

Your other shows pale in comparison to the humour of Zim. Bring it back or I know some individuals who will band together and riot.
 

„
  		 

   
“ 		 
Foolish ideat NICK humans! I will descover why you are doing this! You suck, you know that? I'm serious, really.. You suck, really, you do... Give us back GIR AND PIG... and every body else, too...! Or we, THE IVADER ZIM FANS, will destory you! We will, really, yeah.
  		„
  		 

   
“ 		 
My Sir named kir is going crazy gir was his best friend and if you dont bring gir back he will eat your biggie head jus like the squirll ate dibs head......BEWARE OF THE SQUIRLLS
  		„
  		 

   
“ 		 
I LOVE ZIM! IT'S SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN SPONGEBOB. MY WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL LOVES HE WHO IS ZIM! BRING HIM BACK OR "PREPARE YOURSELF FOR DESTRUCTION!!!!"
  		„
  		 

   
“ 		 
IF U DONT' BRING ZIM AND GIR BACK THEY WILL COME TO OUR EARTH (not the odd insane earth he's at now) AND TAKE OVER ALL STATIONS AND AIR ZIM 24/7!!! this is just a warning
  		„
  		 

   
“ 		 
we neeeed Invader Zim - My life needs the pig!! Without this show life is dull!!!!!!
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INVADER ZIM IS IN MY FAVORITE THREE SHOWS AND IT'S PRBABLY NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER SINCE YOU CANCELED INVADER ZIM, THE WORLD WHEN WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE WHEN INADER ZIM IS BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INVADER ZIM IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PUT INVADER ZIM BACK ON THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN I CAN BE HAPPY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT UNTIL THEN, I WILL BE SAD AND WILL NEVER SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Since any idiot with a computer can use Petition Online, there was a petition made to try and bring Zim back on the air. Nickelodeon laughed and ignored the retards, and they were left staring at the idiotic comments left by petition signers, ranting and raving about how it was the best show ever to hit Nick.

Operation Head Pigeons: A group of Zimfags took a blog entry written by Jhonen saying that he'd like to work on Invader Zim again but Nickelodeon refused to let him back. Thus over 9,000 Zimfags decided to spam the fuck out of Nickelodeon through deviantART and Facebook to bring back the show. Yeah, because Nickelodeon will surely bring back a show, which has been dead for nearly 10 FUCKING YEARS, because a bunch of retards are spamming on the internet.

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Zimfags are so easily riled up, it's a crime against humanity not to fuck with them. DeviantART is riddled with Zim fan-clubs. Take your pick and post the lulz.

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