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Dr. Kevorkian was quite possibly the greatest [[IRL]] [[troll]] of the Supreme Courts. His [[epic]] [[lie|win]] resulted in the [[murder|liberation]] of 130 [[retards|people]], in what many claim to be the greatest opportunity of all time: a chance to do [[your mom]] a favor, and end your [[furfag|respectable]], [[basement_dwelling|noteworthy]], [[emo|joyous]] and [[pedo|proper]] life in the [[kill it with fire|safest and most humane way possible]] | |||
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[[Image:jackkevorkian.jpg|thumb|He sure is a looker!]] | [[Image:jackkevorkian.jpg|thumb|He sure is a looker!]] | ||
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[[Image:0_61_kevorkian_jack.jpg|thumb|..Now, is it just me, or does he look an awful lot like Mister Rogers here?]] | [[Image:0_61_kevorkian_jack.jpg|thumb|..Now, is it just me, or does he look an awful lot like Mister Rogers here?]] | ||
Ever since he | Ever since he died, the number of [[Emos]] and [[Goths]] living in the [[USA]] has risen by 3 times. If only Dr. Kevorkian could help spread his love to all [[Emos]] and rid them of their emotional pain! | ||
Dr. Kevorkian's methods can be used to cure [[ETD|many common ailments]] such as: | Dr. Kevorkian's methods can be used to cure [[ETD|many common ailments]] such as: | ||
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* [[Attention whore]]ism | * [[Attention whore]]ism | ||
* This shitty article | * This shitty article | ||
== Related Articles == | == Related Articles == | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18974940/ns/health-health_care He is out of prison.] | *[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18974940/ns/health-health_care He is out of prison.] | ||
*[http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/04/us/04kevorkian.html He is dead] | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Revision as of 19:25, 21 January 2013
Dr. Kevorkian was quite possibly the greatest IRL troll of the Supreme Courts. His epic win resulted in the liberation of 130 people, in what many claim to be the greatest opportunity of all time: a chance to do your mom a favor, and end your respectable, noteworthy, joyous and proper life in the safest and most humane way possible
Ever since he died, the number of Emos and Goths living in the USA has risen by 3 times. If only Dr. Kevorkian could help spread his love to all Emos and rid them of their emotional pain!
Dr. Kevorkian's methods can be used to cure many common ailments such as:
- Life
- Emo
- Attention whoreism
- This shitty article