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[[Image:Crazygideon.jpg|thumb|right|He may be crazy, but [[Lie|he's not stupid!]]]] | [[Image:Crazygideon.jpg|thumb|right|He may be crazy, but [[Lie|he's not stupid!]]]] | ||
'''Crazy Gideon''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gideon Kotzer''') is a [[batshit insane]] [[Israel|Israeli]] [[crook|business owner]] residing in [[Los Angeles]], [[California]]. He is best known around L.A. and [[YouTube]] for his fucked up collection of [[Advertising|TV commercials]] for his electronics store, Crazy Gideon's, that aired late at night. Unfortunately, this is why Crazy Gideon's had to close forever at the end | '''Crazy Gideon''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Gideon Kotzer''') is a [[batshit insane]] [[Israel|Israeli]] [[crook|business owner]] residing in [[Los Angeles]], [[California]]. He is best known around L.A. and [[YouTube]] for his fucked up collection of [[Advertising|TV commercials]] for his electronics store, Crazy Gideon's, that aired late at night. Unfortunately, this is why Crazy Gideon's had to close forever at the end of January 2010 because [[normal people]] don't watch TV when his commercials aired. | ||
==The [[A challenger appears|Challenge]]== | |||
Crazy Gideon bought a warehouse in 1991 in downtown L.A. and wanted to get into the consumer electronics business. The challenge he was faced with was to take all the [[Shit|damaged merchandise]] that name-brand and off-brand warehouses didn't want anymore because they were: | |||
* Discontinued | |||
* Made obsolete | |||
* Fell off the truck and chipped but still worked | |||
* Refurbished | |||
Crazy Gideon had to try and sell it like new so that even [[retards]] would buy this shit, since people would rather piss more money away to popular chains like [[Geek Squad|Best Buy]]. In order to cover up his [[scam]] and stay in business, Crazy Gideon was left with no choice but to let his insanity out in a set of commercials, embedded below. | |||
==The Commercials== | |||
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==How to [[Fail|Win]] Like Crazy Gideon== | |||
# Yell in each commercial to wake people up from sleeping late at night in front of their TVs. | |||
# Sell shit 5+ years out of date and fool people into thinking you're [[Walmart|selling them for low prices]]. | |||
# Be willing to destroy your own merchandise. | |||
# Hire a [[creepy]] sales floor staff to make people feel uncomfortable as shoppers. | |||
# [[%3F%3F%3F%3F|????]] | |||
# [[Profit|PROFIT!!!]] | |||
==People Meeting Him [[IRL]]== | |||
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==His Website== | |||
<center>[[Image:Crazy-gideons-attackpage.png|right|thumb|[[Firefox]] don't want none of that!]][[Image:Crazygideongoogle.png|right|thumb|ENTER IF YOU DARE!]]</center> | |||
If you search for L.A.'s favorite Israeli on [[Google]], you'll see that they have his website flagged as potentially harmful for your computer. If you're a casual [[Firefox]] user and try to visit his site, it is listed as a reported attack site. The power of his craziness is so intense, your [[Spyware|antivirus software]] mistakes it for malware. Remember, [[truth|IF YOU DON'T BUY FROM CRAZY GIDEON, YOU GET MALWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER!]] | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Flea Market Montgomery]] | |||
*[[Extreme advertising]] | |||
==External Links== | |||
* [http://www.crazygideons.com/ CrazyGideons.com] - Try not to catch malware here | |||
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Revision as of 11:32, 10 June 2012
—Crazy Gideon | ||
Crazy Gideon (Powerword: Gideon Kotzer) is a batshit insane Israeli business owner residing in Los Angeles, California. He is best known around L.A. and YouTube for his fucked up collection of TV commercials for his electronics store, Crazy Gideon's, that aired late at night. Unfortunately, this is why Crazy Gideon's had to close forever at the end of January 2010 because normal people don't watch TV when his commercials aired.
The Challenge
Crazy Gideon bought a warehouse in 1991 in downtown L.A. and wanted to get into the consumer electronics business. The challenge he was faced with was to take all the damaged merchandise that name-brand and off-brand warehouses didn't want anymore because they were:
- Discontinued
- Made obsolete
- Fell off the truck and chipped but still worked
- Refurbished
Crazy Gideon had to try and sell it like new so that even retards would buy this shit, since people would rather piss more money away to popular chains like Best Buy. In order to cover up his scam and stay in business, Crazy Gideon was left with no choice but to let his insanity out in a set of commercials, embedded below.
The Commercials
How to Win Like Crazy Gideon
- Yell in each commercial to wake people up from sleeping late at night in front of their TVs.
- Sell shit 5+ years out of date and fool people into thinking you're selling them for low prices.
- Be willing to destroy your own merchandise.
- Hire a creepy sales floor staff to make people feel uncomfortable as shoppers.
- ????
- PROFIT!!!
People Meeting Him IRL
Previous Video | Next Video
His Website
If you search for L.A.'s favorite Israeli on Google, you'll see that they have his website flagged as potentially harmful for your computer. If you're a casual Firefox user and try to visit his site, it is listed as a reported attack site. The power of his craziness is so intense, your antivirus software mistakes it for malware. Remember, IF YOU DON'T BUY FROM CRAZY GIDEON, YOU GET MALWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER!
See also
External Links
- CrazyGideons.com - Try not to catch malware here
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