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'''Elmo''' is a Muppet from Sesame Street. A distant relative of [[Pedobear]], Elmo took up with bad company when he met another distant relative, [[Shotacat]], and began his downward spiral.
'''Elmo''' <s>is</s> [[disregard that|I mean]], was a furry red monster on Sesame Street. If you don't know what Sesame Street is Fuck You, go back to the [[Taliban]]. The character was apparently created one day when the show's staff decided to be dicks and give the [[fag]] on the way out a hideous ball of red fur and zero instructions besides "Make something out of it". Nobody else wanted to ne seen on or off stage with the ugly thing anyway.
Elmo is A badass, smoked out, locced out muppet from the SS, AKA Sesame Street. His reputation puts infamous characters like Suge Knight, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, George W. Bush, Hitler (Well you get the point) to shame.


Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)
Through sheer [[negro]] magic that fag transformed the puppet too ugly and uncomfortable for anyone else to play into "the embodiment of [[rape|love]]"- Elmo. Of course that's probably before your time. You probably know Elmo best as the advertising powerhouse that Sesame Street uses to make sure the money keeps on rolling in. That ugly little ball of fur has been in over 26 movies and has spawned countless ungodly merchandise made to seperate [[breeders]] from their [[jew gold]].


Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.
Let's just say that Elmo wasn't the only one wanting to be "tickled" by young boys.


Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source...
==The Creepy==
In December 2012 a [[sad]] [[faggot]] seeking attention came out and claimed that Elmo's puppeteer, Kevin Clash, had [[buttsex]]ed him up when her was the tender age of 17. Of course the magic negro himself claims he thought the kid was 18. Since then dozens of [[butthurt]] and [[GRIDS|lonely]] [[attention whore]]s have come out of the woodwork claiming they all have sucked the Elmo Master's cock.


Last Thursday, eyebrows were raised when Elmo was found without a hand up his ass. The hand that ordinarily occupied that gaping chasm was up the ass of at least three underage teens.
Considering the Elmo Line, it's not too big a leap to make.
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* Elmo is the "Embodiment of Love". [[NAMBLA|Love for young folks]]... [[Shota Cat|from a much older man]]...
* Tickle Me Elmo: encourages young boys to touch low on another man's body to "tickle" them
* Elmo Children's Chairs: Sit your son between the smiling Elmo's legs
* Fireman, Policeman, Indian, ect Elmo: It's the all Elmo [[Homosexual|Village people]]! How did anyone miss it?
 
In Kevin Clash's defense, they did [[lies|say they were 18]] and were totally [[asking for it]].
 
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Revision as of 08:11, 28 November 2012

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Elmo knows where you live!

Elmo is I mean, was a furry red monster on Sesame Street. If you don't know what Sesame Street is Fuck You, go back to the Taliban. The character was apparently created one day when the show's staff decided to be dicks and give the fag on the way out a hideous ball of red fur and zero instructions besides "Make something out of it". Nobody else wanted to ne seen on or off stage with the ugly thing anyway.

Through sheer negro magic that fag transformed the puppet too ugly and uncomfortable for anyone else to play into "the embodiment of love"- Elmo. Of course that's probably before your time. You probably know Elmo best as the advertising powerhouse that Sesame Street uses to make sure the money keeps on rolling in. That ugly little ball of fur has been in over 26 movies and has spawned countless ungodly merchandise made to seperate breeders from their jew gold.

Let's just say that Elmo wasn't the only one wanting to be "tickled" by young boys.

The Creepy

In December 2012 a sad faggot seeking attention came out and claimed that Elmo's puppeteer, Kevin Clash, had buttsexed him up when her was the tender age of 17. Of course the magic negro himself claims he thought the kid was 18. Since then dozens of butthurt and lonely attention whores have come out of the woodwork claiming they all have sucked the Elmo Master's cock.

Considering the Elmo Line, it's not too big a leap to make.

  • Elmo is the "Embodiment of Love". Love for young folks... from a much older man...
  • Tickle Me Elmo: encourages young boys to touch low on another man's body to "tickle" them
  • Elmo Children's Chairs: Sit your son between the smiling Elmo's legs
  • Fireman, Policeman, Indian, ect Elmo: It's the all Elmo Village people! How did anyone miss it?

In Kevin Clash's defense, they did say they were 18 and were totally asking for it.

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