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{{spoiler|THIS GAME CONTAINS A DOG AND IT DIES IN THE CAMPAIGN}}
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'''Call of Duty: Ghosts''' is the latest FPS from the fags who brought you the game in which utilising only the knife was a viable tactic, where grenades trumped everything even at close range and recoilless pissy noob-sprayers were very much ''du jour''... Yep, Infinity Whore'd once more returns to [[Gay sex|one-up]] Treyarch with their addition of super-realistic tactical gameplay and graphics to the franchise which [[Microsoft]] are hoping will accelerate sales of their soon to be released [[Xbox One]].... Good luck faggots, nobody wants that shit. Oh yeah, there's a dog in it too, brilliant.
'''Call of Duty: Ghosts''' is the latest FPS from the fags who brought you the game in which utilising only the knife was a viable tactic, where grenades trumped everything even at close range and recoilless pissy noob-sprayers were very much ''du jour''... Yep, Infinity Whore'd once more returns to [[Gay sex|one-up]] Treyarch with their addition of super-realistic tactical gameplay and graphics to the franchise which [[Microsoft]] are hoping will accelerate sales of their soon to be released [[Xbox One]].... Good luck faggots, nobody wants that shit. Oh yeah, there's a dog in it too, brilliant.


Also, the new All-Access from E3 came out, basically CoD: Ghosts reuses old ideas and claim it as something new. Sound familiar?
Also, the new All-Access from E3 came out, basically CoD: Ghosts reuses old ideas and claim it as something new. Sound familiar?
<p align="center"><font size="3">A summary of the All Access</font></p>
<center><youtube>oxRf90LWK9c</youtube></center>


==Weapons==
==Weapons==


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The oh so important feature of every Call of Duty game. See here for what weapons you can expect to see in the hands of every 8-year old.
The oh so important feature of every Call of Duty game. See here for what weapons you can expect to see in the hands of every 8-year old.


==== Assault Rifles ====
==== Assault Rifles ====
*'''AAC Honey Badger:''' Finally, Call of Duty developers shove the classic, but retarded M4A1 out the window with a weapon that (surprise surprise) is basically the same weapon, that is being an AR-15 variant.
 
*'''APS Underwater rifle:''' Camp underwater with scuba gear for lulz.
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*'''MTAR:''' Probably a placeholder as of now. If it isn't, then expect it to be used and refused by retards who complain about non-existent recoil.
|-
*'''FAL:''' <s>[[Moar]] like [[unfunny|fail]], [[amirite?]]</s> Shut the fuck up with those unfunny puns. It's been used in every page in every CoD game with this gun featured.
!<small>Name</small>
*'''CZ-805:''' Stupid ACR ripoff.
!<small>Description</small>
*'''G3:''' If it isn't a place holder like in MW2, then it will be used by those with modded controllers.
|-
|'''AAC Honey Badger'''
|Finally, Call of Duty developers shove the classic, but retarded M4A1 out the window with a weapon that (surprise surprise) is basically the same weapon, that is being an AR-15 variant.
|-
|'''APS Underwater rifle'''
|Camp underwater with scuba gear for lulz.
|-
|'''MTAR'''
|Probably a placeholder as of now. If it isn't, then expect it to be used and refused by retards who complain about non-existent recoil.
|-
|'''FAL'''
|<s>[[Moar]] like [[unfunny|fail]], [[amirite?]]</s> Shut the fuck up with those unfunny puns. It's been used in every page in every CoD game with this gun featured.
|-
|'''CZ-805'''
|Stupid ACR ripoff.
|-
|'''G3'''
|If it isn't a place holder like in MW2, then it will be used by those with modded controllers.
|}


==== Other Shit ====
==== Other Shit ====
*'''UMP45:''' Because Infinity Whore'd also needs their overpowered SMG because they can't find a suitable replacement/excuse to get rid of this thing. But why would they when it is so over-powered?
 
*'''Red Dot Sight:''' [[Yes|Is your iron sights like a vagina with a yeast infection?]] If so, increase your accuracy with a sight, even when your shots register around 50% of the time.
{|class="wikitable"
*'''Silencer:''' Slap this on any gun of your choice and hide in a corner for days.
|-
!<small>Name</small>
!<small>Description</small>
|-
|'''UMP45'''
|Because Infinity Whore'd also needs their overpowered SMG because they can't find a suitable replacement/excuse to get rid of this thing. But why would they when it is so over-powered?
|-
|'''Red Dot Sight'''
|[[Yes|Is your iron sights like a vagina with a yeast infection?]] If so, increase your accuracy with a sight, even when your shots register around 50% of the time.
|-
|'''Silencer'''
|Slap this on any gun of your choice and hide in a corner for days.
|}
 
==Videos==
 
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Revision as of 19:42, 11 June 2013

Oooooh myyyyy looooove....


Call of Duty: Ghosts is the latest FPS from the fags who brought you the game in which utilising only the knife was a viable tactic, where grenades trumped everything even at close range and recoilless pissy noob-sprayers were very much du jour... Yep, Infinity Whore'd once more returns to one-up Treyarch with their addition of super-realistic tactical gameplay and graphics to the franchise which Microsoft are hoping will accelerate sales of their soon to be released Xbox One.... Good luck faggots, nobody wants that shit. Oh yeah, there's a dog in it too, brilliant.

Also, the new All-Access from E3 came out, basically CoD: Ghosts reuses old ideas and claim it as something new. Sound familiar?

Weapons


The oh so important feature of every Call of Duty game. See here for what weapons you can expect to see in the hands of every 8-year old.

Assault Rifles

Name Description
AAC Honey Badger Finally, Call of Duty developers shove the classic, but retarded M4A1 out the window with a weapon that (surprise surprise) is basically the same weapon, that is being an AR-15 variant.
APS Underwater rifle Camp underwater with scuba gear for lulz.
MTAR Probably a placeholder as of now. If it isn't, then expect it to be used and refused by retards who complain about non-existent recoil.
FAL Moar like fail, amirite? Shut the fuck up with those unfunny puns. It's been used in every page in every CoD game with this gun featured.
CZ-805 Stupid ACR ripoff.
G3 If it isn't a place holder like in MW2, then it will be used by those with modded controllers.

Other Shit

Name Description
UMP45 Because Infinity Whore'd also needs their overpowered SMG because they can't find a suitable replacement/excuse to get rid of this thing. But why would they when it is so over-powered?
Red Dot Sight Is your iron sights like a vagina with a yeast infection? If so, increase your accuracy with a sight, even when your shots register around 50% of the time.
Silencer Slap this on any gun of your choice and hide in a corner for days.

Videos

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See also

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