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[[File:Sammich.jpg|250px|thumb|right]]
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[[File:Woman_sandwich.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Cause these samiches ain't gonna make themselves.]]
[[File:sandwichcomic.jpg|200px|thumb|right|If you get the joke you must be a programmer.]]
[[File:sandwichcomic.jpg|200px|thumb|right|If you get the joke you must be a programmer.]]
'''Make me a sandwich''' is a [[meme]] that gained popularity around 2005. The phrase is said to women by men who are drunk and/or hungry. [[Truth|Making sandwiches is one of the few things women are good for]].
'''Make me a sandwich''' is a [[meme]] that gained popularity around 2005. The phrase is said to women by men who are drunk and/or hungry. [[Truth|Making sandwiches is one of the few things women are good for]].
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== Origin ==
== Origin ==


The phrase is well known from a [[gay]] cartoon called "Hey Arnold". It is used by [[Basement dweller|Oskar Kokashka]] to try and get his wife [[Bitch|Susie]] to make him a sandwich. When she refuses, he moans that he is her husband and "[[blow job|you're supposed to take care of me!]]". Susie calls out on his bullshit, claiming he only cares about himself. Oskar replies with "[[Facepalm|What's wrong with that]]?". Oskar is said to be a Czechoslavakian, but he acts way more like a nigger; being lazy, [[Chris Chan|being unemployed]], stealing things, being illiterate, being lazy, bitching about shit, being lazy, failing at child care, [[Shit nobody cares about|and the list goes on]].
The phrase is well known from a [[gay]] cartoon called "Hey Arnold." It is used by [[Basement dweller|Oskar Kokashka]] to try and get his wife [[Bitch|Susie]] to make him a sandwich. When she refuses, he moans that he is her husband and "[[blow job|you're supposed to take care of me!]]". Susie calls him out on his bullshit, claiming he only cares about himself. Oskar replies with "[[Facepalm|What's wrong with that]]?". Oskar is said to be a Czechoslavakian, but he acts way more like a nigger; being lazy, [[Chris Chan|being unemployed]], stealing things, being illiterate, being lazy, bitching about shit, being lazy, failing at child care, [[Shit nobody cares about|and the list goes on]].


== Sammich ==
== Sammich ==
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== See also ==
== See also ==


* [[Bitch]]
*[[Bitch]]
* [[Dancing sandwich]]
*[[Dancing sandwich]]
* [[Ebonics]]
*[[Ebonics]]
* [[Nigger]]
*[[Nigger]]
 
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Revision as of 21:29, 8 June 2013

Cause these samiches ain't gonna make themselves.
If you get the joke you must be a programmer.

Make me a sandwich is a meme that gained popularity around 2005. The phrase is said to women by men who are drunk and/or hungry. Making sandwiches is one of the few things women are good for.

IRL

After a long day at work, a husband asks his wife to make him a sandwich, which always results with a reply of NO U! This behavior is corrected by slapping. Niggers are known to say "sammich." For some reason, feminists find this phrase offensive and have convinced women to grow a pair, even though they should only have pussies. Women with testicles nag about everything and they are the reason why we can't have nice things like sandwiches.

Origin

The phrase is well known from a gay cartoon called "Hey Arnold." It is used by Oskar Kokashka to try and get his wife Susie to make him a sandwich. When she refuses, he moans that he is her husband and "you're supposed to take care of me!". Susie calls him out on his bullshit, claiming he only cares about himself. Oskar replies with "What's wrong with that?". Oskar is said to be a Czechoslavakian, but he acts way more like a nigger; being lazy, being unemployed, stealing things, being illiterate, being lazy, bitching about shit, being lazy, failing at child care, and the list goes on.

Sammich

The nigger term for 'sandwich'. Black men prefer their wives make them chicken sammiches, but a bucket of chicken is fine, too.

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