Lobo

Lobo is a DC comics character whom prostitutes himself constantly to the reader using Dark Humor.

This is interesting as comic book fans have no sex. As always on ED, when there is more than one subject to be discussed in a single article, we discuss the subject that the majority of our readers will concern themselves with first. The DC comics version of Wolverine, a space pirate and bounty hunter whom does anything violent for $$$. Every actor who's gone up against Lobo has been pwned in some way or another. Coincidence? You be the judge.

Lobo hit list

• His fourth grade teacher Mrs. Tribb
• Santa Claus
• His thousands of illegitimate bastardized children and specifically daughter
• Easter bunny
• Superman
• Etrigan the demon
• the DC Universe
• batman
• Gawd
• batman
• Cheesy superheroes noone herd about such as Goldstar, Ernie and General Glory
• his pet Dawg
• captain marvel

Also, Lobo sux is gay and has homosexual relationships with his editor, a photographer boy, his archenemy Anyone he can punch a wall through, and Batman. Lobo has an enormous hook, chain and big black dick. Lobo also has a fad of online fanboys in middle-age whom seen him smoke, drink and beat women.