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'''BatteryIncluded''' ('''BI''') is an American faggot and [[Wikipedo]]. He has made many exceptionally good contributions on [[Wikipedia]], but he has a long history of faggotry toward editors who disagrees with his actions while believes they ''are'' acceptable. He is notorious for engaging a persistent campaign of incivility, harassment, personal attacks and highly tendentious editing, more than likely similar to Rbj and Light current, as well as battleground behavior in deleting and misrepresenting other people's comments, assuming bad faith to others, and making misleading, fabricated, fake, and distorted statements and claims out of anything he views. He has absolute ownership of articles of which he is the top primary contributor of the articles. He is one of the most uncivil, disrespectful, tendentious and disruptive editors on Wikipedia they've heard of, and is actually behind the problems he perpetrates. This is one of a few cases where his long-term problems which crop up every time are not being solved.
'''BatteryIncluded''' ('''BI''') is an American hero and [[Wikipedo]]. He has made many exceptionally good contributions on [[Wikipedia]], and like most functional and disease-free editors, incited the wrath of an aspie, which is how he came to have an article on this site.  
 
He is a [[pretty cool guy]], calling out deluded [[engrish]] speaking fuckwits who exercise their [[Pervert|unhealthy obsession]] with [[Goatse|space exploration]] on wikipedia. He is also legitimately interested in the mental health of those who attack him, repeatedly offering suggestions as to how symptoms may be better managed. For his dedication and concern, he is scorned by at least one [[Autism|autist]].


== 2009 ==
== 2009 ==
BatteryIncluded edits mostly uninteresting bullshit about space and shit, with an edit count well into the thousands. Battery made himself an enemy or two, and told them to "write a book", which is Wikipedian for "climb a tower of dicks and eat your way down". He then refused to even acknowledge calls for civility on his part. He also asked that all Martian spiders be moved to the Dark Dune Spots, which seems to be a sensible precaution against Martian spider invasions.


At some point, BatteryIncluded encountered Stevertigo, whom he claimed that he had no formal education in biology except to engage in disruptiveness and to make doctored statements, on the discussion page of the Life article. Stevertigo filed an ANI against him in light of his deletion of his comments, however he defended it, telling him to "write a novel".[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrator's_noticeboard/IncidentArchive541#User:BatteryIncluded_on_Talk:Life] A month later, having noticed Stevertigo's editing restrictions, and he was violating them, he filed a complaint, in ANI and EW reports,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrator's_noticeboard/IncidentArchive548#User:Stevertigo,_already_subject_to_editing_restrictions,_keeps_on_violating_rules][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrator's_noticeboard/3RRArchive102#User:Stevertigo,_already_subject_to_editing_restrictions,_keeps_on_violating_rules_(result:_reporter_blocked_for_incivility)] only to be blocked by William M. Connolley for his incivility against Stevertigo. Then, he filed a similar request, however, no result was achieved as this was too vexatious and looked like retaliation.
== 2012 ==
 
In 2012, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Starkiller88 an editor] attempted to add a page about an operation by Anonymous called "Operation Phobos-Gone", a "campaign" to redress the injustice of a Russian rocketry club being closed following a programming error left a $163 million dollar space probe stuck in low earth orbit, a fireable offense in most office settings. This campaign was evidenced by only a twitter account and a shit livejournal knockoff journal, but that didn't stop Starkiller88 from writing an article up to cover the whole affair. When asked to account for his creation of a pointless non-article about a twitter feed, Starkiller [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Redirects_for_discussion/Log/2012_May_10#Operation%20Fobos-Gone admitted in broken, near unreadable prose] that he himself had started the twitter feed and the journal the article was based upon. He said he was forced to do so because BatteryIncluded stated the fact that no further Phobos probes were planned.  
Between August and September 2009, he proposed the merging of the Martian spiders article under the Dark Dune Spots page. Cyclopia filed an ANI against him. He defended once more with a higher level of incivility, saying that Cyclopia didn't understand science and characterizing his arguments as "pure harassment". Eventually, both were calmed down by Georgewilliamherbert, however, BatteryIncluded silently shrugged off a request to calm down and be polite and civil to others.


== 2012 ==
<center>
{{morphquote|mqtest5|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|Starkiller88: That's one thing is certain. Operation Phobos-Gone by Anonymous has started because of BatteryIncluded's statements that Fobos-Grunt will not be repeated in any name or form. As of right now, the Fobos-Grunt team has been disbanded. This operation aims to prosecute them so that it will make sure that this fiasco will not happen again.
W. D. Graham: So it's something you've created in response to his editing?<br>
Starkiller88: Yes, that's WHAT BatteryIncluded said on my talk page last month|Starkiller, totally missing the point.
|Starkiller88: You are the person who caused me to start this operation by Anonymous to target Russian organizations linked with the failed Fobos-Grunt sample return kission. The hackers intend to either silence them or perform vigilante acts on them as what Dmitry Medvedev has suggested. See the redirect discussion.
BatteryIncluded: Please double your medication dose. |BatteryIncluded, expressing concern for the health of Starkiller88
|Starkiller88: OK. I got it. I'm not a paranoid person. I started Anonymous "Operation Fobos-Gone" (@Op_PhobosGone) on Twitter and (on paper.li) because of the fact that Fobos-Grunt ''FAILED, BURNED, CRASHED'' (NOT RECOVERED) ''AND THE MISSION WILL NOT BE REPEATED IN ANY FASHION OR NAME'' (EVER), and I am a member of The Planetary Society distraught over the loss of Phobos LIFE, which may led to LIFE being abandoned and the team behind it disbanded. The project website of Fobos-Grunt is still online despite after these events, and it is likely to exist forever as it is a junk of IKI's web servers.
BatteryIncluded: So now you think that just because you inserted the Anonymous seal in your cheap web site it makes it a reliable source and a "real" Anonymous Operation? Please triple your medication dose and step back from your computer. Really.
}}</center>


BatteryIncluded became involved in an absurd episode around articles relating to the failed Phobos-Grunt space mission. He requested semi-protection of the main article after raising the issue at AN3 after edits by anonymous IPs started from late January. He began making a series of disparaging and incivil posts on Starkiller's talk page in order to get him to stop claiming that the mission would be repeated; however these only drove him to start claiming at every possible opportunity and with much emphasis as possible in accordance with his point over Roscosmos' stance, but there would ''never'' be another mission to Phobos at ''any time in the future'', particularly an allegedly planned Anonymous operation, entitled Operation Phobos-Gone, which would have involved the activist group Anonymous intended to target Russian organizations linked with the failed Phobos sample return mission.
After having his [[shit]] article raped and smelling the burnt flesh stench of [[banhammer]] in the air, Starkiller88 went running like a child to BatteryIncluded in a desperate attempt to avoid being shit-canned.


As Starkiller admitted at the RfD discussion about the four redirects created for the operation that he made the whole thing up, he began his efforts to cure him of a mental condition, telling him to double and triple his medication dose and step back from his computer, though he never identified it as being the cause. This eventually led him to vandalizing his user space to make a point to his incivility (essentially a repeat of his same behavior that led him to an indef block), which resulted in BatteryIncluded taking advantage of his ban (though his name wasn't listed on Wikipedia's list of banned users) to give him a kitten, telling him to "get well soon"; in reality, he was telling him to commit suicide, baiting and abusing him further. He could have notified the authorities or infected Starkiller's computer with his own shit (e.g. a computer virus/trojan that renders it inoperable and even causing antivirus and anti-malware software to malfunction and terminate abnormally). He was also behind the manipulating of administrators (including even Wikipedia's BASC) to misrepresent, fabricate and distort the banned user's history and comments with fake claims to support that ban and even denied further appeals without any further reason and explanation.
<center>
{{morphquote|mqtest6|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|I'd like to redeem myself. I don't want to disrupt Wikipedia with further false uncited, unverified info. Now I know there will be NO attempt to repeat the Fobos-Grunt mission or any other future Phobos sample return. I knew that earler before March 15. You have to know that. I'll start with ExoMars.|Starkiller88, quivering in fear
|PLEASE DON'T!|BatteryIncluded, pissing himself in even greater fear.
|You recall this: "This is the first time you write something coherent regarding the Fobos-Grunt mission, Mr. Starkiller. I'll fix it." on the talk page of Living Interplanetary Flight Experiment. Tell me if I want to repeat this by writing something coherent regarding any mission.|Starkiller88, pleading with BatteryIncluded to remember the good times.
}}</center>


After his dealing with Starkiller, BatteryIncluded made a partial revert of the reference cleaning edits to the Curiosity rover article by Piotr Koczieny aka Prokonsul Piotrus, telling him to avoid scrolling lists, in which he stated otherwise. In response, he escalated with a higher level of incivility, telling him to leave an article and calling his edits his flashy tricks and "Hello Kittys". As a result, he was warned for his incivility, but deletes comments from his user space. He also had the debacle with FitJock87 in a similar uncivil manner, but he allows the editor's VIGO information to be kept intact with his corrections that they are a sub-system vendor for the Sample Analysis at Mars rather than its designers. He was called as "not only stupid but also pathetic", given his long history of incivility and tendentious editing.
Despite many contributions to pages such as [[Anonymous]], Malaysian National Space Agency, Future spaceflights, various Malaysian Railways, and Series of Unfortunate Events pages, Starkiller88 was permabanned shortly after this conversation.  


== 2013 ==
== 2013 ==
Not being a banned loser, BatteryIncluded continues to edit, telling people to kill themselves, and not giving a fuck. May he live a long and healthy live, have five wives and eighty children, and die only when he is good and ready to leave his mansion.


Around late February and early March, a user named Medeis tried to prevent his edit-warring, knowing that he had no regard to the three-revert-rule. In addition to telling him to bitch an anonymous user in the UK, he tells him to take his meds, in fact, he wants him to commit suicide through overdose.
== Notable lies ==
{{Quote|I notified the involved editors on the Talk:Life page of the editing restrictions imposed on Stevertigo for his edit-warring, however, he deleted my post and proceded launch threats against me.}}
{{Quote|His months-long disruptions escalated now to acussation of me being part of [[Anonymous]] hackers waging war against he.}}
{{Quote|His messages range from pleads to "redemption", claims a compulsion to vandalize, and lately, blaming me for infecting his computer [or any other computers] with a computer virus/trojan [that I gave him, putting his personal and private data, as well as his computer system functionality into a very high risk].}}
{{Quote|There, you can place your flashy bulshit and Hello Kittys [kittens] in the reference section instead of the requirements twice indicated above.}}
{{Quote|You denial to comply with WP:ASL deserves such as much. Tell you what, piss off from my talk page and have a nice life. I really have no time for your bull shit on hurt feelings. Good bye.}}
{{Quote|WTF are you smoking? Go bitch at user 212.139.104.161 - located in UK. I am in USA. Take your meds.}}


== External links ==
== External links ==


* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BatteryIncluded Wikipedia's page of BatteryIncluded]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BatteryIncluded Wikipedia's page of BatteryIncluded]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGjtyEWWZMk The obligatory] youtube video declaring war.
*[http://anonnews.org/press/item/1513/ The Anon News announcement]
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Revision as of 23:59, 26 April 2013

BatteryIncluded (BI) is an American hero and Wikipedo. He has made many exceptionally good contributions on Wikipedia, and like most functional and disease-free editors, incited the wrath of an aspie, which is how he came to have an article on this site.

He is a pretty cool guy, calling out deluded engrish speaking fuckwits who exercise their unhealthy obsession with space exploration on wikipedia. He is also legitimately interested in the mental health of those who attack him, repeatedly offering suggestions as to how symptoms may be better managed. For his dedication and concern, he is scorned by at least one autist.

2009

BatteryIncluded edits mostly uninteresting bullshit about space and shit, with an edit count well into the thousands. Battery made himself an enemy or two, and told them to "write a book", which is Wikipedian for "climb a tower of dicks and eat your way down". He then refused to even acknowledge calls for civility on his part. He also asked that all Martian spiders be moved to the Dark Dune Spots, which seems to be a sensible precaution against Martian spider invasions.

2012

In 2012, an editor attempted to add a page about an operation by Anonymous called "Operation Phobos-Gone", a "campaign" to redress the injustice of a Russian rocketry club being closed following a programming error left a $163 million dollar space probe stuck in low earth orbit, a fireable offense in most office settings. This campaign was evidenced by only a twitter account and a shit livejournal knockoff journal, but that didn't stop Starkiller88 from writing an article up to cover the whole affair. When asked to account for his creation of a pointless non-article about a twitter feed, Starkiller admitted in broken, near unreadable prose that he himself had started the twitter feed and the journal the article was based upon. He said he was forced to do so because BatteryIncluded stated the fact that no further Phobos probes were planned.

   
“ 		 
Starkiller88: That's one thing is certain. Operation Phobos-Gone by Anonymous has started because of BatteryIncluded's statements that Fobos-Grunt will not be repeated in any name or form. As of right now, the Fobos-Grunt team has been disbanded. This operation aims to prosecute them so that it will make sure that this fiasco will not happen again.

W. D. Graham: So it's something you've created in response to his editing?
Starkiller88: Yes, that's WHAT BatteryIncluded said on my talk page last month
 

„
  		 

—Starkiller, totally missing the point.

   
“ 		 
Starkiller88: You are the person who caused me to start this operation by Anonymous to target Russian organizations linked with the failed Fobos-Grunt sample return kission. The hackers intend to either silence them or perform vigilante acts on them as what Dmitry Medvedev has suggested. See the redirect discussion.

BatteryIncluded: Please double your medication dose.
 

„
  		 

—BatteryIncluded, expressing concern for the health of Starkiller88

   
“ 		 
Starkiller88: OK. I got it. I'm not a paranoid person. I started Anonymous "Operation Fobos-Gone" (@Op_PhobosGone) on Twitter and (on paper.li) because of the fact that Fobos-Grunt FAILED, BURNED, CRASHED (NOT RECOVERED) AND THE MISSION WILL NOT BE REPEATED IN ANY FASHION OR NAME (EVER), and I am a member of The Planetary Society distraught over the loss of Phobos LIFE, which may led to LIFE being abandoned and the team behind it disbanded. The project website of Fobos-Grunt is still online despite after these events, and it is likely to exist forever as it is a junk of IKI's web servers.

BatteryIncluded: So now you think that just because you inserted the Anonymous seal in your cheap web site it makes it a reliable source and a "real" Anonymous Operation? Please triple your medication dose and step back from your computer. Really.
 

„
  		 

—{{{9}}}

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After having his shit article raped and smelling the burnt flesh stench of banhammer in the air, Starkiller88 went running like a child to BatteryIncluded in a desperate attempt to avoid being shit-canned.

   
“ 		 
I'd like to redeem myself. I don't want to disrupt Wikipedia with further false uncited, unverified info. Now I know there will be NO attempt to repeat the Fobos-Grunt mission or any other future Phobos sample return. I knew that earler before March 15. You have to know that. I'll start with ExoMars.
  		„
  		 

—Starkiller88, quivering in fear

   
“ 		 
PLEASE DON'T!
  		„
  		 

—BatteryIncluded, pissing himself in even greater fear.

   
“ 		 
You recall this: "This is the first time you write something coherent regarding the Fobos-Grunt mission, Mr. Starkiller. I'll fix it." on the talk page of Living Interplanetary Flight Experiment. Tell me if I want to repeat this by writing something coherent regarding any mission.
  		„
  		 

—Starkiller88, pleading with BatteryIncluded to remember the good times.

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Despite many contributions to pages such as Anonymous, Malaysian National Space Agency, Future spaceflights, various Malaysian Railways, and Series of Unfortunate Events pages, Starkiller88 was permabanned shortly after this conversation.

2013

Not being a banned loser, BatteryIncluded continues to edit, telling people to kill themselves, and not giving a fuck. May he live a long and healthy live, have five wives and eighty children, and die only when he is good and ready to leave his mansion.


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